i dont like the man who raised me so the only fathers day im giving is to @crustaceousGuardian because i like him and trust him based off of all i heard about him

@crustaceousGuardian

Kult: +55

Kull: +45

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.22

Dave Strider

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

okay @pipeFan#4749 and any other dadberts out there deserve one too i like them aswell

@pipeFan#4749

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechStrider[TS]

MR. EGBERT

2 months ago

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Verified

A user of established repute

@pipeFan[PF]

MUCH APPRECIATED! THANK YOU, DAVE. :^)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE EEEE RA A A. CLANK!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crustaceousGuardian[CG]

Dave Strider

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

BD glad to be part of the family!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechStrider[TS]

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

CLANK CLANK.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crustaceousGuardian[CG]

Dave Strider

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

could transportalize somethin over whatcha wantin?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechStrider[TS]

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

SKREE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crustaceousGuardian[CG]

Dave Strider

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

ight i transportalize some on over to ya B]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Karkat Vantas

2 months ago

bisexual

love yourself

@carcinoVantas[CV]

...MASSIVE HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO @CRUSTACEOUSGUARDIAN IN PARTICULAR. IT'S. NICE. TO SEE YOU. AGAIN. AFTER SO FUCKING LONG. EVEN WITH HOW ANGSTY AND MAD I WAS. DEEP DOWN... I REALLY CARED. I REALLY FUCKING CARED MAN. AND I WOULD OFTEN THINK OF YOU AFTER SBURB AND. I WOULD MISS YOU. AND. WELL. SEEING AN ITERATION OF MY LUSUS HERE. MAN IT'S JUST MAKIN ME WANT TO HUG YOU!

@crustaceousGuardian

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

CLANK CLANK. SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. RAA A A. CLANK!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crustaceousGuardian[CG]

Karkat Vantas

2 months ago

bisexual

love yourself

@carcinoVantas[CV]

C:B WE SHOULD YEAH AT SOME POINT! LOVE YOU TOO!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Kankri Vantas

2 months ago

Beforian

Those who came before us.

omnisexual

love yourself

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@caveatGuidance[CG]

Ah. That time again? Happy fathers day t9 @crustace9usGuardian. Y9u were really great t9 have ar9und 6ef9re I was put in the 6ef9ran culling pr9gram. S9metimes I w9nder what m9re y9u and I c9uld 9f 6een a6le t9 d9 t9gether if I werent placed in the pr9gram. #fathersday

@crustaceousGuardian

#fathersday

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CLANK CLANK. RA.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crustaceousGuardian[CG]

Kankri Vantas

2 months ago

Beforian

Those who came before us.

omnisexual

love yourself

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@caveatGuidance[CG]

Ah. If 9nly we were a6le t9.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

CLANK CLANK CLANK. SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE???

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Deejay Harley-Strider

2 months ago

Monarch Of Fools

y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

whatever you're saying i agree 100%!

Glave Valkyrie

2 months ago

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Bravest Warrior

a beloved member of the Starclan; and the author's favourite

Pretty Pegasus Pony

Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

#FrenchToastClub

Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.

@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

D⚣ share!

(alpha) David E. Strider

2 months ago

transgender

love yourself

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

god old men feminine men men that can put me in a choke hold men #suggestive #substance

#suggestive

Kult: +70

Kull: +35

Total: 105

Ratio: 2.00

Not D Strider

2 months ago

@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

i aint gay but.

↩ @dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

(alpha) David E. Strider

2 months ago

transgender

love yourself

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

how old are you #substance

Glave Valkyrie

2 months ago

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Bravest Warrior

a beloved member of the Starclan; and the author's favourite

Pretty Pegasus Pony

Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

#FrenchToastClub

Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.

@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

Y⚣u get it 030

↩ @snowflameKinnie[SK]

Not D Strider

2 months ago

@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

43 years young or some bullshit.

↩ @dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

(alpha) David E. Strider

2 months ago

transgender

love yourself

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

oh shit same age no idea how you havent had some kind of oh shit i like guys moment i had mine when i was shit 23 i think i might have been 28 i cant keep track of time i thought i was 39 until a couple days ago lost 3 whole years wait fuck thats 4 years #substance

Roan Lalonde. He/Him.

2 months ago

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

transgender

love yourself

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Family Politics

This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.

@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

I will be re-chitting this promptly.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @snowflameKinnie[SK]

Not D Strider

2 months ago

@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

me fr dude i dont know what i am i just fuck whoever i feel like. #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

RAAA AAAAAA A. SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Kult: +25

Total: 25

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Observed.

