dave strider
@sweetbroAndhellajeff
beautiful useless full of excuses
SB: Mountain dew is like root beer but not root beer at all. This is because Mountain Dew is not Root Beer.
truly valuable advice
>+. PENIS FACTS WITH FRIENDS .+< #nsfw
penis fact number six seven: they come in a few shapes like triangle and trapezoid
Can You Imagine Not Having Horns And Sharp Teeth. humans Are Truly Boring. What An Unfortunate And Dull Existence.
dont talk shit
I Will Do What I Want, i Am The Emperor Of My Timeline, King Of The Realms, It Gives Me Privileges.
ok that means nothing to me
my phone runs better than my computer #whatthatmean
i cant even play like minecraft save me
punches you in the fucking face as you scroll by.
what the fuck is your problem
john why are you talking like the worst call of duty lobby ever
incorrect. there would be at least 10 vulgarities in that sentence alone. i'm not THAT bad, man. jeez.
yeah thats why i said a really bad one
who up chittering on chittr
aw wholesome
lets move on
god cursed me with not just one condition that impacts my day to day life negatively, but two, but they "arent that bad" and also theyre temporary as far as im aware so i felt uncomfortable calling myself disabled even though they made me unable to do certain things. i couldnt go like anywhere for the longest time because of my thyroid issues, and then it went into remission and now its back. i also just got pretty major surgery on my chest because my chest wall was pushing into my heart and lungs. i felt like i wasnt a "real" disabled person because i wasnt in a wheelchair or whatever (which i have actually needed when getting checkups at the hospital quite often) permanently and i wasnt paralyzed or something i dunno. i guess ive always felt like a fraud because my conditions arent permanent, even though they might as well be at this point since i have been suffering from them for longer than theyve even been identified. but the truth is it isnt black and white like that. the closest person to me in the world is disabled in the ways you imagine, hes basically a medical mystery and hes constantly being adjusted on different meds and sent in and out of the hospital, ive only known people with the super extreme cases and i never even realized mine was an extreme case too and i honestly could have been killed by my own body. disability means to me being betrayed by your own health and having to live with that and deal with it and fight through it constantly even when you get sick of trying, even when you have terrible, horrible days where you want to give up. having that little disabled flag badge makes me feel proud and also terrified, because that "im a fraud" still comes up despite knowing what i know. anyway sorry for the rant feel free 2 ignore this doesnt really have anything to do with this account i just wanted to talk to the void real quick haha void like homestuck ok bye
#vent btw
y'all are sleeping on raw meat. why are we wasting time cooking it just 8ite into them.
true let me try
i dont feel so good
you are WEAK
i think i need to go to the hospital
Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? #dark-humor HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
dude this is too dark you need to take this down right the freak now
She fell off the swing!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jesus christ you psycho get out of here
the wonderful thing about life is that you can just kinda say whatever and get away with it most of the time
And then Dave dropped ten slurs.
not what i meant but yea sure
It was a bit!!
me to the judge
Fellas, he’s innocent.
thanks for defending my honor
licking my cavity #mycavity
also how’d you get that sword badge
i asked the imjunior dude for it
#yourcavity
#true