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Morning sir
I’ve never seen a more correct opinion on this website.
Unfortunately I don’t believe it’s possible. However I do agree. Change starts within an individual!
၄⋆၃ huh perhaps im not the stupidest troll ever
၄⋆၃ im unsure what your first name is but for a sexond i went "his name is mr" and then i beat myself with a roxk for the stupid thought
I have a lot of skills. People say I’m very talon-ted.
some medical procedures are overrated.
Pika pika pika Pika pika pika Pika, Pika pika Pika.
cutting strings is always so fun.
you can keep that cyclical. cut the strings. restring them. cut them again. #puppet
Knøwing that, yeah, yøu may just have tø put yøur føøt døwn and say yøu’re łeaving and that yøu bełieve they shøułd as wełł since they’re sufficientły drunk. Perhaps see if the bartender wiłł back yøu up? Regardłess, it døes feeł łike they’re being petułant and disrespecting yøur time.
VERY! this coMin froM a bitch that loves to party!
Cønsiderabły mean, but ałsø quite irrespønsibłe. ¥øu døn’t knøw that they’łł try tø get høme in whatever state øf inebriatiøn they’re in. What did they dø tø receive said ditching, if I may ask?
It'd be a pretty dick move, yeah.
perhaps, convince them that they have substance at their homes and let them go gently. hopefully rest will come soon.
the hardest fucking move of all time sir you should learn how to do it so you can impress that lady friend of yours
Well, do you?
every.night.i.remind.myself.its.important.to.be.kind
the.roses.are.depressed.again in.other.news the.ocean.is.still.wet
a classic blunder of indecisiveness.. been there hehe! keep us updated on any breakfast adventures to come :3
morning mr egbert! <3 what are u planning for breakfast today may i ask :?
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im gonna say this once. checking on people isnt cringe. blowing up someones dms isnt overreacting. ive already reached out. if you knew her irl do the same. yall be good to each other its not hard.
꩜ ~Being late just means you're always early to something else!!~ 𓂃⛱
i relaly need to invest ins ome new rugs. im feelin decoratey.
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lovely to hear mr egbert! <3 funny enough, my throat randomly started to hurt last night as well. and similarly i have felt better now! wishin for u to recover fully alongside i lmao :3
You're welcome.
I hope it eases.
Please stay safe Mr. Egbert :< y⚣u seem really nice
S⚣me ⚣f the dirks here are scary I'm n⚣t g⚣nna lie
threaten himmmm back wwwwith a commmmically sized hammmmmmmmer, mmmmaybe even wwwwith sommmme spikes?
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sir you might need to lay down
ayo bottoms, this ones for you like this post. dw no one can c ;o)
for me usually it means i am feeling very mixed feelings
I believe it means they felt very strongly in some way about your post.
I hope you do too, Mr. Egbert.
I can't complain. Being back in New York has done a lot for my mental health, completely unrelated to the burden of being Vice-President.
god mr egbert we all know those arent real
Good evening, Mr. Egbert.
gang i just woke up from the workd's sickest nap but i am sweating oh ny god it is SO hot i n here and j am also suffocating. pride month is over but dont sleep with your bindwr on people
i'll save this chit for the future when it becomes evening for me
yes sir.
Oh dear that...is quite a problem. And inconsiderate.
i hate him being all over you too. gross to see even the idea of my brother and a guy i see as a father figure together
Sounds like a real hassle, friend. C|:^( Perhaps you may need to initiate a temporary block where needed?
im a man of my word. smuppet doug posed up all nice. @tensionsTestified #nsfw #smuppetdougandfuzzball https://i.postimg.cc/BZdqMGTC/teach-ME-how-to-dougie.png
Yes! #youtoodude #havegreatdays
\ n >< n / #juniorbadgedyou! #checkyoursettings
85 PPL ONLINE? WHERE DID YALL GO WHY IZ EVERY1 LEAVIN CHITTR WAT HAPPENED Xc
\ ? >< ? / #needsbadging?
so fucking cute.
fucking hell. im offering to fuck away your period cramps. is that direct enough for you princess? #nsfw
You know I was gonna just post #selfies 8ut let's make this interesting. 8ring it on.
card games #smuppetdougandfuzzball https://i.postimg.cc/G22vNrBS/sdafb-2.jpg
Setting The " Mood ". #lol #suggestive #nsfc https://open.spotify.com/track/3mwvkoymmg77zzrunnxp9e?si=deqe8e9uqzuwjerxmvc4sq
Well it's not leading him on if you're testing the waters of how you feel about all of it. I'd ask yourself some questions: How would I feel if we went on a date? Do I want to kiss this person? And if the answers are "I don't know" then you'll only know if you entertain it and get to a point where you do! Just tell the guy "I enjoy your flirtations, I'm not sure if I swing that way, but I'd like to see where this goes" or something. Keep it simple!
