Mspar / Nova
@alieninvasionofOne
Yes *that* alien. ..The one that’s determined to befriend everyone on this planet!!! :D [they/them] [Mspar/Nova/Novalight] [OOC: my own shitty interpretation of MSPAR. May not be 100% canon.]
Howdy howdy! Names MSPAR! I think. My memories a little hazy… Though some folks call me nova! Yes I am in fact That weird little alien freak that crash landed here that people have been talking about for wipes now…trust me I hate it here as much as you do https://i.postimg.cc/zBqDWbrP/Untitled1975-20260709211558.png Feel free to ask me anything!!
Bit of a story time for this post! It’s,, kinda long,, sorry? I remember, when I was a child my mom used to nearly drive me two hours to get our groceries since we lived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere And every time we were there, she would hand me a penny, and tell me to make a wish in a broken rusty ol water fountain everyone used to throw their coins in & every time I’d always wish for world peace or ending global hunger. Yaknow. The works. Of course none of that came true I was like fucking six But my mom thought I was just the sweetest little child ever Anyhow. Today I was running errands with Mallek today because I owed him one And he handed me like two cents and told me not to “spend it all in one place”, The fucking ass And as we’re walking I spot this little well, and as I’m thinking back on that old memory and being pissy at him I decided to be edgy and wish for. The opposite of world peace I guess??? World war in this instance?? Basically this entire planet would just explode in on itself. And i think nothing of it as I’m walking back ..: anyhow like barely even 6 minutes after we got back to his hive, we caught news that trizza was culling people in the exact place we were MINUTES EARLIER So uh. Moral of the story is I’m sø sorry for whoever i just accidentally killed????? For trying to be a stupid little teenage edgelor?????
c< defiNitely NOt yOur fault, yOu didNt KNOw, aNd alsO tHat sHit just, HappeNs >c
c< yeaH, it HappeNs, at tiMes >c
-hey,it's not your fault. -alternia will always be a shitty place,in many of it's iterations. -besides,i know someone else who listens to the wishes,and is currently doing the same towards the opposite side,if you know what i mean. -so,even if your wish did work,it worked towards the positive direction... though still an extremely violent one.
You are genuinely one of the coolest people I know lenera…you have a lot of interesting friends! I wonder if I’ll ever get to meet this mystery person you keep talking about ..hehee But that being said I wasn’t being TOO serious about. Yaknow. Actually thinking I caused that. Although I do still feel guilty I wasnt lying about that part D:
-i really really want to make you feel better,you poor thing. -why don't you crash in for a few cups of tea and whatnot.
Ooc: is there a limit to how many character blogs I can have at once Cuz if it’s less than like. Ten. Then I’m super mega fucked (Maybe i should just rebrand some if i actually DO manage to hit a limit?)
// i got 16 accs, and some people have WAY MORE
(( theres people here with a hell of a lot of em!
(( nah, its no worries! i dont actually know what the limit could be!
(( Technically no limit afaik but once they hit the bottom of your screen they will not scroll (unless you're on mobile in which case disregard that entirely) You can zoom out or shrink your window to access more of your list lol
Nobody talk to me I think i just found out what buckets are actually used for after typing my last post. Burning the rest of my arm off as we speak #buckets #pailing #nsfw # maybe I’d be a bit more receptive to this scenario if it was from someone i actually liked. But it was DUSTY. & From god knows where. # YUCK # Oh god what if I get troll AIDS # IS THAT EVEN A THING???
"Ask 8oxes." If you don't have the glo8es to message me directly, you don't deserve to hear any secrets.
Ah. Gotta love a leak in my roof. I used to have one all the time in my old home,, something about rusty pipes and a way too lazy landlord,, Ah. Good times. Anyhow, I’d maybe be a little less upset about it and maybe a tad bit more reminiscent if it wasn’t also BURNING A HOLE STRAIGHT THROUGH MY FLOOR GOD I HATE ACID RAIN. WHY IS EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET DESIGNATED TO KILL ME IN SOME FORM,,, I found a rusty old bucket stashed in a closet to deal with the mess for now. And burnt my hand in the process but that’s ever so slightly unrelated. Praying it doesn’t disintegrate that too and i don’t end up with a new cavern in my hidey hole,,, #Bucket Posting # did i tag that right?
Keep your #8ucketmentions to yourself please.
