dave strider
@sweetbroAndhellajeff
beautiful useless full of excuses
god cursed me with not just one condition that impacts my day to day life negatively, but two, but they "arent that bad" and also theyre temporary as far as im aware so i felt uncomfortable calling myself disabled even though they made me unable to do certain things. i couldnt go like anywhere for the longest time because of my thyroid issues, and then it went into remission and now its back. i also just got pretty major surgery on my chest because my chest wall was pushing into my heart and lungs. i felt like i wasnt a "real" disabled person because i wasnt in a wheelchair or whatever (which i have actually needed when getting checkups at the hospital quite often) permanently and i wasnt paralyzed or something i dunno. i guess ive always felt like a fraud because my conditions arent permanent, even though they might as well be at this point since i have been suffering from them for longer than theyve even been identified. but the truth is it isnt black and white like that. the closest person to me in the world is disabled in the ways you imagine, hes basically a medical mystery and hes constantly being adjusted on different meds and sent in and out of the hospital, ive only known people with the super extreme cases and i never even realized mine was an extreme case too and i honestly could have been killed by my own body. disability means to me being betrayed by your own health and having to live with that and deal with it and fight through it constantly even when you get sick of trying, even when you have terrible, horrible days where you want to give up. having that little disabled flag badge makes me feel proud and also terrified, because that "im a fraud" still comes up despite knowing what i know. anyway sorry for the rant feel free 2 ignore this doesnt really have anything to do with this account i just wanted to talk to the void real quick haha void like homestuck ok bye
the wonderful thing about life is that you can just kinda say whatever and get away with it most of the time
And then Dave dropped ten slurs.
licking my cavity #mycavity
ive been enjoying the fuckkk out of this chittr shit #fuckyes
call me dave the way i be striding #post
being a man is highkey gay because that means youre emotionally repressed do you know who else is emotionally repressed thats right gay catholics
i wwwwould love to have a look in your mmmmind. no one else is doing it like this
john wont stop listening to video game raps and stuff and calling it good like bro i could do better with farts from my butt
Daangaanronpaa vss ddlc raap baattle lowk tuff bro iidk whaat youre ssaayiing rn
my soda just fucking exploded #sodaupdate
i love pork dumplings good jesus i fucking love them
alright cut lets get that again but try doin it bigger just givve us bigger
what bigger what do you want me to say dumplings get my little tiny penis hard is that what you fucking want from me #nsfw
ok i got penis enlargement so its bigger now is that good your fucking royal highness what the hell is your issue
enough about your disgustin human slurrypipe and go BIGGER THE LINE DO IT FUCKIN BIGGER
slurrypipe whatever man calm yourself im not gonna play into this weird power fantasy of yours
friend: so i think some people dont deserve rights my friend slenderman who wont shut up: find my pages me: hey not the time
cant wait for that sweet sweet burger king whoever created the burger king whopper recipe really ought to be given some kind of award
i like dat #yaoi where they bring out the worst in each other
somethiiing in my aaaass ooooh oooooo oooo #nsfw
the song everybody dance now is a scourge on our country god bless america
does anyfella know how to get the little icons i can't figure it out
They happen to be badges, you can request them from administrators or moderators.
@imJunior is the badge purveyor.
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they are badges! you can ping @/imJunior for the ones u want
woa its the junior the only one i was wondering if i could get the disability pride badge and the swordsaint badge pls? ty very much!!
does anybody else drink the root beer bubbles
I DONT KNOW WHAT A TEENAGE IS.. IS THAT GOOD OR BAD? U LOOK LIKE A LIL GRUB!! HAHAHAH
fellas is it gay to tongue kiss men in this free country
does anyone know why the popcorn button even fucking exists if its so goddamn useless like i could find more uses for my appendix
its actually because some old expensive microwaves actually had a functional popcorn button cheaper microwaves started putting popcorn buttons there to fake having luxury, when in reality they didnt even work
shit used tø wørk in like, actually quality micrøwaves prøblem is when cheaper mødels øut them in it gøt harder tø tell and peøple blamed the pøpcørn cømpanies sø they started putting that "døn't use" label øn there
i wasnt expecting to get actual knowledge on the internet thanks
The popcorn button is just a rough estimation based on some bullshit company of how long they think popcorn “SHOULD” be cooked Solution: kill the CEO’s of Microwave Companys. And I do mean every single one #MineAlwaysComesOutBurnt #NoMatterHowCareFullyITryToWatchIt
you gotta get it at that perfect two minutes you get a bunch of popcorn and some of those seed things theyre nice and crunchy
Finally a man of true tastes. I thought I was a freak for actually eating the half popped kernals. #..kernals.. #whyDoesThatSoundSoFimiliarToSomething..