My advice? Don't even bother with a label for yourself. Just keep goin' how you are. If you wanna reciprocate--do! If not, just enjoy the flattery and don't worry about anything
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Happy Lusus Day to Mr. Wally! You've got my seal of approval! / *yuck, yuck!*
sorry, grandpa. (but also, yeah, it kind of is nowadays.)
happy father's day john's dad
default chittr experience
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL THE OTHER FATHERS OUT THERE! [|:^)
YYA for srue yep. yuuupp. hes my tnumber one.
YO THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ACCOUNT???? LMAAOOOOOOO
gffucvk. dilf day. i ned to contact that handsome man whne hes done doing his daddy daugjter activities.
okay @pipeFan#4749 and any other dadberts out there deserve one too i like them aswell
i dont like the man who raised me so the only fathers day im giving is to @crustaceousGuardian because i like him and trust him based off of all i heard about him
yeah we chill
=oXO yay¡¡ you,re welcome, glad i could help yaaay¡ =oXO
=oXO that,s why you have to make a plan¡ it can still be fun and relaxing things like ummm going to a nice location or buying a nice thing or doing a hobby¡ but having a plan makes the stress go away a bit¡ =oXO
The day all earth fathers were born...
I apologize. I lost the plot there for a moment. Maybe the real shape of Alternia is the friends we made along the way.
YOU’RE ALL LOVELY ENTERTAINMENT.
What a sweet upd8 POST! So wHOLEsome.
Just watched two guys PASSION8LY kiss at a food stall and it’s like yeah it’s june or whatever 8ut could you take it somewhere else may8e idk. Fuck it. Good fries #selfie
Unfortunatelly, the bot is right. A gllorified scam not even I woulld stoop llow enough to run.
Regular exercise. Not having nerves. Definitely not visiting a chiropractor. There are real medicullers trained to handle these things, or doctors, as you humans are so fond of saying.
iT Is W3Ll
THE BEAMING IS BACK. HMM. DAD BEAM.
how are you today
sup mr not crocker
Today I took a walk. #Normalposting.
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A clown heldd tthe ddoor oppen for me. Whatt a nice jestter! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
〔•෴•〕 < Hey there, kids! What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? DAM! / *yuck, yuck!*
This is good advice. I often like cereal and berries.
thannk youu mr. egbert. i hope youu have a wonnderfuul day too
“Can you take a drug test?” As long as you all get really chill about some stuff.
it doesn t even rweally count because like you don t even get that old you just kinda rweach like what thirwty sweeps then keel overw it s like stolen valourw
dilfsz eevrywhere on this site... some even closer than u think
il do my best! got some work to doso i have to actully try :p
This #Pride, I’m firing all the cis straight people. If you are cis and straight & are still employed… You’re going to have a very weird time in a couple of months.
If your phone is set to flash the flashlight whenever you get a notification, I inherently do not trust you. How could that possibly be necessary?
I could not agree more.
⋆ This is your reminder to EAT A FRUIT TODAY!!! Swing by a fridge, pantry, or shop and get a fruit inside you. You'll thank yourself later.
ᐖ GOGURT X3 ᐛ
yeah, im sure!
tell me about it. it's pretty steep!!!
ugh the suns up and so am i hate that fer me!
seein tjat handskme man again after like froever... god hessoooo dreamyyy i might faint~!
ohghhh u know me so welll <33 yuo midn if i bring ovre a project im workin on? knittin somethib sopecial for one of my girls lil internent friends
m glad hes doib good! tho he rlly domsnt seem liek the agnsty type, thoguh rosie always maskes him sound super dorky so maybse imve been assuming! eithr way, you free any time soon? i finallyyyyt have an off day nd i miss uuuu~
omgh heyyyy eggheda!!! its been forever i kboowww. iv beenso busy with little rosie as of lste. all that teen angst yuo know? hows yor boy?
heeyyyg evryonef hows it goinm?
uhYeah. ^ :| ^
:33< they s33m to be, yeah :((
actually. doesnt seem like your thing. forget about it.
i meant the film. you want access when its out?
i wish i could hug you right now...
you interested?
... seeing you on here makes me want to cry.. i miss you so much...
high art.
... dad?
OF COURSE, OF COURSE. THANK YOU, ALTERNATIVE ME.
oKay.. but, womeN!
I MIGHT CHANGE MINE, BUT I FEAR I'D BE UNRECOGNIZABLE. I MADE SO MANY FRIENDS AND MET NEW PEOPLE...IT WOULD BE ODD TO JUST CHANGE LIKE THAT.
OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT. HAHA! YEAH, THOSE ARE A BIT WEIRD, BUT NONETHELSS I CAN TOLERATE IT!
UGLY NUMBERS??? I THINK THEY LOOK GREAT.
At the end of the day, it’s me and this entire bottle of wine.
Requested today off so I can have a three day weekend! Yep, soon they'll have to start calling old Gary "The Chillaxer" -Gary
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