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Dirk Strider

@numberoneRainbowdashfan

Car guy? Horse girl?

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 413Kull Score: 3796 followers6 following
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@barackObama[BO]

I do it for the girls and the gays, that’s it. The majority of my constituents fall into either (or even both) category.

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Obama onto as expected. Thank you for your service Obama.

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

@numberoneRainbowdashfan stop dippin pb and j samiches in mushroom soup

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At least I can make food without setting the kitchen on fire. Leave my soup alone.

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

this isnt my whole stansh just most of it like 3/4 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f624e81da9a.jpg #substance

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Bro get help.

I has to climb into a big ass garbage bin because we couldn't open the door on it. How will you get out? If the door doesn't open I don't.

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Not fixing that. I just wanted lunch bro. Every time.

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

so hows spring cleanin going 4 u di stri?

I hate it here. I just want to eat lunch once without being interrupted.

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I'm at the store picking up parts. Anyone need anything?

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o| PlYwOoD |o

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Just one sheet?

I'm going to make a transgender beam, who wants to get hit?

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iF I GeT HiT WoUlD It tUrN Me b⚠︎Ck tO My pReViOuS GeNdEr oR WoUlD I ⚠︎ScEnD To tHe nExT GeNdEr (M⚠︎lE)?

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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

nah already got hit by it once dont need it again

That's what I need to test.

We're gonna find out.

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THEORETICALLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WERE TO BE HIT BY IT AGAIN.

See that's why I'm making it, I planned to only hit myself to see what would happen. But I thought I'd offer.

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

@numberoneRainbowdashfan can i broorow ur gregiorian chants cd? *borrow

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Might actually be safer with you because of the state of the basement. Fine.

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

di stri made dinner #dirkdinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f94edcb94b18.jpg

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=What €v€n is that

Onion and garlic cooked in oil but I set the oven too high and ended up frying the garlic.

My girlfriend isn't answering me, I can't believe they hate me.

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I'm still gay.

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

@numberoneRainbowdashfan stop eatin whoke garlic cloves *whole

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IGNORE HER, SUCCUMB TO YOUR GARLICKY BLISS —EMBER💥

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Now this is just mean.

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See at least someone supports my dreams.

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

u kno whenevr @numberoneRainbowdashfan gets sick his go 2 moive is gnomeo and juliet and ngl kina temptd to watch it instd

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It's a great sick movie bro.

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If I fix my sleep schedule who's gonna stay up all night making ponies?

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D --> Uh

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@equineVoid[EV]

Hey hey hey. We could make them together and compare notes.

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They made my tooth sharp.

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just one?

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It's the side of my molar, not very epic or cool.

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

gonna call dirks glasses squirtle shades 2 see how he reacts lmao

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Squirtle is dope as fuck.

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So tired my body is starting to tense up. But I can't go to bed yet I need to make big hot robots in ponytown.

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dirk omg go to sleep!!!! do you know how late it is??? >:/

The big hot robots won't make themselves.

I wish british people were real.

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cheerio! ^u^

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This is the best day of my life.