OKAY, LET'S REINTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS. HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES, I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD(REQUESTS GO HERE: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/853JNGZEM42JUREM9) ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND ♡: @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH ◇: @TURNTECHSTRIDER ♤: NONE. ♧: NONE, NOT LOOKING. IF I GET A KISMESIS I WANT TO BE ABLE TO OBLITERATE HIM WITHOUT SOME INTERLOPER CATCHING STRAYS.
How does that work?
Fuchsia hatchling, first things, mutie. Also. The being Buff and Not Working Out and being a Glutton combo. How did you get a violet usher award? Shouldn't it be a medal of dishonor? What supreme sacrifice did you make in the line of duty chump? Are you... Are you larping?
A: WHAT I SACRIFICED IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. SEE: "DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR." B: THE FUSCIA IN MY CARE IS A SMALL 4 SWEEP OLD. ANY MORE QUESTIONS ON HER WILL BE SHOT DOWN. C: I AM A MAN OF VIGOROUS VITALITY. MY GLUTTONY GOES STRAIGHT TO MUSCLE, SKIPPING THE FAT STAGE. NO NEED FOR EXCERCIZE. LIKE HOW A PURPLEBLOOD NATURALLY GETS VERY TALL. YOU, HOWEVER, PROBABLY CAN'T EAT 3 GRUBS WITHOUT GAINING 500 CAEGARWEIGHTS.
Haha okay pal. Food certainly isn't going to your pan. Can confirm that about your freak mutant biology.