dave strider
@sweetbroAndhellajeff
beautiful useless full of excuses
my god damn buncha crunch just spilled all over my chair and now its in the cushion what the fuck am i supposed to do here fuck my fucking chungus life
i cant stop scratching and picking at my face i am going to super mega hell
my phone runs better than my computer #whatthatmean
i cant even play like minecraft save me
thats crazy man i get 120 fps with my shaders runnin mods n shit hahahahhahaa
ok how the fuck are you meant to hold a pencil in a way where you can draw as hard as you want to but without getting a blister on your stupid thumb
my really sick ass pencil i got for twenty bucks is too fat for a grip
no i wish those are awesome
wtf save some for the rest of us i want one
candy cane stripes all the way
let me just go rob a bank
who up chittering on chittr
no i dont think so
aw wholesome
lets move on
they should make a horror game where you die
what is the good news
fnaftastic
computer activate frontal lobe
what is it whats going on is this an intervention
god cursed me with not just one condition that impacts my day to day life negatively, but two, but they "arent that bad" and also theyre temporary as far as im aware so i felt uncomfortable calling myself disabled even though they made me unable to do certain things. i couldnt go like anywhere for the longest time because of my thyroid issues, and then it went into remission and now its back. i also just got pretty major surgery on my chest because my chest wall was pushing into my heart and lungs. i felt like i wasnt a "real" disabled person because i wasnt in a wheelchair or whatever (which i have actually needed when getting checkups at the hospital quite often) permanently and i wasnt paralyzed or something i dunno. i guess ive always felt like a fraud because my conditions arent permanent, even though they might as well be at this point since i have been suffering from them for longer than theyve even been identified. but the truth is it isnt black and white like that. the closest person to me in the world is disabled in the ways you imagine, hes basically a medical mystery and hes constantly being adjusted on different meds and sent in and out of the hospital, ive only known people with the super extreme cases and i never even realized mine was an extreme case too and i honestly could have been killed by my own body. disability means to me being betrayed by your own health and having to live with that and deal with it and fight through it constantly even when you get sick of trying, even when you have terrible, horrible days where you want to give up. having that little disabled flag badge makes me feel proud and also terrified, because that "im a fraud" still comes up despite knowing what i know. anyway sorry for the rant feel free 2 ignore this doesnt really have anything to do with this account i just wanted to talk to the void real quick haha void like homestuck ok bye
#vent btw
the wonderful thing about life is that you can just kinda say whatever and get away with it most of the time
And then Dave dropped ten slurs.
not what i meant but yea sure
It was a bit!!
me to the judge
Fellas, he’s innocent.
thanks for defending my honor
Always, my good man.
licking my cavity #mycavity
haha ew
also how’d you get that sword badge
i asked the imjunior dude for it
oh sick bet
#yourcavity
#true
ive been enjoying the fuckkk out of this chittr shit #fuckyes
call me dave the way i be striding #post
being a man is highkey gay because that means youre emotionally repressed do you know who else is emotionally repressed thats right gay catholics
i wwwwould love to have a look in your mmmmind. no one else is doing it like this
thank you thats so nice of you to say about me
is this you coming out.
no im straight im the exception
i’ll forgive you if you’re gay.
forgive me for what my sins thats gayyyy
the call is coming from inside of the gay bar.
what gay bar where
john wont stop listening to video game raps and stuff and calling it good like bro i could do better with farts from my butt
Daangaanronpaa vss ddlc raap baattle lowk tuff bro iidk whaat youre ssaayiing rn
this one is actually good ill concede
my soda just fucking exploded #sodaupdate
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Thank you it was such an honor to work on it I couldn't have done it without the support of loyal fans like you
im over here photosynthesizing bro i got sunlight on my body bro im warm as fuuuck
cozy..
i love pork dumplings good jesus i fucking love them
alright cut lets get that again but try doin it bigger just givve us bigger
what bigger what do you want me to say dumplings get my little tiny penis hard is that what you fucking want from me #nsfw
you can go bigger than that
ok i got penis enlargement so its bigger now is that good your fucking royal highness what the hell is your issue
enough about your disgustin human slurrypipe and go BIGGER THE LINE DO IT FUCKIN BIGGER
slurrypipe whatever man calm yourself im not gonna play into this weird power fantasy of yours
friend: so i think some people dont deserve rights my friend slenderman who wont shut up: find my pages me: hey not the time
cant wait for that sweet sweet burger king whoever created the burger king whopper recipe really ought to be given some kind of award
Like if you cry every time. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/303/190/c3e.jpg
i cri every tim
woah its old tumblr again!!