Mspar / Nova
@alieninvasionofOne
Yes *that* alien. ..The one that’s determined to befriend everyone on this planet!!! :D [they/them] [Mspar/Nova/Novalight] [OOC: my own shitty interpretation of MSPAR. May not be 100% canon.]
Bit of a story time for this post! It’s,, kinda long,, sorry? I remember, when I was a child my mom used to nearly drive me two hours to get our groceries since we lived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere And every time we were there, she would hand me a penny, and tell me to make a wish in a broken rusty ol water fountain everyone used to throw their coins in & every time I’d always wish for world peace or ending global hunger. Yaknow. The works. Of course none of that came true I was like fucking six But my mom thought I was just the sweetest little child ever Anyhow. Today I was running errands with Mallek today because I owed him one And he handed me like two cents and told me not to “spend it all in one place”, The fucking ass And as we’re walking I spot this little well, and as I’m thinking back on that old memory and being pissy at him I decided to be edgy and wish for. The opposite of world peace I guess??? World war in this instance?? Basically this entire planet would just explode in on itself. And i think nothing of it as I’m walking back ..: anyhow like barely even 6 minutes after we got back to his hive, we caught news that trizza was culling people in the exact place we were MINUTES EARLIER So uh. Moral of the story is I’m sø sorry for whoever i just accidentally killed????? For trying to be a stupid little teenage edgelor?????
c< defiNitely NOt yOur fault, yOu didNt KNOw, aNd alsO tHat sHit just, HappeNs >c
-hey,it's not your fault. -alternia will always be a shitty place,in many of it's iterations. -besides,i know someone else who listens to the wishes,and is currently doing the same towards the opposite side,if you know what i mean. -so,even if your wish did work,it worked towards the positive direction... though still an extremely violent one.
You are genuinely one of the coolest people I know lenera…you have a lot of interesting friends! I wonder if I’ll ever get to meet this mystery person you keep talking about ..hehee But that being said I wasn’t being TOO serious about. Yaknow. Actually thinking I caused that. Although I do still feel guilty I wasnt lying about that part D:
100 mmmmg of xanax could fix mmmme i think..
Ooc: is there a limit to how many character blogs I can have at once Cuz if it’s less than like. Ten. Then I’m super mega fucked (Maybe i should just rebrand some if i actually DO manage to hit a limit?)
(( theres people here with a hell of a lot of em!
Howdy howdy! Names MSPAR! I think. My memories a little hazy… Though some folks call me nova! Yes I am in fact That weird little alien freak that crash landed here that people have been talking about for wipes now…trust me I hate it here as much as you do https://i.postimg.cc/zBqDWbrP/Untitled1975-20260709211558.png Feel free to ask me anything!!
welcome, i hope everyonne has treated youu well..
Thank ye thank ye! You aswell!! #ActuallyEveryoneHereIsSuprisinglyNice! # The attitude problems I can deal with though..hehe
You say that but..Are you *sure* you weren’t just staring in a mirror as you typed that? (Finger guns right back atcha!!) <3
Nobody talk to me I think i just found out what buckets are actually used for after typing my last post. Burning the rest of my arm off as we speak #buckets #pailing #nsfw # maybe I’d be a bit more receptive to this scenario if it was from someone i actually liked. But it was DUSTY. & From god knows where. # YUCK # Oh god what if I get troll AIDS # IS THAT EVEN A THING???
Ah. Gotta love a leak in my roof. I used to have one all the time in my old home,, something about rusty pipes and a way too lazy landlord,, Ah. Good times. Anyhow, I’d maybe be a little less upset about it and maybe a tad bit more reminiscent if it wasn’t also BURNING A HOLE STRAIGHT THROUGH MY FLOOR GOD I HATE ACID RAIN. WHY IS EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET DESIGNATED TO KILL ME IN SOME FORM,,, I found a rusty old bucket stashed in a closet to deal with the mess for now. And burnt my hand in the process but that’s ever so slightly unrelated. Praying it doesn’t disintegrate that too and i don’t end up with a new cavern in my hidey hole,,, #Bucket Posting # did i tag that right?
Keep your #8ucketmentions to yourself please.
Huhwuh? Is this a troll cultural thing again? Hating cleaning supplies?? EDIT:..that sounded vaguely sarcastic I promise I’m not!!!! I’m sorry to upset you ms Serket ,,
You'd 8etter 8e sorry! You pro8a8ly deserve that burnt hand for even 8ringing pails onto the dash in the first place. Like I know there's a lot of #nsfw going on 8ut come onnnnnnnn!!!!!!!! Draw the line if you have the chance!
What do you do when you hit on a girl and she takes it as “let’s become friends and start a band, ooh ohh, we should move in together.” …… for context we have live together for a few years and have adopted an alligator that we both take care of.
