♣ mediated by @commanderGenes

i just be sayin shit

aww okay <3
not a coward alright more karkats were gonna see it if i sent it to anon
it funny when guys are like i ate food today! [i attach image of me eating food] i cannot see it i think i am supposed to imagine it and then its my thought so i can do anything and i imagine them sitting in tree like a creature and i laugh funny
i was looking at characters who i share a birthday with and one was an old man who was kind of hot so i was like maybe i should watch the anime... the anime is a bl with a 97 year old man x an 18 year old boy
was jacking off and rubbing my nipples and now that shits sore and rubbing up on my shirt this is bidens america #nsfw
OK.. I'M GOING TO SAY THIS WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN. I KNOW I'M DEAD. I FELT IT. THE FEAR, THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN, THE COLD OF THE GROUND.. BUT HOW THE FUCK AM I CONNECTING ON HERE..? I MEAN AT LEAST IM NOT IN THE CELL ANYMORE BUT WHAT THE FUCK? #DEATH

???
do you want someone to check up on you? youre worrying me man
commkat no you dont gotta resort to that man. it aint healthy it aint good its all sortsa bad

yo hollon no
hey hey hey shhh dont worry man. its fine. its all gonna be fine you aint makin no fool of yourself. youre doin great

no no speak your shit man keep going youre doing fine

well then

I hope I taste like oranges lmao.

lmfao???? what???

huh?????

thank god you finished your thought i was probably going to go insane but anyways yeah

tracks
its how it is man. its all strider in strider town

dude
you think what?
hm?

incredibly aware

so... so what cmon man finish the sentence
Yeah, which was kind of the whole fucking issue.

concept: your clown kismesis trying to teach you a holy lesson being tossed over their knee with the book of hilarity laid out in front of you reading passages while they leave handprints with every spank being forced to restart every time you trip up or stutter (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, #rankworks, clownslop, honkslop, religious focus, pitchfic, blackrom, punishment, masochism, archive rating: E)

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✨ Do you not understand how legal contract's work? My agent had me already signed up. I do not always choose the gigs, I however did enjoy my time at eridanweek. If it appeases you i can send you some signed merchandise for your valiant efforts in the war in a completely different timeline. #eridanweek #timeline ✨

my pan is bein pulled in two pieces. could neva hate troll bruno mars. but im hatin everyfin else aboat #eridanweek so hard... where i gotta draw the line?? cant be givin special privilege. if i hate on troll bruno i start hatin on troll gaga. who tha fuck am i when im hatin on troll gaga??

i need to farm clicks whats your favorite #nsfw ♡: boobs ◇: ass ♧: dick ♤: pussy

click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles

AM I A WHORE. #NSFW

@commanderGenes Come through, your bestie needs you.

It's an honor, truly.

You want me so fucking bad lol