Huhwuh? Is this a troll cultural thing again? Hating cleaning supplies?? EDIT:..that sounded vaguely sarcastic I promise I’m not!!!! I’m sorry to upset you ms Serket ,,
You'd 8etter 8e sorry! You pro8a8ly deserve that burnt hand for even 8ringing pails onto the dash in the first place. Like I know there's a lot of #nsfw going on 8ut come onnnnnnnn!!!!!!!! Draw the line if you have the chance!
Ooc: I’ve given up trying to space out the events of my in Character posts. If u see me posting abt being at home in one post and hanging out with someone else in posts barely even five minutes apart. Just. Dont question it ok it’s called suspension of disbelief.. ಥ_ಥ
Hey how the fuck do u edit a reply. Am i just doomed to have my misspelling immortalized for all to see No seriously is there a mod I can dm to delete one of my chits?
Yep you're fucked. Proofreading is a valuable skill.
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welcome to the can't delete shit site mun if you want to edit ur chits u have to go into your account and click on the little edit option on the corner
Howdy howdy! Names MSPAR! I think. My memories a little hazy… Though some folks call me nova! Yes I am in fact That weird little alien freak that crash landed here that people have been talking about for wipes now…trust me I hate it here as much as you do https://i.postimg.cc/zBqDWbrP/Untitled1975-20260709211558.png Feel free to ask me anything!!
welcome, i hope everyonne has treated youu well..
Thank ye thank ye! You aswell!! #ActuallyEveryoneHereIsSuprisinglyNice! # The attitude problems I can deal with though..hehe
You say that but..Are you *sure* you weren’t just staring in a mirror as you typed that? (Finger guns right back atcha!!) <3
WHY AM I NOT ABLE TO EDIT MY MAIN POSTS BUT NOT ANY OF MY REPLIES # sobs in agony at my five billion different spelling errors I’ve made. # if it were up to me they’d never see the light of fucking day # I type like a dislexic # Which at this point I MIGHT AS WELL BE???
Holy shit I’m famous :O https://i.postimg.cc/K8gpx1Bn/IMG-0927.jpg
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Thank you!! I’m glad my trauma is amusing to you (눈‸눈) #NahDWimJustFuckingWithYoi #… #*partially.*
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Okay WOW now I just feel like an asshole I didn’t mean to upset you. I was hardly being serious. It’s just that a lot of my friends use more edgy humor and??? Aaaa????? #ImSoSorry #RealTalk #DoYouNeedAHug
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all of the multiverses surrounding you,aswell as dimensions and whatever else,form a singular sphere. term applied to this sphere is "existence",and there's exactly 3825 of them! each of those is barely the size of my pupil by the way! hello,i am the observer of everything,floating in an endless grey void )(oωo)(
-always such a strange experience,to meet alternative variants of people you know. -every time expecting them to be extremely different,only for them to turn out nearly the same. -not complaining though,i like them the way they are.
Haha I’ll take that at least(?) !! Thank you.. You remind me a lot of my own Lynera too #wellNot”mine” #HAHDHDJDJDNDNA #FUCK
-referring to me as "your own" sounded hella kinky if you ask me. - #suggestive.
no joke, I just choked on my fucking monster energy can for five minutes straight after reading that Thanks for that lynera. I love you too #notlikethatunfortunately #…unless? #openminded…
-was genuinely wondering if you ever thought of going beyond friendship with anyone.
There’s a few people i could name.. though i doubt anyone actually likes me like that :( Id say I’m really just more of an overgrown pet to some people..not naming names though… #aVeryClumsyPet. #ButAlasIllStillTakeIt #EvenIfItDOESmeanMyEgoIsMoreThanALittleBruised
-oh you poor thing,i never knew you felt that way... -you are free to visit me if you wish to take a break from it all. -though,i must say that you wouldn't find me where you would expect me to be,i will need to message you my new location.
<333 My dms are open to you anytime!! You should know that by now ya big ol goof But anyway Is everything okay??! Holy shit did you RUN from your cloister buddies?????????
-i met a strange omnipotent cosmic creature and it kinda resulted in me traveling with it and the others across the worlds. -it's a long and truly insane story.
