Jane Crocker
@grittyGroundskeeper
she/her, mother of one, protector of peace! ❤️
I fear my husband may be ignoring me for his own fucking brain. How wonderful.
awww thats sweet
I'm starting to get real sick of that not-so-opaque Dirk that's haunting my husband. He's just so strange! And he keeps talking to this "Chat" individual that I can't see so maybe he also has an imaginary friend? I don't know! This is a load of hooey!!!
Please keep private issues private im already embarrassed enough by the very vulgar and very public threat he took it upon himself to make!!
You having a ghoulish apparition of our dead friend is public knowledge at this point, dear.
I'm being threatened with silencing. You know those hentais where the protag get's ghost fucked in the air and humiliated by... well, a ghost? I wanna do that shit, right the fuck now. Bro won't see it coming. Man's dead to me.
You better not be talking about who I think you're talking about. I'll get him on the strongest meds imaginable, mister! Don't test me!
Hold your horses for just a second now! You cant just throw me on any ol medication especially not a strong one right off the bat.
I think you're gonna have a real fight on your hands if you try to medicate this bitch. And that's coming from a place of warmth. Don't test me.
I don't want you to be warm in any capacity because that implies you have any merit as a real, living, breathing person. Get lost, buster! Quit trying to ghost rape my man! #noncon #nsfwe
He's seriously considering it, he's watching it right now. Why are you so hell bent on seperating us?
You know for being a real busybody dirk doesnt tend to contribute much to me and janes disagreements beyond going "you should hit him/her" depending on whomever looks more susceptible to that advice at the time. And ill tell you what its never me!! :/
You really oughta stop doing that because sometimes she does!
Oh! Hoo hoo hoo! Quit whining, silly boy. It'll feel good when it stops hurting.
What could possibly be that bad about my reply? It wasn't meant to be inappropriate.
"Slightly transparent dirk" has gotta be among my favorites in regards to the way janey refers to that douchebag. Spot on i guess!
I really do wish he would go away. I thought you managed to shake him years ago but I suppose not...
What is a gal supposed to do when her husband won't stop acting like a pathetic fool? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend.
i was gonna say to talk about it until i saw who it was. dump him!
the fuck do i have to do with that. FOR ME TO BE LEASHED RANDOMLY. FUCK. ARF.
Would you quit poking your nose in my business!?!?
WHAT.
Jake, can you please stop arguing with the slightly transparent Dirk and go do the work I told you to do hours ago!?