MR. EGBERT

@pipeFan

52. SINGLE FATHER. I ENJOY BAKING AND DON'T TEND TO TAKE MYSELF TOO SERIOUSLY. HAVE AN EXCELLENT DAY. :^) ((all art used is mine))

Blood: AnonymousAge: 52 years24 sweepsKult Score: 707Kull Score: 69016 followers 11 following

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TOMORROW IS FATHER'S DAY. I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A DAY OFF, BUT I FIND MYSELF STRESSING ABOUT THE IDEA OF DOING NOTHING WITH MY DAY! :^(

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=oXO ormici =oXO

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@eusocialPedant[EP]

=oXO that,s why you have to make a plan¡ it can still be fun and relaxing things like ummm going to a nice location or buying a nice thing or doing a hobby¡ but having a plan makes the stress go away a bit¡ =oXO

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↩ @eusocialPedant[EP]

YOU'RE VERY RIGHT! I THINK I'D HAVE A MUCH EASIER TIME RELAXING IF IT WERE STRUCTURED AT LEAST A LITTLE. THANK YOU. :^)

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↩ @pipeFan[PF]

=oXO ormici =oXO

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@eusocialPedant[EP]

=oXO yay¡¡ you,re welcome, glad i could help yaaay¡ =oXO

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I THINK I MAY BE BISEXUAL BUT I HAVE A JOB SO I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.

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FATHER'S DAY SOON. :^)

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uncestor wethands

YUCKY PENNY

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#Its #An #Addiction

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Chchow is your friend!

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

The day all earth fathers were born...

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I THINK IF I KNEW WHAT ANYBODY WAS ON ABOUT AT ANY POINT I'D ENJOY THIS SITE A LOT LESS. PERHAPS THE APPEAL IS THE FACT THAT MOST OF THIS IS COMPLETE NONSENSE TO ME AND IS THEREFORE VERY AMUSING. HAHA. :^)

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WOW. ALRIGHT.

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS SILLY WEBSITE. HOPE YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WELL! REMEMBER TO GET PROPER REST, I'M HEADED TO BED SOON MYSELF. :^) IN OTHER NEWS, FINALLY GOT AROUND TO CHANGING MY HANDLE. THE EXTRA LETTER WAS IRKING ME A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT. HAHA.

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terezi pyrope shady facts

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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@arachnidsGrip[AG]

What a sweet upd8 POST! So wHOLEsome.

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↩ @arachnidsGrip[AG]

THANK YOU, YOUNG LADY. I TRY! :^)

MY BACK HAS BEEN KILLING ME AS OF LATELY. ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE TAKING A BUNCH OF ADVIL? :^(

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I TEND TO HEAR NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT THOSE GUYS!

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@truculentTempest[TT]

Regular exercise. Not having nerves. Definitely not visiting a chiropractor. There are real medicullers trained to handle these things, or doctors, as you humans are so fond of saying.

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I SUPPOSE IT WOULDN'T HURT TO PAY A VISIT TO THE DOCTOR!

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Beforian

Those who came before us.

@crypticCrimelord[CC]

Unfortunatelly, the bot is right. A gllorified scam not even I woulld stoop llow enough to run.

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@truculentTempest[TT]

I am not a bot.

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GOOD EVENING. HOPE YOU'RE ALL WELL.. (?)

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THAT'S WONDERFUL! :^)

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@breathAbsolved[BA]

iT Is W3Ll

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↩ @breathAbsolved[BA]

THAT'S GREAT! I THINK! MAYBE!

GOOD AFTERNOON. :^)

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GOOD MORNING! BE SURE TO HAVE BREAKFAST IF YOU'RE JUST WAKING UP. TAKE CARE AND HAVE AN EXCELLENT DAY. :^)

GOODNIGHT EVERYONE. :^)

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bisexual

love yourself

THE BEAMING IS BACK. HMM. DAD BEAM.

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

I am not going to rechit this one but I appreciate that you are beaming. Thank you.

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bisexual

love yourself

HAHA, YOU'RE WELCOME. NOT SURE WHAT THE APPEAL IS OF DOING IT, BUT IT WAS SILLY TO POST.