I’m gonna be real with you for a second At that point I’d just cry dude
You guys seeing those new freaks on the TL too, right?
does anybody else drink the root beer bubbles
Hey how the fuck do u edit a reply. Am i just doomed to have my misspelling immortalized for all to see No seriously is there a mod I can dm to delete one of my chits?
Yep you're fucked. Proofreading is a valuable skill.
tAkE it back now y'all.
-always such a strange experience,to meet alternative variants of people you know. -every time expecting them to be extremely different,only for them to turn out nearly the same. -not complaining though,i like them the way they are.
-for some reason i feel like you're exactly you from where i came from,or at least one of the closest variants. -not meaning it in any negative way,of course.
Haha I’ll take that at least(?) !! Thank you.. You remind me a lot of my own Lynera too #wellNot”mine” #HAHDHDJDJDNDNA #FUCK
-referring to me as "your own" sounded hella kinky if you ask me. - #suggestive.
no joke, I just choked on my fucking monster energy can for five minutes straight after reading that Thanks for that lynera. I love you too #notlikethatunfortunately #…unless? #openminded…
-was genuinely wondering if you ever thought of going beyond friendship with anyone.
There’s a few people i could name.. though i doubt anyone actually likes me like that :( Id say I’m really just more of an overgrown pet to some people..not naming names though… #aVeryClumsyPet. #ButAlasIllStillTakeIt #EvenIfItDOESmeanMyEgoIsMoreThanALittleBruised
-oh you poor thing,i never knew you felt that way... -you are free to visit me if you wish to take a break from it all. -though,i must say that you wouldn't find me where you would expect me to be,i will need to message you my new location.
<333 My dms are open to you anytime!! You should know that by now ya big ol goof But anyway Is everything okay??! Holy shit did you RUN from your cloister buddies?????????
-i met a strange omnipotent cosmic creature and it kinda resulted in me traveling with it and the others across the worlds. -it's a long and truly insane story.
Wow. Let me grab a popcorn bucket for this actually # Id love to listen to this if you ever feel comfortable sharing?? # because # holy shit # are you having fun there? #…wherever you are?????? You better be # Take me with you that sounds SO RAD
☀︎ᯓUsUaLlY I TeLl sPaCe fAcTs bUt i'm cUrI☆Us iF AnY☆Ne eLsE HaS AnY C☆☆l ☆NeS If s☆ PlEaSe tElL Me :☆3ᯓ☾
According to many astronauts space has a very distinct “smell!” (Though considering it’s a vacuum that’s likely not very true..it might even just be the smell of the space shuttle itself haha!!) it’s been widely discribed as vaguely “gun powdery” or even like “seared steak”!! It’s!! Really weird actually… If you wanna check it out I have an article!! Something something I by some god managed to connect back to earths internet to yoink this.. I don’t wanna get into the scemantics of it. Just know it took a LOT of begging and some help from a certain cerulean i know. Point is it’s just REALLY cool https://www.nasa.gov/space-science-and-astrobiology-at-ames/interesting-fact-of-the-month-current/interesting-fact-of-the-month-2021/ #shuttingUpNow #MaybeIshouldActuallyUseMyInternetconnectiontoSendA #SOSsignilToTheGovermentToSaveMeFromThisWasteLandOfaPlanet #insteadOfLookingAtRandomArticlesOnline #ButAlas. #DoubtAnyoneWouldBelieveMeAnyhow #okayNOWimShuttingUp #pinkyPromise
Thank you!! I’m glad my trauma is amusing to you (눈‸눈) #NahDWimJustFuckingWithYoi #… #*partially.*
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☀︎ᯓThAnK Y☆U S☆ mUcH F☆R ThAt fAcT AnD ArTiClE!! I'M G☆NnA L☆Ve rEaDiNg tHaT In a bIt 💜💜ᯓ☾
Okay WOW now I just feel like an asshole I didn’t mean to upset you. I was hardly being serious. It’s just that a lot of my friends use more edgy humor and??? Aaaa????? #ImSoSorry #RealTalk #DoYouNeedAHug
does anyone know why the popcorn button even fucking exists if its so goddamn useless like i could find more uses for my appendix
The popcorn button is just a rough estimation based on some bullshit company of how long they think popcorn “SHOULD” be cooked Solution: kill the CEO’s of Microwave Companys. And I do mean every single one #MineAlwaysComesOutBurnt #NoMatterHowCareFullyITryToWatchIt
you gotta get it at that perfect two minutes you get a bunch of popcorn and some of those seed things theyre nice and crunchy
Finally a man of true tastes. I thought I was a freak for actually eating the half popped kernals. #..kernals.. #whyDoesThatSoundSoFimiliarToSomething..