|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||
@commanderGenes
HELLO, FEEBLE MINDED READER. SINCE YOU ARE PROBABLY STUPID, LETS KEEP THIS BRIEF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS, AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH. MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM. RED FOR KAR.
OKAY, LET'S REINTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS. HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES, I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD(REQUESTS GO HERE: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/853JNGZEM42JUREM9) ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND ♡: @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH, @TURNTECHNOGEARHEAD ◇: @TURNTECHSTRIDER ♤: NONE. ♧: NONE, NOT LOOKING. IF I GET A KISMESIS I WANT TO BE ABLE TO OBLITERATE HIM WITHOUT SOME INTERLOPER CATCHING STRAYS.
WE ALL KNOW WHO I AM.
the whispering rat guy ??
Grima?
JUST SITTING HERE. DOING NOTHING. UGH.
B33 < are you wanting to do something?
Aren’t we all. ⋆˚࿔
B33 < why not?
I LIE AWAKE, TORTURED BY AN ENDLESS STREAM OF CONSIOUSNESS, BOUND BY RESPECTABLE LOGIC, KEEPING ME AWAKE WITH ITS ENDLESS RESOLUTIONS. DID YOU LIKE MY ROSE IMPRESSION.
B33 < tbh its p good B33 < impurressive! BX33 < do you n33d company or some othpurr kind of distraction B?? < could you put on mewsic
MOST DISTRACTIONS I NORMALLY TURN TO ARE BAD FOR MY HEALTH, AND PEOPLE ARE FORCING ME TO STOP THEM. I GUESS MUSIC WOULDN'T BE SO HORRIBLE. JOHN HAS SURPRISINGLY GOOD TASTE.
B33 < theres a lot of good ambient tracks in video game osts imeow
I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS ON REPEAT FOR A FEW MONTHS HONESTLY. ITS REALLY GOOD.
I CULLED THAT UGLY ORANGE MEAT SACK FOR MANIPULATING MY ASPECT. FUCK YOU. PROOF OF THE KILL. #CW-GORE #CW-VIOLENCE
==>Ow.
//// art credit goes to @turntechGoddouche!
REST IN PIECES. HEEHAAHOOHOOHOO.
bit extreme dont you think
ngl i thought u wouldnt have the guts 2 do somethin like that but congrats ig
ME EATING YOUR RECCOMENDATIONS! ANON: 2 COLAS WITH NERDS GUMMY CLUSTERS MIXED IN @DIPSHITSCREENWRITER: DRAGON FRUIT. @ATMOSPHERICMETEOROLOGIST: COLLARD GREENS WITH BAKED CHICKEN AND MASHED POTATOES. TO DRINK A SWEET TEA. IF I MISSED YOUR REQUEST, CHECK LATER! I PROMISE I'LL GET TO YOU ALL! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFD1PUDYCVRE2_3E/KARKAT-EATS.MP4
music and editing my me!
:) Yay.
///by the way unquirk it to copy the link since the video won't embed
did you eat the fucking plate
no that. that was glass. humans cant eat glass
GUYS. I CAN'T JUST EAT CANDY FOR DINNER. ORDER MORE OR ORDER SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/XWYP4NH6NSE47TVB6
ALRIGHT YOU GUYS KEEP POSTING FOOD SO SEND IN YOUR SUBMISSIONS FOR ME TO EAT. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/XWYP4NH6NSE47TVB6
AW SHIT THE LINK ISN'T WORKING. LEMME FIX IT.
⚞ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0096d5944bd.jpg BEHOLD!!!!! ⚟
LOUUUUUUD RECHITT.
👍
DAMN THAT GUY HAS US **ALLLLLL** BLOCKED.
AT LEAST WE CAN TALK ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACK.
⚞ i'm actually NOT blocked for some reason??? ⚟
TRIED TO RECHITT AN IMAGE OF A DONUT AND APPARENTLY THEY HAVE ME BLOCKED. SIGH.
⚞ do ya want me to chit a picture of a donut so you can rechit it??? ⚟
HONESTLY YES. THIS IS WHAT MY GLUTTONY HAS LED TO.
im blocked too. no clue who this dork is. were not allowed to like donuts.
⚞ LEAVE IT TO ME!!!!!! ⚟
man me too what the fuck B(
SKRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE. RAAA AA AH.
DAD?!
YES OF COURSE. I WILL FIND YOU SOME CHILLED ROE CUBES. (:B
YOU'RE WELCOME DAD. I LOVE YOU TOO DAD. (:B
TCH.
i continue to want @daveBot so fucking bad. #nsfw #chittrAnonymous
WHAT
[IT'S A VIDEO OF HIM EATING. HE IS DEADASS EATING ALL OF THAT. HOLY SHIT.]
@FUNNYSTRAY RECCOMENDS I EAT: A LARGE BEEF BURRITO, A MEDIUM SUPREME PIZZA, A PINT OF CHOCOLATE MINT ICE CREAM, SOME LOADED FRIES IF YOURE FEELING FROSTY, AND A LARGE SODA. ANON RECCOMENDS I EAT: SOME RICE SOUP. I **WILL** BE EATING ALL OF THIS. WELL, I CERTAINLY WON'T BE HUNGRY ANYMORE.
* writing all that out made me so hungry dude. enjoy the meal on my behalf please
MAN. I'M HUNGRY. ORDER ME FOOD. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/K45K8SHQY3D5B6AX7
OKAY, LET'S REINTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS. HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES, I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD(REQUESTS GO HERE: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/853JNGZEM42JUREM9) ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND ♡: @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH, @TURNTECHNOGEARHEAD ◇: @TURNTECHSTRIDER ♤: NONE. ♧: NONE, NOT LOOKING. IF I GET A KISMESIS I WANT TO BE ABLE TO OBLITERATE HIM WITHOUT SOME INTERLOPER CATCHING STRAYS.
How does that work?
Fuchsia hatchling, first things, mutie. Also. The being Buff and Not Working Out and being a Glutton combo. How did you get a violet usher award? Shouldn't it be a medal of dishonor? What supreme sacrifice did you make in the line of duty chump? Are you... Are you larping?
A: WHAT I SACRIFICED IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. SEE: "DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR." B: THE FUSCIA IN MY CARE IS A SMALL 4 SWEEP OLD. ANY MORE QUESTIONS ON HER WILL BE SHOT DOWN. C: I AM A MAN OF VIGOROUS VITALITY. MY GLUTTONY GOES STRAIGHT TO MUSCLE, SKIPPING THE FAT STAGE. NO NEED FOR EXCERCIZE. LIKE HOW A PURPLEBLOOD NATURALLY GETS VERY TALL. YOU, HOWEVER, PROBABLY CAN'T EAT 3 GRUBS WITHOUT GAINING 500 CAEGARWEIGHTS.
Haha okay pal. Food certainly isn't going to your pan. Can confirm that about your freak mutant biology.
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM HEY. I'M GONNA CULL YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. STOP FUCKING WITH MY ASPECT.
==> Just try, idiot.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLUSHIE.
* yummy liquid snack
Good. :>
wh4t ## don't know # tell me
THIS BEACH IS LIKE. TOTALLY PUMPING. OR WHATEVER THE BEACH IS SUPPOSED TO BE.
sometimes all youu nneed is a lie downn..
#rechitt
IndEEd!
YEAH...
> re fuck1ng ch1tt <