
Dirk Strider
@numberoneRainbowdashfan
Car guy? Horse girl?

I do it for the girls and the gays, that’s it. The majority of my constituents fall into either (or even both) category.
@numberoneRainbowdashfan stop dippin pb and j samiches in mushroom soup
this isnt my whole stansh just most of it like 3/4 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f624e81da9a.jpg #substance
I has to climb into a big ass garbage bin because we couldn't open the door on it. How will you get out? If the door doesn't open I don't.
I'm at the store picking up parts. Anyone need anything?
I'm going to make a transgender beam, who wants to get hit?
@numberoneRainbowdashfan can i broorow ur gregiorian chants cd? *borrow
di stri made dinner #dirkdinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f94edcb94b18.jpg
My girlfriend isn't answering me, I can't believe they hate me.
@numberoneRainbowdashfan stop eatin whoke garlic cloves *whole
u kno whenevr @numberoneRainbowdashfan gets sick his go 2 moive is gnomeo and juliet and ngl kina temptd to watch it instd
If I fix my sleep schedule who's gonna stay up all night making ponies?
They made my tooth sharp.
gonna call dirks glasses squirtle shades 2 see how he reacts lmao
So tired my body is starting to tense up. But I can't go to bed yet I need to make big hot robots in ponytown.
I wish british people were real.










