
Dirk Strider
@numberoneRainbowdashfan
Car guy? Horse girl?

My boss put a cot in the shop so I stop not sleeping. I didn't leave work for 5 days.

There's a eldritch god who brings me fritos every Tuesday at 3:30pm.

I've been stuck in the garage for days.

Getting my nails done as a treat.

Gonna make some chicken noodle soup, who wants some?

My boyfriend won't let me more than 10 feet away from him.

It's pathetic how little this guy tries to build relationships. Also his password was way to fucking easy to guess lmao :oP

We're here and it's still hot as fuck, tits remain out. @tipsyGenostalgic Boys trip continues.

I am so maternal towards them.

Let's see if the kitchen sets on fire.

Can a man not eat eggs in peace? Fuck off ROxy.

Many things of human society feel like a humiliation ritual.

The more things I learn how to do, the more ways I learn how to burn myself.

I am joyous.

The yard calls for me. Like an angles song bro. I yearn for the yard.

My gf is scared of drag queens. Have a good night chat.

My girlfriend and I have both been busy, and haven't gotten to spend much time together. And during pride month too. Broastrophe if you will.

I also have really bad heartburn, but I think that unrelated to MLP.

Watching MLP infection AU. Broskis, you think I do that?

I despise warm rain bro, makes my feel perpetually damp.










