Jane Crocker
@grittyGroundskeeper
she/her, mother of one, protector of peace! ❤️
Heh. Kinda still thinking about that kiss yesterday.
What kiss are you talking about?
YOU CLEARLY FUCKING DO IF IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG TO REPLY WITH "NOTHING"!
I will come over there and rip your head off if you don't start being honest with me.
So many nosy little rats around here! Stop trying to pry into my relationship with my husband! Believe it or not, he does indeed love me, and whatever happened with Dirk isn't getting in the way of that. It breaks my heart a little to see so many people saying such baseless and cruel things about me when I'm not there to set the record straight. Even if you disagree with the way I run things, or my opinions about social issues, I don't think that gives you the right to pry into my personal life and paint me as some horrible abuser that beats my husband all because you believe it would be sooo much cuter if he was dating a LITERAL VILLAIN! Did we all just magically forget about the way he treated just about everyone in his life? Or the things he's getting up to NOW with his daughter? Jeez Louise, I can't take it anymore! #abuse
I love you too, Jake. This is all so very stressful. :(
I reiterate: i love my wife!!!!
၄⋆၃ i think your wife would love a wife as well #satire #jonkling
Your little "joke" isn't very funny. Please stop assuming things about me that are blatantly untrue.
I fear my husband may be ignoring me for his own fucking brain. How wonderful.
awww thats sweet
I'm starting to get real sick of that not-so-opaque Dirk that's haunting my husband. He's just so strange! And he keeps talking to this "Chat" individual that I can't see so maybe he also has an imaginary friend? I don't know! This is a load of hooey!!!
Please keep private issues private im already embarrassed enough by the very vulgar and very public threat he took it upon himself to make!!
You having a ghoulish apparition of our dead friend is public knowledge at this point, dear.
I'm being threatened with silencing. You know those hentais where the protag get's ghost fucked in the air and humiliated by... well, a ghost? I wanna do that shit, right the fuck now. Bro won't see it coming. Man's dead to me.
You better not be talking about who I think you're talking about. I'll get him on the strongest meds imaginable, mister! Don't test me!
Hold your horses for just a second now! You cant just throw me on any ol medication especially not a strong one right off the bat.
Chat, is this chick for real?
I think you're gonna have a real fight on your hands if you try to medicate this bitch. And that's coming from a place of warmth. Don't test me.
I don't want you to be warm in any capacity because that implies you have any merit as a real, living, breathing person. Get lost, buster! Quit trying to ghost rape my man! #noncon #nsfwe
He's seriously considering it, he's watching it right now. Why are you so hell bent on seperating us?
You know for being a real busybody dirk doesnt tend to contribute much to me and janes disagreements beyond going "you should hit him/her" depending on whomever looks more susceptible to that advice at the time. And ill tell you what its never me!! :/
I mean.
You really oughta stop doing that because sometimes she does!
Oh! Hoo hoo hoo! Quit whining, silly boy. It'll feel good when it stops hurting.
What could possibly be that bad about my reply? It wasn't meant to be inappropriate.