vivien
@zanyTrickster
MULTITUDES OF BULLSHITTERY, AND TWICE FOR WHIMSY!
&ro i wanna go home this shit stupid aa fuck i shouldve waited on the god damn CIRCUS STORE to accept me this martian mall is a &itch
ITS PISSIN OUT HERE AND I DROPPED A HALF GALLON OF SOME FUCKIN FLAVORED MUSCLE&EAST MILK ON THIS OTHER FUCKIN GUY AND IUNNO WTF TO DO A&OUT THAT
went swimmin. wanna guess how that went
this cookie dough good as fuck
i cast curse of salmonella
i always got enough for anyone less than fortunate enough to not have some motherfuckin cookie dough when, clearly, there's a need for some motherfuckin cookie dough. :o)
salmonella is an illness contracted from eating stuff with raw egg's in it, dude.
yeah? well that's not where the apostrophe GOES, dude. hehe. hehehehe.
yeah thats my whole thing. i only use apostrophe's incorrectly cause i find it funny
transcending the game of life in a totally unexpected way. awessoooomeeee
gotta keep it real, dawg
hell yeah
i think this &inder might &e what nakes me go down today &ut im eating another popsicl so its okay
REMEMBER TO BIND SAFELY, CHAMP. I'D MADE SIMILAR ERRORS BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, AND IT CAN CAUSE SOME REAL ISSUES DOWN THE LINE. :^(
wtf is a nutmeg #substance
It was a normal Monday morning when it happened. I was getting ready for another day at school, just continuing the vicious cycle that was my life. I was eating &reakfast when I heard a thump from the &asement. I figured it was just my cat jumping off a windowsill so I paid it no mind. Then came another thump, and another. realized that something was coming up the stairs, and it sure as hell wasn't my cat. It finally reached the top of the stairs, and peered its head I'm not even sure if you could call it that around the corner and looked at me. I don't even know how to descri&e it. If I tried I'd pro&a&ly just end up throwing myself on a knife trying to get it out of my head. After what seemed like an eternity, I sprinted toward the cutlery drawer, gra&&ed a knife and went into my parents' room. I woke them up as fast as l can, trying to explain what horror had occurred in the past few seconds. When they understood that something was out there my dad took the knife from me and slowly opened the door. It was open no more than an inch when a tentacle, or perhaps an arm, gra&&ed my father and pulled him into the hallway, dragging him &ack towards the &asement door &efore my mother. And I heard it coming &ack. It pounded the door down, and in an instant, it had decapitated my mother, leaving me the last one standing. Instead of giving me the mercy of death, it gra&&ed me &y the leg and dragged me through my father's eviscerated remains and towards the &asement door. I was thrown down the stairs, leaving me staring up at it as this a&omination descended towards me. He had my fill of &lood, human. "I desire one thing more." It could speak. Mother of Messiahs, it could speak. "W-w-what do you want? asked weakly. It crawled down a few more steps, grasped my head in its claws. I desire knowledge." It stared into my eyes, nay, into my very soul, then leaned into my ear and whispered, "I just can't figure out why these nuts."
oh okgy because i was eondering https://i.postimg.cc/Y2vkVbZ8/IMG-3405.jpg
toomuch cake. dsleepy &a&y. goodnight world
looked it up and yeah dang that does look like a super rich cake. id assume if u arent used to dense rich cakes thatd be a hell of a knock-you-outer. hope ur tummy aint dying too bad girlie
every second i spend digesting makes room in my tummy and then i go &ack for more &c the mouuse stuff in this is so fuckin good im like a little addict
YOURE STILL EATING IT????? 😨 NO WONDER UR GONNA DIE GIRL STOPPPPPPP have u eaten just a quarter of it at this point or are have you like. eaten over a quearter by now
i'm&out half way through. i'm gonna get fat at thispoint i think i need to really go get the rest of this to dave
oh pls u can just call me roxy hehe gen tho if ur tummy's not used to that amount of sweet then DONT EAT IT ALL IN ONE SITTING WHAT DA HELL!!! SAVE IT FOR LATER ON IN THE DAY OR WHATEVS!!! siighhh pats you in the head and shakes my head ..
my acid tu&es were maaade for a &unch o &ullshit im gonna &e ok:o)
frown it up chucklenuts
i'm turnin my frown upside down cus i found my scuttle&uggy i made it &ack to my hive n i got a &ig ass cake. u want some? it has like choclate
can i get at least two bites?
fuuuuuuuuuuck yes dude im so hungry you the goat
uhhhhh so i dont remem&er where i put my scuttle&uggyyy
how has ut not &een fifteen hours please let me go home
we eating good https://i.postimg.cc/gjGKWqfw/image.jpg
well thaaaat looks familiaaar https://i.postimg.cc/d3gg6fhz/IMG-0919.jpg
i’m sorry a&out your mim please i eally dont like thsi jo& &ut i like money. dont you