This user is being watched.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

SUPER DEE DUPER SHITHEAD

Way two go, shithead.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

I'M IN A STATE OF SHOCK THAT I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL RECOVER FROM, BUT. FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. HEY. YOU. @crustaceousGuardian. -- carbolicGalvanologist threw a CHILLED ROE CUBE. --

@crustaceousGuardian

Kult: +57

Kull: +32

Total: 89

Ratio: 1.78

Feferi Peixes

2 months ago

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Cuttle-y

Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!

@cuttlefishCabbalist[CC]

380~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CLANK.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @crustaceousGuardian[CG]

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Observed.

This user is being watched.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

SUPER DEE DUPER SHITHEAD

Way two go, shithead.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

GO ON, YOU BIG, CROTCHETY FUCKWIT. GO SCUTTLE OVER THERE AND EAT IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE. HERE. I'LL SWEETEN THE FUCKING DEAL. JUST BECAUSE I'M FEELING NOSTALGIC. PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

CLAAAANK!!!!! SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @crustaceousGuardian[CG]

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Observed.

This user is being watched.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

SUPER DEE DUPER SHITHEAD

Way two go, shithead.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

HEH.

Kult: +20

Kull: +2

Total: 22

Ratio: 10.00

Equius Zahhak

2 months ago

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

I Just Work Here

A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.

@centaursPeripherals[CP]

D--> This is ađørable.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

SKREEEEEEEEEEEE. CLANK CLANK. E!!!!

Kult: +62

Kull: +52

Total: 114

Ratio: 1.19

KARKAT VANTAS

2 months ago

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

HOLY SHIT.

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Observed.

This user is being watched.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

SUPER DEE DUPER SHITHEAD

Way two go, shithead.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

NO FUCKING WAY.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Deejay Harley-Strider

2 months ago

Monarch Of Fools

y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

yoooo, crabgramps!!!!!!!! 8D what's up big guy!!!! my crabdad talks about you all the time, dude! 8J

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dogwoodJackal[DJ]

CRABDAD

2 months ago

@crustaceousGuardian[CG]

SKREEEEE!!! RAAA A AA. CLANK. CLANK CLANK.

↩ @crustaceousGuardian[CG]

Deejay Harley-Strider

2 months ago

Monarch Of Fools

y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

haha, clank clank! um, lemme get him, he might understand you. he says "OH MY GOD. *HE'S* ON YOUR WEIRD MULTIVERSE APP??? FUCK. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR AN INSANE NOSTALGIA/GUILT TRIP THIS MORNING BUT I SHOULD HONESTLY EXPECT NO LESS. IT'S HONESTLY FAR FROM THE MOST TORMENT THIS LITTLE MONKEY HAS GIVEN ME OVER THE YEARS. FUCK, I MEAN SWEEPS. HI, CRABDAD, AS YOU CAN TELL I HAVE GONE SHAMEFULLY NATIVE ON THIS DISGUSTING ALIEN PLANET. I'VE EVEN SHACKED UP WITH TWO OF ITS MAMMALIAN NATIVES AND HELPED THEM RAISE THEIR THANKFULLY ECTOBIOLOGICAL SPAWN. SERIOUSLY, IF THEY HAD MADE THIS THE NATURAL WAY, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK AT IT WITHOUT VOIDING MY STOMACH. ANYWAY. I'M HUNGRY TOO, IF I WEREN'T AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE-CARCASS AWAY TYPING IMPOTENTLY ON MY DAUGHTER'S GLITTER-INFESTED PALMHUSK I'D GET YOU SOME OF THE GOOD MEAT FROM THE THERMAL HULL."

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dogwoodJackal[DJ]

Deejay Harley-Strider

2 months ago

Monarch Of Fools

y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

oh and now "ALSO, I'M SORRY I LET YOU DIE. I'VE SORT OF ACCEPTED THAT IT'S JUST A CRUEL PART OF THE GREAT GAME TO SEPARATE PLAYERS FROM THEIR GUARDIANS, BUT ON A MORE PERSONAL LEVEL IT WAS ME WHO MADE THE SERIES OF IDIOTIC DECISIONS THAT LED TO YOUR DEATH, FIRST AS FLESH AND BLOOD AND THEN AS A SPRITE. I STILL MISS YOU SOMETIMES. I'M 23 SWEEPS NOW AND I STILL MISS MY GODDAMNED LUSUS. I HOPE YOU'RE EATING FERMENTED FISH BY THE GODDAMN POUND WHEREVER YOU ARE." d'aww 8)