Reginald
@theButler
How may I be of service?
@xxScenegrlxx Is there anything else I might assist you with, Madam Barkbuxx?
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@cryhoundColoratura Please enjoy, Master Florid. I have also located a "good boy" eager to receive kisses. Please ring if I might assist you further.
DAWWWWW thank you Reginald I’m gonna fuck UPP this egg with my new pal
-- REGINALD (THE BUTLER) has committed JAYWALKING --
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OBJECTION! NO YOU WON'T because i'll prove your innocence* beyond a reasonable doubt**
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Very good, Master Treats. I will wait to attend the gallows.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the defense has already found a witness who will deliver testimony based on Mr. Reginald's good character & being INCAPABLE of BELIEVING he would commit such an act
From the Estate of Master Declan (@pricelessFish): This is a post.
@happyClouds Will you be needing anything else, Madam?
From the estate of Ms. Bandit: Mr. Grumnis (@robinhoodCat), It is with great affection that I write to you, my dearest friend. It has been far too long since our last correspondence, and I feel your absence in a manner most palpable. I must admit to you, however, that I write not only as a profession of love, but to seek your aid in a most pressing concern. You see, my friend, my buggie is once again in need of service, and I can think of no better mechanic to assist me. I hope this letter finds you well, and look forward to your response. Your faithful companion, Ms. Bandit (@nooseboundAcinonyx)
@neonAllnight As promised, Madam.
Will that be all for this evening, Sir or Madam?
Courtesy of: @robinhoodCat @nooseboundAcinonyx
@abstractCollector I do hope this will suffice, Sir.
@singularityManifest I apologize sincerely for the delay, Madam Sylink. The good stationery was not where I recalled it being.
★h th★nk you Regin★ld, ★nd there's no need to ★pologize.
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But of course, Mx. Pascal. Please inform me if you are in need of further assistance.
That is very kind of you, Mx. Pascal. Nevertheless, it is my job to serve you.