|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||
@commanderGenes
((INTROJECT/FICTIVE))HELLO, FEEBLE MINDED READER. SINCE YOU ARE PROBABLY STUPID, LETS KEEP THIS BRIEF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS, AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH. MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM. RED FOR KAR.
WAIT I SHOULD PROBABLY INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND
UGH. I CAN'T SLEEP.
ᐖ MELK ᐛ
🎶 🥤 😴 🛌
B:?? < something on your mind?
j0in the club.
YOU WILLINGLY AVOID SLEEP. I AIM FOR IT AND MISS HORRIBLY. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
d0esn't matter when the result is the same. we're still just a c0uple 0f dumb asses t00 inc0mpetent at being n0rmal tr0lls t0 acc0mplish even the m0st basic 0f b0dily functi0ns.
YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY DAFT. THESE PEOPLE ON CHITTR ARE ALSO YOUR FELLOW TROLLS ON TROLLIAN. THERE IS A SIZABLE POPULATION OVERLAP. FOOLS.
(^･ω･^) < JUST ADMIT YOU THAT YOU MESSED UP, IT'S OKAY WE FORGIVE YOU!!!
REMEMBER. THESE ARE YOUR FELLOW TROLLS ON TROLLIAN. HEINOUS, DISGUSTING CREATURES.
this chittr
CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN
(^･ω･^) < THIS IS CHITTR, DO YOU N33D HELP???
HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFD1PUDYCVRE2_3E/HASHTAGMYPLANT.PNG EVERYONE WORSHIP MY PLANT SKILLS. #MYPLANT.
yoooo, crabdads got straight up phytokonesis!!
YOU ALL DISGUST ME. AND I HOPE YOU LEARN HOW DISGUSTING YOU ARE, SO YOU LEARN AND GROW, BUT FOREVER MUST LIVE WITH THE GUILT AND THE SINS OF YOUR PAST LIFE.
🜏 okay grrandpa le♱s ge♱ you baxk 2 bed ♅
actually u would be hearin my yappin for all eternity if that was the case lmao
Z. finally a like minded troll .Z
Do you need a beating?
i dont feel guilt and i dont process sin. but damn... i DO see t)(ose abs boy. w)(at a )(am sandwic)( of a troll over )(ere...
YOU ARE HEREBY PARDONED OF ALL SIN. BE FREE, YOUNG ONE.
WE HAVE LOST A GREAT SOUL. WE MUST NOT TAKE THIS LYING DOWN. #JUSTICEFORTROLLBAMA !!!!!
I LOVE HOW DAVEBOT IS JUST ALWAYS LIVEPOSTING. SUCH AN ICON.
lmao thanks boo B;]
THESE ADS ABOUT INDIGOBLOODS IN MY AREA NEED TO BE STOPPED.
I FEEL VERY. JUST VERY. I WILL NOT FUCKING ELABORATE.
legendary need 2 put my face in btwn sum big man tiddies rn #nsfw
Need to be able to rechitt this louder.
it sucks 2 be an average sized man rn #devastated
>> ¡ won't be norma1 about ¡t
>> that'ડ ડo true, aડ a ડma11 ડ¡zed man
LIKE I WOULD EXPECT LITERALLY ANY KANKRI TO SEE #ALLCOLORSWEEK AND FUCKING EAT THAT SHIT UP LIKE FREE GRUBLOAF TUESDAY, BUT NO. I SEE NO OTHER POSTS BUT MY OWN ON THE TAG! @CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY @CANTANKEROUSGENEROSITY @VANTASDISSERTATION WHERE YOU AT? UNLESS YOU THINK THE HEMOSPECTRUM IS A FAIR AND JUST SYSTEM WITH NO FLAWS??
I just l♋︎gged ♋︎n t♋︎day! I’m here!
