Da Jonkler
@jokingJonkler
HAHAHHAHAHAHA IM THE JONKLER BABY
WWhy did the shark spit up the cl☽o☾wnfish? Because he tasted funny! ⋆˚࿔
BWWWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What's red and bad for your teeth?? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
bleeding gums
ok good one
Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? #dark-humor HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
dude this is too dark you need to take this down right the freak now
man what the fuck is wrong with you
She fell off the swing!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jesus christ you psycho get out of here
If you want me, I happen to know a very nice place that you should visit called Arkham Asylum for the criminally deranged. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
If you're reading this, you're in a coma, this is your family and this is the only way we can contact you. You have to wake up, we miss you! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hello furry's?? I have an important question to ask! Do you get fleas? If so, do you prefer them over ticks? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What's that word? Gooblalatorial? Glubalatorial? Its on the tip of my tongue!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ʚ( I Have N♡ Idea, But I H♡pe Y♡u Find The W♡rd :) )ɞ
gubernatorial
BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Actually it was toast.... But thats boring! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
toast isnnt borinng. its very good.
FOR BREAKFAST.... i had... Crime!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ring riiiiiing!!! Uncle Joker here! The other day, someone asked me "Joker, how long does it take you to do your make-up in the morning?" That someone is no longer alive, and anyone stupid enough to not know what "perma-clown" means will join them at the bottom of Gotham harbor. #thisisathreat HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
c< #KaraMasAMA @jOKiNgJONKler asKs: TwO guys escape frOM a MeNtal HOspital. THey are staNdiNg ON tHe rOOf lOOKiNg at tHe rOOf Of tHe buildiNg Next dOOr tHat's 2 far 2 juMp 2. ONe guy says 2 tHe OtHer, "I Have tHis flasHligHt, I'll sHiNe it acrOss tHe gap aNd yOu caN walK acrOss it 2 tHe OtHer buildiNg." THe secONd guys says "WHat dO yOu tHiNK I aM CRAZY..................................................... YOu turN it Off wHeN I was Halfway acrOss." aNswer: tHats a daMN gOOd jOKe, i fucK witH tHat! Https://4Ms.gle/U1PDsvNHYtD3v6D2A >c
a real killer joke, heh
c< it really is, yeaH >c
Two guys are hunting, one of them has a heart attack and collapses, and the other calls 911 for help. The man explains the situation and the operator says "Well lets see if he is dead yet". There is a pause, a few gunshots, and the man says to the operator "Now what?" HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
So theres a lady who goes to the doctor. The doctor says "Maam i have bad news and worse news for you". Lady says "O my good ness whats the bad news". The doctor says " You have 24 hours to live". Lady says "O my god.... what is the worse news". The doctor says " I been trying to call you since yesterday". HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
this is a good one
Ring ringing uncle Joker here, reminding everyone that if you're gonna go out, go out with a smile!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@darkestKnights $Knock knock!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
KNOCK KNOCK!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
No no, you're supposed to say "who's there?" HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH