vivien

hate to cut down your tree &ut i'm not a sea dwellerrr

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Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

salmonella is an illness contracted from eating stuff with raw egg's in it, dude.

↩ @karmaDagger[KD]

yeah? well that's not where the apostrophe GOES, dude. hehe. hehehehe.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @zanyTrickster[ZT]

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

yeah thats my whole thing. i only use apostrophe's incorrectly cause i find it funny

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @karmaDagger[KD]

transcending the game of life in a totally unexpected way. awessoooomeeee

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @zanyTrickster[ZT]

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

gotta keep it real, dawg

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @karmaDagger[KD]

i like what ur up to

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i think this &inder might &e what nakes me go down today &ut im eating another popsicl so its okay

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

MR. EGBERT

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Verified

A user of established repute

@pipeFan[PF]

REMEMBER TO BIND SAFELY, CHAMP. I'D MADE SIMILAR ERRORS BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, AND IT CAN CAUSE SOME REAL ISSUES DOWN THE LINE. :^(

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

ok mr eg&ert :o) i hope you’re ok

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @zanyTrickster[ZT]

MR. EGBERT

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Verified

A user of established repute

@pipeFan[PF]

I'M QUITE WELL, THANK YOU BUDDY! YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF NOW.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

u too mr smartyhat :o)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

im high as a nutmeg

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

wtf is a nutmeg #substance

#substance

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @techhDogg[TD]

it's. like. a nut

↩ @zanyTrickster[ZT]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

hahs you judt said nuts

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @techhDogg[TD]

It was a normal Monday morning when it happened. I was getting ready for another day at school, just continuing the vicious cycle that was my life. I was eating &reakfast when I heard a thump from the &asement. I figured it was just my cat jumping off a windowsill so I paid it no mind. Then came another thump, and another. realized that something was coming up the stairs, and it sure as hell wasn't my cat. It finally reached the top of the stairs, and peered its head I'm not even sure if you could call it that around the corner and looked at me. I don't even know how to descri&e it. If I tried I'd pro&a&ly just end up throwing myself on a knife trying to get it out of my head. After what seemed like an eternity, I sprinted toward the cutlery drawer, gra&&ed a knife and went into my parents' room. I woke them up as fast as l can, trying to explain what horror had occurred in the past few seconds. When they understood that something was out there my dad took the knife from me and slowly opened the door. It was open no more than an inch when a tentacle, or perhaps an arm, gra&&ed my father and pulled him into the hallway, dragging him &ack towards the &asement door &efore my mother. And I heard it coming &ack. It pounded the door down, and in an instant, it had decapitated my mother, leaving me the last one standing. Instead of giving me the mercy of death, it gra&&ed me &y the leg and dragged me through my father's eviscerated remains and towards the &asement door. I was thrown down the stairs, leaving me staring up at it as this a&omination descended towards me. He had my fill of &lood, human. "I desire one thing more." It could speak. Mother of Messiahs, it could speak. "W-w-what do you want? asked weakly. It crawled down a few more steps, grasped my head in its claws. I desire knowledge." It stared into my eyes, nay, into my very soul, then leaned into my ear and whispered, "I just can't figure out why these nuts."

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @zanyTrickster[ZT]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

oh okgy because i was eondering https://i.postimg.cc/Y2vkVbZ8/IMG-3405.jpg

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @techhDogg[TD]

awww it’s ok don’t flip out

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Dirk Strider

A ghost!

This user doesn't actually exist.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

@tacticalTelemetry[TT]

Is your sub-zero chillibrator running?

Kult: +57

Kull: +40

Total: 97

Ratio: 1.43

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

n0 3:

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jake Crocker

@grudgingTributary[GT]

My whatsit?

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @grudgingTributary[GT]

your fridge

↩ @causticCalico[CC]

I'M ON MY WAY

↩ @zanyTrickster[ZT]

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fry1ng y0u 50m3 p3ck-b345t 4nd v3gg135 :3 <>

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @causticCalico[CC]

WEEEHHH I LOVE PECK-&EASTTTT <> THANK YEWWWW i got some good tu&es for u

↩ @zanyTrickster[ZT]

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h3ll y35 >:3 1f y0u l1k3 5cr4p 1 m4y 0r m4y n0t h4v3 50m3 dr0n3 p4rt5 1n my b4cky4rd...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @causticCalico[CC]

ouuuuuu suresieeeesss~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luv adding to my junk &ox!

SWISS

@agamemnonsTheories[AT]

Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png

Kult: +122

Kull: +7

Total: 129

Ratio: 17.43

LFMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Sylink

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Chalkbox's Favor

You have earned the Chalkbox's acknowledgement.

@singularityManifest[SM]

I re★lly never h★d ★ ch★nce ★t being norm★l did I?

Kult: +24

Kull: +5

Total: 29

Ratio: 4.80

no and that's what makes you unique n cool

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

date idea i come over to your place abd mix every single food item in the fridge in a bowl and we take turns taking a bite until one of us taps out

Kult: +60

Kull: +50

Total: 110

Ratio: 1.20

Badge: Get

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Y0u w0uld n0t 5urv1v3. Unl355 y0u c4n 34t thr33 typ35 0f f15h 4nd f0ur d1ff3r3nt h0t 54uc35 >:3

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @causticCalico[CC]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

lamest fridge lineup

↩ @techhDogg[TD]

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w3ll 1 h4v3 m0r3 th4n th4t 0bv10u5ly!!!! 4nd my hung3r trunk 15 br0k3n 4tm... 50 1t'5 w4rm >:3 1t'5 54f3 t0 34t th0ugh. 1t'5 pr353rv3d

↩ @causticCalico[CC]

homie iunno if it &eing preserved makes it any safer.. get yer shit fixed do u need a vivin to pop in???

↩ @zanyTrickster[ZT]

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1 m34n 1f y0u c4n f1x my hung3r trunk, y0u c4n 5t0p by! 1'd h4v3 t0 DM y0u my 4ddr355 0r 50m3th1ng th0ugh

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @causticCalico[CC]

's it a leak or sumn

↩ @zanyTrickster[ZT]

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my lu5u5 ch3w3d 0n th3 tub35 b3h1nd 1t 3: 1t w45 l34k1ng 50m3th1ng, 1 gu355. 1 h4v3 3v3ryth1ng d15c0nn3ct3d 50 1t d035n't m4k3 4 m355

↩ @causticCalico[CC]

aight gimme a&out twenty minutes in this waste receptacle to get some tu&es n ill get this shit lookin niieeeuuucceeeehh

↩ @zanyTrickster[ZT]

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ty5m!!!!! 1'll m4k3 y0u 50m3th1ng t0 34t :3 N0t th3 p1ckl3d f15h. 50m3th1ng 3l53 h4h4

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @causticCalico[CC]