tyzias
@lawboundInsomniac
he/him. butch nothing mmmmuch to see here lmmmmao
wwwwelcommmme to the official commmmprehensive tyzias "lawwwwboundInsommmmniac" entykk pinned chit. read it or don't, i'mmmm not your lusus. q: wwwwho are you a: check the display nammmme q: wwwwhat's your pronouns a: he/himmmm. in a distinctly butch wwwway. it's also literally in mmmmy bio q: wwwwhat's your deal a: wwwwhat's the deal wwwwith a vast mmmmajority of teals anywwwway? wwwwhat's the deal wwwwith immmmperial cruiser food? howwww mmmmany licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? the wwwworld literally mmmmay never knowwww q: howwww can a loving god cause such pain? a: see previous answwwwer q: wwwwhat's actually your deal like for real a: to-be legal grunt of the illustrious alternian emmmmpire as wwwwas mmmmy fate assigned to mmmme the mmmmommmment i hatched and staunch supporter of wwwwommmmen's wwwwrongs q: wwwwhy are you a cunt a: i'mmmm literally nice q: A/S/L? a: 10 swwwweeps give or take / all the timmmme, frequently, wwwwith your wwwwife, and she likes it / arguably in outglut q: do you have hobbies? a: do you think i have "timmmme" for "hobbies?" q: wwwwhat do you like a: i like mmmminecraft. i like wwwweed. i like your wwwwife. i also like unfiltered lukewwwwarmmmm tap wwwwater and stale bread. q: if twwwwo trolls wwwwere on the mmmmoon and one killed the other wwwwith a rock wwwwould that be fucked up or wwwwhat? a: yeah that wwwwould be kinda fucked up q: do you wwwwant mmmme a: nope
bitches love mmmme for mmmmy underbite
sorry, did i ask for your input? i don't think i did =:/
first wwwworld problemmmms. wwwwall mmmmounted thermmmmal regulator wwwworks too wwwwell and nowwww mmmmy fucking strutpods are freezing. mmmmy god dammmmn tootsies are being sent to the arctic circle
inb4 "get a blanket" i have one. i just like to commmmplain
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infidel in irons you're a genius. excuse mmmme as i go on mmmmy wwwway to swwwwindle mmmmy mmmmatesprit's spotted speedbeast print fuzzy socks because i don't have mmmmy owwwwn. # HighFashion
you're all still going on about kinks? good lord.
"i hope this emmmmail finds you wwwwell" howwww your emmmmail finds mmmme https://immmmages.squidge.org/immmmages/2026/07/13/Untitled497_20260713222858.png
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alright. likes quota achieved. mmmmy board-like breastplate is incommmming. brace yourselves and protect your ganderbulbs.
okay five likes and you get to see howwww your emmmmail finds mmmme
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dare i stoop to the lowwww lowwww level of engagemmmment baiting to showwww chest (flat as a board) typically i wwwwouldn't but wwwwhy not get a little silly on a mmmmonday light. ammmm i right folks
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yeah i got kinks kinks in mmmmy fucking cervical colummmmn and posture pole
>> Th¡ડ ¡ડ too true, ¡ fee1 that
got too silly nowwww mmmmy posture pole don't wwwwork
i ammmm literally alwwwways saying this https://64.mmmmedia.tummmmblr.commmm/1c80bf597bcbdafd003085426bde0bd7/f048b77ea6bab2ba-d0/s1280x1920/33b16fa826b08572181c9d9826276d5bd2e6dbd9.jpg
let's give another round of applause to the wwwwall-mmmmounted thermmmmal regulator let's hear it again for the wwwwall-mmmmounted thermmmmal regulator everybody
you're telling mmmme cookie dough creammmmed in this ice? 🤨
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the beautiful part of ice wwwwater? it's mmmmore wwwwater per wwwwater. literally cannot lose wwwwhen you have ice wwwwater
"Flowery!" I love ice water! We should take a trip to the diner to get some!
sommmme say it's the perfect "reaction immmmage" for an average chittr day https://64.mmmmedia.tummmmblr.commmm/9acf46896299be0cdd4338bb3be35aaf/tummmmblr_ppltjkBurg1y5r4teo1_540.jpg
i'mmmm learning so mmmmuch about influential wwwwommmmen tonight
what have youu learnned?
granny smmmmiith laid her apples # CloacaStyle
wwwwhos "granny smmmmiith" and wwwwhere'd she get all these god dammmmn apples
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Fun fact! Granny Smith apples are named for Maria Ann Smith from Australia! The breed of apple came from her throwing rotten apples away, and a chance seedling grew from the disposed apples!
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best high i've had in wwwwipes.
I’m glad you managed to get some time to wind down. ]:>
"suggested use: take one serving and wwwwait 90 mmmminutes for onset" wwwwhat are these, directions for wwwwigglers? you think a mmmmeasley five mmmmiligrammmms is going to cut it? ahahahahah you mmmmake mmmme laugh. twwwwenty mmmmiligrammmms dowwwwn the hatch bare mmmminimmmmummmm. fuck wwwwith mmmme
What the hell are you taking that has that low of a milligram?
so basically have you heard of wwwweed, formmmmally knowwwwn as mmmmarijuana
Ohh. Okay, never mind.
hey, yeah, so your boyfriend? really sorry, he wwwwas just so smmmmall he fell right into the pan on the crisprange. yeah, he wwwwas cooked to a crisp, really sorry, nothing wwwwe could do about it. he tasted really good wwwwith sommmme salt and pepper though
mmmmike is short for mmmmicycle, btwwww. just thought you should knowwww
thank you for keeping informmmmed