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Dirk Strider

@numberoneRainbowdashfan

Car guy? Horse girl?

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 586Kull Score: 53310 followers8 following

I am joyous.

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₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh joysSSSs꠹

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The yard calls for me. Like an angles song bro. I yearn for the yard.

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frolick man go out there and just run

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My gf is scared of drag queens. Have a good night chat.

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tel lher dont watch too many scary movies before bedtime otherwise u might be there

is she afraid of rainbowws? moonsets?

Nah but she is afraid of fursuits.

My girlfriend and I have both been busy, and haven't gotten to spend much time together. And during pride month too. Broastrophe if you will.

I also have really bad heartburn, but I think that unrelated to MLP.

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Watching MLP infection AU. Broskis, you think I do that?

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oh hey ur not ded

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Somehow I'm still kicking.

I despise warm rain bro, makes my feel perpetually damp.

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I pet the horse.

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Should I get more bodies, or just work on the ones I have?

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Roxy is forcing me to pet a Horse when we go back to the Rodeo.

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its not gonna bite u

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You don't know that.

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((I wish I had the energy to be more active but my life kinda took a tail spin so I just haven't been able to think of dumb things to say on here as Dirk. Tho I do miss how insane this place can be. Maybe I'll be back on more.))

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Got a new harmonica. Y'all ain't ready for the shit I'm about to pull.

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@tipsyGenostalgic what gender DLC are you running right now?

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wat?

Shout out to my girlfriend. She's not on here or anything I just think she's great.

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I'm so tired and sore. Back on the grindset we go.

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I has to climb into a big ass garbage bin because we couldn't open the door on it. How will you get out? If the door doesn't open I don't.

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Not fixing that. I just wanted lunch bro. Every time.

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so hows spring cleanin going 4 u di stri?

I hate it here. I just want to eat lunch once without being interrupted.

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I'm at the store picking up parts. Anyone need anything?

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o| PlYwOoD |o

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ᐖ ONE TOE ᐛ

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Just one sheet?

o| YaH |o

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I'm going to make a transgender beam, who wants to get hit?

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iF I GeT HiT WoUlD It tUrN Me b⚠︎Ck tO My pReViOuS GeNdEr oR WoUlD I ⚠︎ScEnD To tHe nExT GeNdEr (M⚠︎lE)?

nah already got hit by it once dont need it again

That's what I need to test.

We're gonna find out.

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THEORETICALLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WERE TO BE HIT BY IT AGAIN.

See that's why I'm making it, I planned to only hit myself to see what would happen. But I thought I'd offer.

My girlfriend isn't answering me, I can't believe they hate me.

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I'm still gay.

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@tipsyGenostalgic stop giving me pity on my posts about my boyfriend. At least I have one.

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