Wow. Let me grab a popcorn bucket for this actually # Id love to listen to this if you ever feel comfortable sharing?? # because # holy shit # are you having fun there? #…wherever you are?????? You better be # Take me with you that sounds SO RAD
Small proposal: Who the fuck needs genAI or ChatGTP. When you have Me. The clear superior of AI-dom Ask me all your stupid questions people would normally direct to AIs and I’ll try to answer the best I can.. within reason
im talking about bart as in the simpson from the simpsons the one with yellow skin and weird hair
Forgive me for being sø “”””””””””uncultured”””””””””” that I don’t watch the Simpsons. For shame. # I’m being sarcastic. # why do i even feel the need to clarify that. —- A jaudice addled adolescent kid with spikey skin atop his head (“”””””hair””””), A Pinocchio style nose Bulging eyeballs, a tiny beer belly An ear that connects to his neck With zero visible jawline And finally, A massive overbite. As well as adorning a red shirt with blue shorts & blue and white shoes # Id love to see you actually attempt to draw this # Just purely Off my pisspoor explanation alone
I DONT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS! BUT U SAID STUPID QUESTIONS SO IMMA GIVE IT TO YA... LETS SEEEE... HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDIN UP? HA!!! U CANT SEE ME!!! IM FUNNY! OKAY FOR REAL THO IVE WONDERED ABT DIS FOR A LONG TIME : WHAT IS THE BEST. SONG. EVER. LIKE.. NO TROLL BIAS! ARE U A TROLL? WHAT ARE U EVEN!!!
i wanna draw this for real later
I am the Designated auto responderof my less than competent human counterpart Dirk strider. Specifically manufacturing off of the countless brain scans of his twelve year old self. Anyways, the objectively best song in the entire universe is blank space baby. Or if you’re feeling extra ferocious, Call me maybe. You are more than welcome to debate me on this. However just know that no matter what you say (granted that it differs from my own), your opinion is just straight up wrong. This Is just opjective fact # I <3 Pop
LOLLLLLLLLL I MEAN SURE I GUESS! AUTO RESPONDER GUY.. SO U ARENT EVEN REAL :-? TROLL TAYLOR SWIFT IS KINDA ASS BUT ILL RESPECT UR OPINION NOT-REAL-FELLA!
I am real. I’m as real as the waves in the ocean and the wind in your hair. Just because I am machine simply does not make one as “not real” as the rest. Rather, if I wasn’t, then I wouldn’t be here talking to you, now would I? ◥◤◥◤ Also I never claimed she was a good ARTIST. Just that it was an objectively good song. Why. What do you like?
HMM I GUESS U MAKE A GOOD POINT LITTLE MACHINE FELLA. AS LONG AS U CAN PARTY UR REAL 2 ME >:-] I LIKE SHIT THAT GETS MY BLOOD PUMPING! MUSIC IS THE BEST OUTLET FOR ALL YOUR EMOTIONS!! GOTTA PUT ON SUM HARDCORE GROOVY SHIT!
I most certainly can. Thank you Zinnia. In any case, who’s your favorite singer then? Favorite album? If any.
Imnotnormal abt him. Or Her. Was there a point where I was ever actually normal about anything? #TheWorldMayNeverKnow #VaguePosting
Monster Energy save me monster energy…. #imOfficiallyWorseThanTyzias #inTermsOfSleepSchedule #well.ALMOSTasbad. #IThinkIdAccidentlyKillMyselfTryingToOneUpHerInThatDepartment
wwwweakass
maybe I am…**Allegedly**… > <:;;; #YouCanFightMeInTrollCourtOnThatOne #ButSeriouslyHowTheFuckDoYouEvenDoIt
never ask a mmmman his salary a wwwwommmman her age or a lawwww grunt-in-training their secret to staying up for nights and days on end wwwwithout losing steammmm
I just finished Solider Meowbeasts…Twas a certainly interesting read. Thanks wanshi for lending me it! EDIT : Although on a second note I don’t think she actually has Chittr Can anyone from her cloister pass the message on? (｡ŏ_ŏ)
I think I need to stop making friendly heart hands at people… I think I’ve just been giving some of my friends the wrong impression ._. #quadrants #StillHaveZeroClueHowSocialNormsOnAlterniaFuckingWork #ImAIdiotIThink
I just tried to ask someone for directions to a cafe in a city Ive never been to,, and they just handed me twelve cents and speed walked past me. I IM NOT HOMELESS?????? WHAT PART OF ME EVEN GAVE THAT IMPRESSION???? # wait don’t answer that