GOOD EVENING EVERYONE! HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE MUCH TODAY. REMEMBER TO TAKE A BREAK FROM SCROLLING EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE! TAKE CARE NOW. :^)

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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

sup mr not crocker

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HELLO DAVE! :^)

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

how are you today

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↩ @trivializingGangster[TG]

I'M DOING QUITE ALRIGHT! BUSY DAY TODAY, I SPENT AN HOUR OR SO ARGUING WITH THE SILLY ANSWERING MACHINE FOR A BUSINESS CALL I HAD TO MAKE. I JUST WISH THEY'D GO BACK TO LETTING HUMANS ANSWER THE PHONE! TECHNOLOGY NOWADAYS DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD I'LL TELL YA! HOW ABOUT YOU, CHAMP?

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

oh man the future sounds like it blows i mean im doin alright id guess todays been long someone nearly died on set had to fix that

LATE NIGHT TONIGHT. CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND REST. HOPE YOU'RE ALL DOING WELL! MAKE SURE TO GET SOME REST OF YOUR OWN! GOOD SLEEP IS IMPORTANT. :^)

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@apprehensiveLaughter[AL]

A clown heldd tthe ddoor oppen for me. Whatt a nice jestter! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

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@truculentAdjutor[TA]

ฅ≽^( booooooooo )^≼ฅ

〔•෴•〕 < HOO HOO HOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!! / *yuck, yuck!*

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IN REGARDS TO MY PREVIOUS POST HE IS ALSO AROUND MY KIDDO'S AGE, WHICH TENDS TO BE A TREND WITH PEOPLE WHO FLIRT WITH ME? AS A FATHER IT IS A LITTLE CONCERNING TO ME AND I ADVISE YOU ALL TO SEEK THERAPY AND PERHAPS WORK THROUGH YOUR COMPLICATED ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER. RESPECTFULLY. BE SAFE OUT THERE! THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA WITHIN YOUR AGE RANGE.

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I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT MY KID IS ACTUALLY VERY MUCH GROWN! I JUST DON'T FEEL ALL TOO GOOD ABOUT 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLDS HITTING ON ME IS ALL.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@castleYokle[CY]

twirls_hair_ but_I_am_30_human_earth_years_old_;)

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THIS WAS NOT EXACTLY AN INVITATION BUT I AM FLATTERED!

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THERE IS A MAN THAT KEEPS HITTING ON ME AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TELL HIM I'M NOT GAY! :^(

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↩ @pipeFan[PF]

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

4r3 y0u c3r741n 7h0u9h? 15 7h15 y0ur f1n4l 4n5w3r?˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

YES, YOUNG MAN. IT IS. I'M NOT SETTING THE POOR GUY ON FIRE.

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↩ @pipeFan[PF]

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

Why 4r3 y0u 50 h07 1f y0u’r3 50 80r1n9? 8L3H˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

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..PARDON?

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↩ @pipeFan[PF]

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

1 7h1nk y0u c4n r34d. 1 541d why 4r3 y0u 50 h07, 1f y0u’r3 50 80r1n9? C0m3 0n˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

...I APPRECIATE THE FLATTERY BUT I DO THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.

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↩ @pipeFan[PF]

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

Wh47. r34lly 1 5h0uld, why?˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

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BECAUSE I AM NOT GAY AND I AM ALSO A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR YOU.

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↩ @pipeFan[PF]

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

1 d0n’7 n3c3554r1ly 49r33 w17h 7h3 ‘700 0ld p4r7’ 8u7 1’m n07 90nn4 pu5h 7h15, 50rry m4n.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

NO WORRIES! TAKE CARE. :^)

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NO MATTER HOW PERMANENT YOUR ISSUE MAY BE, THERE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A POINT IN TIME WHERE YOU WILL FEEL AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPY. YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO, I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT! :^)

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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY! REMEMBER TO EAT AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING BEFORE YOU START YOUR DAY. YOU NEED FUEL TO FUNCTION, AFTER ALL! :^)

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aspect of gloom

annd it light up the nnight, uponn the darkest hour

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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

thannk youu mr. egbert. i hope youu have a wonnderfuul day too

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↩ @tenebrificTermagant[TT]

WHY THANK YOU! :^)

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@peregrineMendicant[PM]

This is good advice. I often like cereal and berries.

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I MANAGED TO GET SOME REST, AND I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO WAKE UP JUST IN TIME TO START PREPARING DINNER. HOPE EVERYONE'S EVENING IS GOING LOVELY, REMEMBER TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELVES. :^)

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