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β«Έ h4h4h4ppy birthd4y!!!!!!! :-)
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY.
happy day to you
>:ΡΡ happy wriggling day! ;33 ~
:33 < oh yeah of course!! :33 < its gonna take more than that to take down nepeta ^^
wwwwelcommmme to the official commmmprehensive tyzias "lawwwwboundInsommmmniac" entykk pinned chit. read it or don't, i'mmmm not your lusus. q: wwwwho are you a: check the display nammmme q: wwwwhat's your pronouns a: he/himmmm. in a distinctly butch wwwway. it's also literally in mmmmy bio q: wwwwhat's your deal a: wwwwhat's the deal wwwwith a vast mmmmajority of teals anywwwway? wwwwhat's the deal wwwwith immmmperial cruiser food? howwww mmmmany licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? the wwwworld literally mmmmay never knowwww q: howwww can a loving god cause such pain? a: see previous answwwwer q: wwwwhat's actually your deal like for real a: to-be legal grunt of the illustrious alternian emmmmpire as wwwwas mmmmy fate assigned to mmmme the mmmmommmment i hatched and staunch supporter of wwwwommmmen's wwwwrongs q: wwwwhy are you a cunt a: i'mmmm literally nice q: A/S/L? a: 10 swwwweeps give or take / all the timmmme, frequently, wwwwith your wwwwife, and she likes it / arguably in outglut q: do you have hobbies? a: do you think i have "timmmme" for "hobbies?" q: wwwwhat do you like a: i like mmmminecraft. i like wwwweed. i like your wwwwife. i also like unfiltered lukewwwwarmmmm tap wwwwater and stale bread. q: if twwwwo trolls wwwwere on the mmmmoon and one killed the other wwwwith a rock wwwwould that be fucked up or wwwwhat? a: yeah that wwwwould be kinda fucked up q: do you wwwwant mmmme a: nope
i hear gargling sommmme salt wwwwater can fix mmmmawwww bleeding just don't get it frommmm the ocean. i'mmmm talking table salt and tap wwwwater. and don't swwwwallowwww it unless you wwwwant it commmming back up
first wwwworld problemmmms. wwwwall mmmmounted thermmmmal regulator wwwworks too wwwwell and nowwww mmmmy fucking strutpods are freezing. mmmmy god dammmmn tootsies are being sent to the arctic circle
wwwwhat the hell's this saucy little beast on mmmmy floor https://immmmages.squidge.org/immmmages/2026/07/14/immmmage.mmmmd.png
-to all of those who keep asking about who wants you,why don't you just contact eachother at this point. #suggestive #cw-slightly-nsfw -or post spicy stuff of yourself,you will definitely find at least one person who wants you. -not trying to attack anyone,by the way,just offering genuine working advice.
-i really really want to make you feel better,you poor thing. -why don't you crash in for a few cups of tea and whatnot.
c< defiNitely NOt yOur fault, yOu didNt KNOw, aNd alsO tHat sHit just, HappeNs >c
(( nah, its no worries! i dont actually know what the limit could be!
(( theres people here with a hell of a lot of em!
// i got 16 accs, and some people have WAY MORE
I DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN YOUR HUMAN TRIVIALITIES... THESE "APRIL FOOLS" AS THEY WERE......... GET A LIFE............ I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH.................. X
glub glub! #glubposting
im a sexy ass woman nd i fukin own it
"Ask 8oxes." If you don't have the glo8es to message me directly, you don't deserve to hear any secrets.
You guys seeing those new freaks on the TL too, right?
What do you do when you hit on a girl and she takes it as βletβs become friends and start a band, ooh ohh, we should move in together.β β¦β¦ for context we have live together for a few years and have adopted an alligator that we both take care of.
does anybody else drink the root beer bubbles
welcome to the can't delete shit site mun if you want to edit ur chits u have to go into your account and click on the little edit option on the corner
((chittr pls let us edit replies in the future, i just mixed up occult practices accidentally and made rose look like such a larper LMAO))
welcome, i hope everyonne has treated youu well..
never ask a mmmman his salary a wwwwommmman her age or a lawwww grunt-in-training their secret to staying up for nights and days on end wwwwithout losing steammmm
-i certainly can take you with me,if you really want.
-i met a strange omnipotent cosmic creature and it kinda resulted in me traveling with it and the others across the worlds. -it's a long and truly insane story.
-oh you poor thing,i never knew you felt that way... -you are free to visit me if you wish to take a break from it all. -though,i must say that you wouldn't find me where you would expect me to be,i will need to message you my new location.
βοΈα―#iTsβkAy #IuNdErStAnDnβwα―βΎ
βοΈα―ThAnK YβU Sβ mUcH FβR ThAt fAcT AnD ArTiClE!! I'M GβNnA LβVe rEaDiNg tHaT In a bIt ππα―βΎ
βοΈα―:β tHaT'S Sβ cββL!!!α―βΎ
-for some reason i feel like you're exactly you from where i came from,or at least one of the closest variants. -not meaning it in any negative way,of course.
-always such a strange experience,to meet alternative variants of people you know. -every time expecting them to be extremely different,only for them to turn out nearly the same. -not complaining though,i like them the way they are.
you are adorable lol;
>>| blows .up grubcakes with my mind.
Its not that I don't like hugs. It's more that hugs expose a little bit more information about the shape of my body than I'd like people to have. Also Ormici likes to pick people up when they hug. I'm good on being picked up. Quite fond of having my feet on the ground, in fact.
#Lususposting He threw a fit when i put my palmhusk away loll; https://i;pinimg;com/736x/b3/d3/29/b3d3291e0ff5b378f589b0d3210b7b61;jpg https://i;pinimg;com/1200x/a8/4f/4e/a84f4e5c587804d295399681eed1fce8;jpg https://i;pinimg;com/736x/15/d0/f7/15d0f72d1ccdbdf7fe60f59a3c1c2f8d;jpg https://i;pinimg;com/736x/53/45/02/53450248edffc9196e067c8ad234ebf8;jpg
glados is a completely normal character 2 want 2 smash rite like dats NOT a hear me out