♥ liked by @crustaceousGuardian
ON IT.
TITTIES ON MY TIMELINE. FEELING #BLESSED.
I DID. CHILLED ROE CUBES? (:B
so true.
Tuna sashimi time. ⋆˚࿔
OMG LUSUS HI.
I LOVE YOU TOO DAD. (:B
HAPPY LUSUS DAY TO CRABDAD. @CRUSTACEOUSGUARDIAN THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK DAD. IM SO THANKFUL YOU PUT UP WITH MY SHIT AS A GRUB.
ight i transportalize some on over to ya B]
could transportalize somethin over whatcha wantin?
BD glad to be part of the family!
Ah. If 9nly we were a6le t9.
C:B WE SHOULD YEAH AT SOME POINT! LOVE YOU TOO!
i dont like the man who raised me so the only fathers day im giving is to @crustaceousGuardian because i like him and trust him based off of all i heard about him
...MASSIVE HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO @CRUSTACEOUSGUARDIAN IN PARTICULAR. IT'S. NICE. TO SEE YOU. AGAIN. AFTER SO FUCKING LONG. EVEN WITH HOW ANGSTY AND MAD I WAS. DEEP DOWN... I REALLY CARED. I REALLY FUCKING CARED MAN. AND I WOULD OFTEN THINK OF YOU AFTER SBURB AND. I WOULD MISS YOU. AND. WELL. SEEING AN ITERATION OF MY LUSUS HERE. MAN IT'S JUST MAKIN ME WANT TO HUG YOU!
Ah. That time again? Happy fathers day t9 @crustace9usGuardian. Y9u were really great t9 have ar9und 6ef9re I was put in the 6ef9ran culling pr9gram. S9metimes I w9nder what m9re y9u and I c9uld 9f 6een a6le t9 d9 t9gether if I werent placed in the pr9gram. #fathersday
god old men feminine men men that can put me in a choke hold men #suggestive #substance
mmmmmm ilove my husbadn
GUYS. I CAN'T JUST EAT CANDY FOR DINNER. ORDER MORE OR ORDER SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/XWYP4NH6NSE47TVB6
I feel like a very proud dad for some reason about this information I just learned.
haha, clank clank! um, lemme get him, he might understand you. he says "OH MY GOD. *HE'S* ON YOUR WEIRD MULTIVERSE APP??? FUCK. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR AN INSANE NOSTALGIA/GUILT TRIP THIS MORNING BUT I SHOULD HONESTLY EXPECT NO LESS. IT'S HONESTLY FAR FROM THE MOST TORMENT THIS LITTLE MONKEY HAS GIVEN ME OVER THE YEARS. FUCK, I MEAN SWEEPS. HI, CRABDAD, AS YOU CAN TELL I HAVE GONE SHAMEFULLY NATIVE ON THIS DISGUSTING ALIEN PLANET. I'VE EVEN SHACKED UP WITH TWO OF ITS MAMMALIAN NATIVES AND HELPED THEM RAISE THEIR THANKFULLY ECTOBIOLOGICAL SPAWN. SERIOUSLY, IF THEY HAD MADE THIS THE NATURAL WAY, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK AT IT WITHOUT VOIDING MY STOMACH. ANYWAY. I'M HUNGRY TOO, IF I WEREN'T AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE-CARCASS AWAY TYPING IMPOTENTLY ON MY DAUGHTER'S GLITTER-INFESTED PALMHUSK I'D GET YOU SOME OF THE GOOD MEAT FROM THE THERMAL HULL."
HEH.
THANK YOU DAD. I LOVE YOU TOO. (:B
GO ON, YOU BIG, CROTCHETY FUCKWIT. GO SCUTTLE OVER THERE AND EAT IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE. HERE. I'LL SWEETEN THE FUCKING DEAL. JUST BECAUSE I'M FEELING NOSTALGIC. PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS.
. . . I'M TIRED. I DON'T FEEL RIGHT. I HAVE A PANACHE. . . . I SHOULD GO TO CUPE.
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I'M IN A STATE OF SHOCK THAT I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL RECOVER FROM, BUT. FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. HEY. YOU. @crustaceousGuardian. -- carbolicGalvanologist threw a CHILLED ROE CUBE. --
yoooo, crabgramps!!!!!!!! 8D what's up big guy!!!! my crabdad talks about you all the time, dude! 8J
NO FUCKING WAY.
SIGNLESS AND DUALSCAR YA⚣I???? Thank y⚣u chittr y⚣u are s⚣ beautiful and amazing.
mario kart 7 was and alwaus will be the superior rainbow road.
Yes! I have! (:B
9h! Nice! My lusus is 9n here!
YOU'RE WELCOME DAD. I LOVE YOU TOO DAD. (:B
Oh! https://cdn.discowdapp.com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1516635215181906032/IMG_5552.png?ex=6a335c1d&is=6a320a9d&hm=04f23f387af3226e15e5d09adeaec02843c87e8e7840684796fcf9cb9db0b6c7&
YES OF COURSE. I WILL FIND YOU SOME CHILLED ROE CUBES. (:B