♠ hated by @grittyGroundskeeper
It was really fucking vague, and you chose to comment on it.
Would you quit poking your nose in my business!?!?
it is every day mfer u are just failin if )(e be actin incompetent w)(os fault is t)(at ?
Well excuse me for not being the most chatty right now ive just got a real stern talking to in simpler terms and im a little miffed about it!
Whoopsie. I didnt mean to get all snippy. Im just tired is all.
Okay well i dont appreciate your vague and ominous threats but im already working again so dont get your knickers in a twist lady!! Good gravy.
Well no i dont exactly think i do but yes maam!
Little nap on the clock wouldnt hurt. Its not like the meetings for a few more hours anyhoo. A man needs his beauty sleep sometimes.

Crocker Corp claims another victim. We'll remember you fondly.

Is that what the ministry told you to say?
All jokes! Im happy and content with my wife!
Hobbling around with the kind of back pain a man young and spry as myself shouldnt be struggling with for another 30 years at the very least. Really need to stop goading the missus but its an impossible task with her. Always so peevish i say! Dont know how much longer my spine can suffer sleeping on the sofa.
Ill say! Cant have any fun anymore what with all her fame and public image hullabaloo. The lady is merciless i tell ya.
Well johnny boy unfortunately nanna gets mad at just about everything i do.
*SIGH!!!* No jane. :/ God forbid a man have a chuckle.
My #wife is mad at me again and i will have to sleep on the #couch. #Marriage amirite hahaha.
Ive been advised to preface this post with the fact that this is a funny joke!! No the pizza is not violent. #abuse #JOKE
What are you on about?
