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mmmmmm ilove my husbadn

I feel like a very proud dad for some reason about this information I just learned.

haha, clank clank! um, lemme get him, he might understand you. he says "OH MY GOD. *HE'S* ON YOUR WEIRD MULTIVERSE APP??? FUCK. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR AN INSANE NOSTALGIA/GUILT TRIP THIS MORNING BUT I SHOULD HONESTLY EXPECT NO LESS. IT'S HONESTLY FAR FROM THE MOST TORMENT THIS LITTLE MONKEY HAS GIVEN ME OVER THE YEARS. FUCK, I MEAN SWEEPS. HI, CRABDAD, AS YOU CAN TELL I HAVE GONE SHAMEFULLY NATIVE ON THIS DISGUSTING ALIEN PLANET. I'VE EVEN SHACKED UP WITH TWO OF ITS MAMMALIAN NATIVES AND HELPED THEM RAISE THEIR THANKFULLY ECTOBIOLOGICAL SPAWN. SERIOUSLY, IF THEY HAD MADE THIS THE NATURAL WAY, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK AT IT WITHOUT VOIDING MY STOMACH. ANYWAY. I'M HUNGRY TOO, IF I WEREN'T AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE-CARCASS AWAY TYPING IMPOTENTLY ON MY DAUGHTER'S GLITTER-INFESTED PALMHUSK I'D GET YOU SOME OF THE GOOD MEAT FROM THE THERMAL HULL."

HEH.

THANK YOU DAD. I LOVE YOU TOO. (:B

GO ON, YOU BIG, CROTCHETY FUCKWIT. GO SCUTTLE OVER THERE AND EAT IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE. HERE. I'LL SWEETEN THE FUCKING DEAL. JUST BECAUSE I'M FEELING NOSTALGIC. PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS.

. . . I'M TIRED. I DON'T FEEL RIGHT. I HAVE A PANACHE. . . . I SHOULD GO TO CUPE.

I'M IN A STATE OF SHOCK THAT I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL RECOVER FROM, BUT. FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. HEY. YOU. @crustaceousGuardian. -- carbolicGalvanologist threw a CHILLED ROE CUBE. --

yoooo, crabgramps!!!!!!!! 8D what's up big guy!!!! my crabdad talks about you all the time, dude! 8J

NO FUCKING WAY.

SIGNLESS AND DUALSCAR YA⚣I???? Thank y⚣u chittr y⚣u are s⚣ beautiful and amazing.
mario kart 7 was and alwaus will be the superior rainbow road.
Yes! I have! (:B
9h! Nice! My lusus is 9n here!

YOU'RE WELCOME DAD. I LOVE YOU TOO DAD. (:B

Oh! https://cdn.discowdapp.com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1516635215181906032/IMG_5552.png?ex=6a335c1d&is=6a320a9d&hm=04f23f387af3226e15e5d09adeaec02843c87e8e7840684796fcf9cb9db0b6c7&

YES OF COURSE. I WILL FIND YOU SOME CHILLED ROE CUBES. (:B


