Mspar / Nova
@alieninvasionofOne
Yes *that* alien. ..The one that’s determined to befriend everyone on this planet!!! :D [they/them] [Mspar/Nova/Novalight] [OOC: my own shitty interpretation of MSPAR. May not be 100% canon.]
Say what you want about clown churches,, merciful messiahs and generally how religions suck But personally whenever *I* invision god I always imagine him as a middle aged white guy living in a dogs basement…perpetually hunched over his desk like a shrimp Huh. Wonder what that says about me. Or this universe for that matter. #meta
I coughed WAY too hard earlier and now my spit is just. red. how’s everyone else’s morning going today #gore # kinda
:33 < i got shot by a poacher, it was my fault i knew i should've hid the body of his furriend so he wouldn't know something was up
i hear gargling sommmme salt wwwwater can fix mmmmawwww bleeding just don't get it frommmm the ocean. i'mmmm talking table salt and tap wwwwater. and don't swwwwallowwww it unless you wwwwant it commmming back up
:33 < oh yeah of course!! :33 < its gonna take more than that to take down nepeta ^^
Instructions unclear,, I accidentally inhaled while gargling and started nearly hacking my lungs up again # me being a dumbass aside # Thank you Tizzy # so wise
congratulations little buddy that's the wwwworst anyone's ever done it. if you wwwwere a purrbeast you'd be this one https://immmmages.squidge.org/immmmages/2026/07/14/ezgif-45a731d30f21dedf.gif
Normally I’d say something along the lines of “WoW tHaNkS. I lOvE yOu tOo aSsHoLe”. Bjut. you’re 100% right I can’t even get mad at that https://tenor.com/view/qq-%E5%93%AD%E5%93%AD-%E5%93%AD%E5%93%AD%E8%B2%93-gif-5828810855806611451
FUCK https://media1.tenor.com/m/UOQYl0tLL_sAAAAd/qq-%E5%93%AD%E5%93%AD.gif
I was having a conversation with someone and it gave me an idesa!! So i sortaa kinda maybe decided to draw myself if I was a troll? LISTEN. LISTEN. as weird as it is. Just think of it like a fursona in this instance. Or I guess. T. Troll sona? (Is that a thing??) At first i thought id kinda be a teal blood but thinking about it now I guess i really wouldn’t fit anywhere inside the hemospectrum so Ceal ‘blood’ it is? https://i.postimg.cc/SNxKYSnj/Untitled1981-20260714085516.png Shut up about my art skills i already know what you’re thinking
Bit of a story time for this post! It’s,, kinda long,, sorry? I remember, when I was a child my mom used to nearly drive me two hours to get our groceries since we lived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere And every time we were there, she would hand me a penny, and tell me to make a wish in a broken rusty ol water fountain everyone used to throw their coins in & every time I’d always wish for world peace or ending global hunger. Yaknow. The works. Of course none of that came true I was like fucking six But my mom thought I was just the sweetest little child ever Anyhow. Today I was running errands with Mallek today because I owed him one And he handed me like two cents and told me not to “spend it all in one place”, The fucking ass And as we’re walking I spot this little well, and as I’m thinking back on that old memory and being pissy at him I decided to be edgy and wish for. The opposite of world peace I guess??? World war in this instance?? Basically this entire planet would just explode in on itself. And i think nothing of it as I’m walking back ..: anyhow like barely even 6 minutes after we got back to his hive, we caught news that trizza was culling people in the exact place we were MINUTES EARLIER So uh. Moral of the story is I’m sø sorry for whoever i just accidentally killed????? For trying to be a stupid little teenage edgelor?????
c< defiNitely NOt yOur fault, yOu didNt KNOw, aNd alsO tHat sHit just, HappeNs >c
-hey,it's not your fault. -alternia will always be a shitty place,in many of it's iterations. -besides,i know someone else who listens to the wishes,and is currently doing the same towards the opposite side,if you know what i mean. -so,even if your wish did work,it worked towards the positive direction... though still an extremely violent one.
You are genuinely one of the coolest people I know lenera…you have a lot of interesting friends! I wonder if I’ll ever get to meet this mystery person you keep talking about ..hehee But that being said I wasn’t being TOO serious about. Yaknow. Actually thinking I caused that. Although I do still feel guilty I wasnt lying about that part D:
-i really really want to make you feel better,you poor thing. -why don't you crash in for a few cups of tea and whatnot.
Ooc: is there a limit to how many character blogs I can have at once Cuz if it’s less than like. