Jane Crocker
@grittyGroundskeeper
she/her, mother of one, protector of peace! ❤️
So many nosy little rats around here! Stop trying to pry into my relationship with my husband! Believe it or not, he does indeed love me, and whatever happened with Dirk isn't getting in the way of that. It breaks my heart a little to see so many people saying such baseless and cruel things about me when I'm not there to set the record straight. Even if you disagree with the way I run things, or my opinions about social issues, I don't think that gives you the right to pry into my personal life and paint me as some horrible abuser that beats my husband all because you believe it would be sooo much cuter if he was dating a LITERAL VILLAIN! Did we all just magically forget about the way he treated just about everyone in his life? Or the things he's getting up to NOW with his daughter? Jeez Louise, I can't take it anymore! #abuse
:33 < i wish i had a husband...
Lmao.
I also think it is EXTREMELY disrespectful to assume and try to out the potential sexuality of another person! You know nothing about us so I suggest you take some time to reflect.
I love you too, Jake. This is all so very stressful. :(
I fear my husband may be ignoring me for his own fucking brain. How wonderful.
awww thats sweet
atta boy jc it pays to stays informed
I'm starting to get real sick of that not-so-opaque Dirk that's haunting my husband. He's just so strange! And he keeps talking to this "Chat" individual that I can't see so maybe he also has an imaginary friend? I don't know! This is a load of hooey!!!
Please keep private issues private im already embarrassed enough by the very vulgar and very public threat he took it upon himself to make!!
It was really fucking vague, and you chose to comment on it.
You having a ghoulish apparition of our dead friend is public knowledge at this point, dear.
Okay but the things he allegedly wants to do to me shouldnt be so.
What is a gal supposed to do when her husband won't stop acting like a pathetic fool? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend.
Would you quit poking your nose in my business!?!?
WHAT.
"Mhm, and what are your thoughts implicitly? Do you have solutions, or would you like me to offer advice?"
Your business is all I have to poke in.
Jake, can you please stop arguing with the slightly transparent Dirk and go do the work I told you to do hours ago!?
apparently not…
Weak. Just. Weak.
THE FUCK.
Well now that I've taken care of that!
Fantastic responses, as usual, Jake.
Well excuse me for not being the most chatty right now ive just got a real stern talking to in simpler terms and im a little miffed about it!
And you're wearing it like it's a pride symbol on your sleeve, dude. Might want to do a little more self respecting and mask it.
Not that it's the business of anyone but myself, but my boy has been getting artsy lately! He drew me a little picture of our family and it's just the cutest thing I've ever seen. I should invest in some tacky fridge magnets to hang this up.
u know i kinda want 2 see this drawin
I can absolutely post a photo here soon! Just have to finish up some more government slog and then I'll post it here! :B
how sweet!! how old is he? :U
Okay well it seems my last post has sparked some concern that being said i figured i should make another post just to clear the air: I make my own decisions so stop speculating!!!! This internet detective nonsense is unnecessary and quite frankly its invasive to my privacy as well as my wifes. If you care so much about me you could keep your nose out of my doggone business maybe!! #Noproblemshere #Lovemywife
Don't forget to wash your vegetables before eating them! Sometimes they're covered in filthy, disgusting muck and Dirk! I mean Dirk. Sorry, I meant Dirk. Oh silly me! I meant Dirk. Lord, that's a funny way to spell Dirk. I mean Dirk. Hoo hoo hoo! Darn phone!
I do not like that man.
▲i hope i stay as just as petty when i end up old like you are▼
Well I am certainly not that old but I do appreciate the sentiment. Never let that evil man in your life keep you down. Keep HIM down. Six feet under, preferably.
i fuck with this lEvEl of strIdEr hAtE
I really do think the schools should be reformed and remade to put more focus on respect and honoring those that keep you housed and fed. So much focus on "social issues" and "equal rights for all species" that we're losing sight of the real issues at hand. Just another thing to add to my list... #SchoolReform #Respect #Obey
You should really put your skills into something of value rather than wasting your life away being a bother to everyone with more important things going on, you poor thing. It's just a bit sad to watch, you know?
( They should teach you how to make a firebomb out of booze and fabric scraps. )<
u almost had a good point at the start w the wholr reform schools thing an then u just lost the plot like yeah its easy 2 hear about the prolbems at schols but u looked at that and took a friggin uturn goin the wrong way wrong conclusion gurl wtf
oh im so glad youre not from my timeline actually wow.
Poor, poor Roxy. You just don't understand the importance of these issues like I do. Which is fine! You aren't the one in charge and so you can keep your pretty little head busy with whatever it is you want! :B
jane im 30. i think the older i get the more i just want to be nice to kids. i want to show them what could be. not teach them to fight over things that dont matter. :/ thats it though. youre miss gutsy after all i know arguing will just make you dig in your heels. have a good night miss crocker.
dont fuckin talk 2 me all condesendin liek that
#obey? jane, yoU know i love yoU, bUt that's no way to raise a child. yoU're a new mother, of coUrse, so i can't entirely faUlt yoU! bUt the tighter yoU keep the leash, the fUrther they'll rUn. if yoU want any tips from a mUm who's been throUgh it all, let me know! ^u^
I don't believe the people know just how much power they have when it comes to dealing with threats in their neighborhoods. Be sure to alert the authorities of any suspicious activity and stay strapped at all times! #GunRights #ProtectYourPeace :B
Lovely post! I fully endorse this message!
Of course! Youre such a smart lass janey. Really! Im the luckiest man alive.
>--D=You=are=so=correct=for=alien=filth=haha=:)//<
It's creatures like you who have no respect for your superiors that need to learn a thing or two from a good example. My husband Jake could certainly give you lessons in manners and behavior if you need them! Never shy away from self betterment, dear.
>--D=I=am=more=than=able=of=appreciating=the=presence=of=my=superiors=it=is=creatures=like=you=without=any=genetic=encodification=of=respect=for=your=superiors=that=deserve=pity=and=integration=into=the=greater=whole=of=the=empire=for=natural=selection=has=clearly=abandoned=them=haha=:P//<
i definitely enjoy my guns but im getting a weird feeling with the way this is phrased.