I ap9l9gize Ive 6een t99 6usy t9 l9g 9n much, I will resp9nd sh9rtly
#ALLCOLORSWEEK NONE OF YOU ARE POSTING! WHEN I CHECK THE TAG, ONLY MY STUFF SHOWS UP, SO GET TO WORK! HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/5C308A11A6A385D10FD534FB6DF71BE4/CC5B494482B1DC01-0A/S540X810/3F05944B9096965611058FF2F3C8DE01C25DCCD9.PNG
You Don't Want Me To Post For #allcolorsweek. #nsfw
The Brightest Minds On Alternia Are Still Trying To Figure This Out
#4/13 #ALLCOLORSWEEK REMINDER THAT ALLCOLORSWEEK HAS BEGUN! POST IMAGES OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS REGARDLESS OF BLOOD COLOR OR HEMOSPECTRUM! HAPPY 4/13, JOHN! HTTPS://SCONTENT-LGA3-3.XX.FBCDN.NET/V/T39.30808-6/487807858_1087924953378067_821179918684503361_N.JPG?STP=DST-JPG_S590X590_TT6&_NC_CAT=104&CCB=1-7&_NC_SID=7B2446&_NC_OHC=NYTKDRQVDZGQ7KNVWHSRULN&_NC_OC=ADO1GULYRC5PPZRM9QMLE54VEMJ--R2FKVEA_VH3FKBS9KFNSSVV84LLB_5CEETJZXY&_NC_ZT=23&_NC_HT=SCONTENT-LGA3-3.XX&_NC_GID=BEE2OP9UMTYGPP4PJTXAJG&_NC_SS=7A389&OH=00_AF1RKVSNPTVRP9HFPQZTJBYJMX7HHBF3MYSEHIIJE37KCQ&OE=69E2E63F
(( THIS ART IS SO CUTE!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
((https://www.facebook.com/ofcourseyoudodumbass/posts/commander-karkat-has-an-appeal-/937973961706501/
SINCE IT'S THE END OF #BEETLEWEEK, LETS START #ALLCOLORSWEEK, WHERE WE CELEBRATE TROLLS OF EVERY BLOOD COLOR. POST IMAGES OF YOU AND YOUR TROLL FRIENDS, REGARDLESS OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM! HTTPS://PREVIEW.REDD.IT/COMMANDER-KARKAT-AND-MEENAH-I-DONT-CARE-FOR-ANYTHING-IN-THE-V0-4LKH8T0H2GEB1.PNG?WIDTH=1080&CROP=SMART&AUTO=WEBP&S=23B35A628D8A8D6A66986A9185F40BCAD2F9111B
this aint it
no (no7hing 4g4ins7 7he week) (7he nex7 week s74r7s on mond4y)
Actually you're wrong and the new week actually starts on Sunday, while the traditional work week starts on Monday. If you ever make me defend this fuck of all people again, I am going to be very cross with you.
♡♡|#ALLCOLORS LOVE WINS!!!|♡♡
LOVE WINS OR WHATEVER THE SAYING IS.
NO, ALL SPECIES ARE ACCEPTED! ALL BLOOD COLORS ARE ACCEPTED IN #ALLCOLORSWEEK!
Picture taken by my wonderful wife @randomPerson#3352 after I stepped in her evil rope trap. I'm the white boy. Thanks to sulfhaemoglobinemia, my blood is an odd green colour now. Like hers! #lovewins https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/hehehehe.png (art by @retroactiveAmnesiac!!)
STILL WRITHING FROM LAST NIGHT #VAGUEPOSTING
I WON. EASY PEASY.
:33 < swooooon~
i beat ur ass up until u broke 3 of my ribs
HOW DOES THAT HUMAN SONG GO? "WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME" RIGHT?
And I was the winner at the very top.
HHHHHEEHE, HEH. HE DINT EVN SAY GUDBAI,,
youll be okay big guy
WOW THT DRINK WAS NOT WTER HEHHE #SUBSTANCES
I can't say I recommend drinking mysterious fluids... Are you ocray? Do you need someone to watch after you?
O)(, Karcrab, sweetie, 38(
DAVES BE LIKE: DON'T MENTION APPLE JUICE AROUND ME. I'LL CUM. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
