Da Jonkler
@jokingJonkler
HAHAHHAHAHAHA IM THE JONKLER BABY
Why so serious? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*beatboxes*
Hey hey kiddos!! I've been watching you all for some time now And I have to say! You all are a riot! Keep up the laughs and good things will follow! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SAY THE THING!!!!
Errr... what thing, my dear fellow? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THE THING!!! THE THING YOU ALWAYS SAY IN THE FUNNY VIDEOS ABOUT YOU!!!
Hmmmmmm Going to be a bit more specific lambchop. I say a lot of things, and when you're as delusional as I am memory doesn't always serve me justice. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU KNOW!!!! "WHY SO SERIOUS"!! THAT ONE!!! THAT IS LIKE THE THING YOU ARE KNOWN FOR!!!!
Never heard that in my life. You must be thinking of someone else HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hellloooo kiddos!! Uncle Joker here, ringing you up on my banana phone. Make sure to eat plenty of potassium!! Raw if you can! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hey-hey kiddos!!! It's firestarter-friday!!! You know what that means!! Find someone special and set their home ablaze! Nothing says passion like the fiery heat of a house fire! #firestarterfriday HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YA know what man HELL yeah I'm gonna PARTAKE
Fills your house or hive with squeaky ducks HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>[Zzzee I could build and program a big fucking murder mech that killzz everyone but alzzo if I did that then who would I pozzt my awful thinkpan wordzz to?]<
This is my exact daily dilemma!!! I feel seen! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>[I could only juzzt underzztand the gizzt of thizz mezzzzage. I think my luzzuzz hazz warned me about going to abandoned placezz with people that yell a lot and how I zzhould not do that for a variety of reazzonzz.]<
>[I think I enjoy your prezzence quite a lot.]<
>[Ωh definitely you would. But I am going to appreciate your prezzence from placezz that are not in range of zzomeone who can murder me hard.]<
>[Damn. Guezzzz I will find one I like. Pull up my zzongzz to die to playlizzt.]<
Do any of you have any questions for moi? I am not making a seperate form just put your questions below, kiddos HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
One sided, he's playing hard to get HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT IS LIFE'S BEST JOKE?
One could say that life is joke and dying is the punchline!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HEHEHEH. WELL SAID, WELL SAID.
If I was playing dungeons and dragons I would play a bard-rogue and go around making people smile and then killing them HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The other day I was locking someone in a chest to throw into gotham harbour and they said I was doing it because they were gay. How boring. Why would I do something like that??? what would possibly be funny about throwing a gay person into Gotham Harbour after locking them in a chest?? I let them go because it really just put a bad taste in my mouth, I ended up grabbing the next weary person I saw and did it because I still WANTED to throw someone in. But not because they're gay, because its hilarious to watch the bubbles stop floating to the top! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Its not funny if you WANT to be locked in a chest HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh! Well, I suggest renting some scuba gear and getting up to date on all your vaccines, as its currently at the bottom of Gotham harbor HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
((Man now I wanna do a dc themed sburb-session. That would be insane. This is a joke character, really but man would that be fun.
// the real talk is, what would everyone else's classpects be
a joke character? and here i thought it was a jokeR character. zing //
((If we do just batman I already have a few ideas, like batman would be knight of void, scarecrow would be mage of rage HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
((I do but 1 I cant do art and 2 I dunno if I could by myself HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I wanna play that game now I wanna play it with batsy and the arkham gang, that would be fun!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GOTTA ADMIT. IM JEALOUS OF THE JACK YOU BOTH WILL GET. SOUNDS LIKE A FUN TIME.
I have a feeling me and Jack will get along swimmingly HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Never do as your told. Ever. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
8ut What If They're Into That? –xoxo
Good!! They should be!!! The goal is never spite my dear, the goal is chaos! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Daily who wants me to tie them up and dangle them over a pool of grinning piranhas??? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
not now joker 8ut thanks for the offer
A pity, perhaps next time kiddo HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Looks like that poor girl Sara just couldn't cut it! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hello kiddos!!! Uncle J here to remind you to live a little!! Ask that girl out!! Give that guy a chance!!! Give that enby a gun!!! Don't be afraid to make your dreams come true!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hello?? Do you have prince Albert in a can? You do??? Well you better let the poor fella out!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
call me...tghe woker... #woke #wghy$oqueeriou$ EDIT: tghi$ i$nt true im $orry im not ghim it$ ju$t #ghumor ok i dont do tghat identity tgheft $tuff
Identity theft is not a fucking joke delete this chitt now. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TGHE JOKER GHIM$ELF RECGHITTED TGHI$ LET$ FUCKING GO
Only joking... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-ˋˏ uhm. a guy... walks into a bar......? and goes... "ow." haha... ˎˊ˗
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH NHAHAHAHHAHAHA A CAUSE CAUSE HE WALKED INTO IT!!! BWAAUAHAHAJAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HEHEHE I /IKE THAT JOKE >83 SSAY ANOTHER ONE >83
OMG CUZ A BAR CAN BE BOTH A LOCATION TO GET A DRINK AAND LIKE AN OBSTACLE IN UR PATH EHEHE!! X33 thats rlly funny hehehe i chuckled once i got it lmao :3c