Da Jonkler

@jokingJonkler

HAHAHHAHAHAHA IM THE JONKLER BABY

Blood: VioletAge: 45 years21 sweepsKult Score: 253Kull Score: 3623 followers 2 following

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

What's red and bad for your teeth?? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@karmaDagger[KD]

bleeding gums

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

A brick!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@karmaDagger[KD]

ok good one

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? #dark-humor HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@sweetbroAndhellajeff[SA]

dude this is too dark you need to take this down right the freak now

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@karmaDagger[KD]

man what the fuck is wrong with you

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

She fell off the swing!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@sweetbroAndhellajeff[SA]

jesus christ you psycho get out of here

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

If you want me, I happen to know a very nice place that you should visit called Arkham Asylum for the criminally deranged. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

If you're reading this, you're in a coma, this is your family and this is the only way we can contact you. You have to wake up, we miss you! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

Hello furry's?? I have an important question to ask! Do you get fleas? If so, do you prefer them over ticks? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

Find my pages!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@jokingJonkler[JJ]

What's that word? Gooblalatorial? Glubalatorial? Its on the tip of my tongue!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@colorfulConnection[CC]

ʚ( I Have N♡ Idea, But I H♡pe Y♡u Find The W♡rd :) )ɞ

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

gubernatorial

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

THATS THE TICKET!! Thank you, my dear. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@jokingJonkler[JJ]

BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN BUGS IN YOUR SKIN HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

Actually it was toast.... But thats boring! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

toast isnnt borinng. its very good.

@xxStickitmexx[XS]

it WAS that good of a toast by the way X

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

FOR BREAKFAST.... i had... Crime!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

Ring riiiiiing!!! Uncle Joker here! The other day, someone asked me "Joker, how long does it take you to do your make-up in the morning?" That someone is no longer alive, and anyone stupid enough to not know what "perma-clown" means will join them at the bottom of Gotham harbor. #thisisathreat HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

Two guys are hunting, one of them has a heart attack and collapses, and the other calls 911 for help. The man explains the situation and the operator says "Well lets see if he is dead yet". There is a pause, a few gunshots, and the man says to the operator "Now what?" HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@awfulCatnip[AC]

:33 < eh, 3/10

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

So theres a lady who goes to the doctor. The doctor says "Maam i have bad news and worse news for you". Lady says "O my good ness whats the bad news". The doctor says " You have 24 hours to live". Lady says "O my god.... what is the worse news". The doctor says " I been trying to call you since yesterday". HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@karmaDagger[KD]

this is a good one

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

Ring ringing uncle Joker here, reminding everyone that if you're gonna go out, go out with a smile!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

@darkestKnights $Knock knock!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@darkestKnights

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

KNOCK KNOCK!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@hyperkineticRabbity[HR]

TOCK TOCK TOCK HAHAHA

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

No no, you're supposed to say "who's there?" HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@hyperkineticRabbity[HR]

WHOS THERE HAHAHAHHAHAHA

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

MONICA!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@hyperkineticRabbity[HR]

NO ITS JOE

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@jokingJonkler[JJ]

JOE MAMA!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@hyperkineticRabbity[HR]

WORSDS STRAIGHT OUTA MYMIND

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