CRABDAD
@crustaceousGuardian
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HI DAD.
I DID. CHILLED ROE CUBES? (:B
HAPPY LUSUS DAY TO CRABDAD. @CRUSTACEOUSGUARDIAN THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK DAD. IM SO THANKFUL YOU PUT UP WITH MY SHIT AS A GRUB.
i dont like the man who raised me so the only fathers day im giving is to @crustaceousGuardian because i like him and trust him based off of all i heard about him
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE EEEE RA A A. CLANK!!!
BD glad to be part of the family!
could transportalize somethin over whatcha wantin?
Ah. That time again? Happy fathers day t9 @crustace9usGuardian. Y9u were really great t9 have ar9und 6ef9re I was put in the 6ef9ran culling pr9gram. S9metimes I w9nder what m9re y9u and I c9uld 9f 6een a6le t9 d9 t9gether if I werent placed in the pr9gram. #fathersday
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...MASSIVE HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO @CRUSTACEOUSGUARDIAN IN PARTICULAR. IT'S. NICE. TO SEE YOU. AGAIN. AFTER SO FUCKING LONG. EVEN WITH HOW ANGSTY AND MAD I WAS. DEEP DOWN... I REALLY CARED. I REALLY FUCKING CARED MAN. AND I WOULD OFTEN THINK OF YOU AFTER SBURB AND. I WOULD MISS YOU. AND. WELL. SEEING AN ITERATION OF MY LUSUS HERE. MAN IT'S JUST MAKIN ME WANT TO HUG YOU!
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I MISS DIRK. ):B
B33 < i miss YA MAMA
OH MY GOODNESS.
B33 < she was r3333eallll good last night #suggestive
DP I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER.
B33 < he was r333333al good last night #suggestive
CRABDAD?! D:B
B33 < yeah he wuz all like ek ekk crrr ek
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yoooo, crabgramps!!!!!!!! 8D what's up big guy!!!! my crabdad talks about you all the time, dude! 8J
haha, clank clank! um, lemme get him, he might understand you. he says "OH MY GOD. *HE'S* ON YOUR WEIRD MULTIVERSE APP??? FUCK. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR AN INSANE NOSTALGIA/GUILT TRIP THIS MORNING BUT I SHOULD HONESTLY EXPECT NO LESS. IT'S HONESTLY FAR FROM THE MOST TORMENT THIS LITTLE MONKEY HAS GIVEN ME OVER THE YEARS. FUCK, I MEAN SWEEPS. HI, CRABDAD, AS YOU CAN TELL I HAVE GONE SHAMEFULLY NATIVE ON THIS DISGUSTING ALIEN PLANET. I'VE EVEN SHACKED UP WITH TWO OF ITS MAMMALIAN NATIVES AND HELPED THEM RAISE THEIR THANKFULLY ECTOBIOLOGICAL SPAWN. SERIOUSLY, IF THEY HAD MADE THIS THE NATURAL WAY, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK AT IT WITHOUT VOIDING MY STOMACH. ANYWAY. I'M HUNGRY TOO, IF I WEREN'T AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE-CARCASS AWAY TYPING IMPOTENTLY ON MY DAUGHTER'S GLITTER-INFESTED PALMHUSK I'D GET YOU SOME OF THE GOOD MEAT FROM THE THERMAL HULL."
oh and now "ALSO, I'M SORRY I LET YOU DIE. I'VE SORT OF ACCEPTED THAT IT'S JUST A CRUEL PART OF THE GREAT GAME TO SEPARATE PLAYERS FROM THEIR GUARDIANS, BUT ON A MORE PERSONAL LEVEL IT WAS ME WHO MADE THE SERIES OF IDIOTIC DECISIONS THAT LED TO YOUR DEATH, FIRST AS FLESH AND BLOOD AND THEN AS A SPRITE. I STILL MISS YOU SOMETIMES. I'M 23 SWEEPS NOW AND I STILL MISS MY GODDAMNED LUSUS. I HOPE YOU'RE EATING FERMENTED FISH BY THE GODDAMN POUND WHEREVER YOU ARE." d'aww 8)
RAAAAAA AAAA!!!!!! SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLANK. SKREEEEEEEEEEE.
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I'M IN A STATE OF SHOCK THAT I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL RECOVER FROM, BUT. FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. HEY. YOU. @crustaceousGuardian. -- carbolicGalvanologist threw a CHILLED ROE CUBE. --
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CLANK.
GO ON, YOU BIG, CROTCHETY FUCKWIT. GO SCUTTLE OVER THERE AND EAT IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE. HERE. I'LL SWEETEN THE FUCKING DEAL. JUST BECAUSE I'M FEELING NOSTALGIC. PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS.
. . . I'M TIRED. I DON'T FEEL RIGHT. I HAVE A PANACHE. . . . I SHOULD GO TO CUPE.
#WHY IS HE HATING ):B #IM JUST 6EING S9 HAPPY! (#vaguep9sting)
#I KN9W I W9N'T 6E IN THIS J9Y9US STATE F9REVER. #S9 I'M G9ING T9 MAKE THE M9ST 9F IT!!!!
9h! Nice! My lusus is 9n here!
Yes I guess I can see that c9nsidering y9u've 6een f9ll9wing every Vantas!
Yes! I have! (:B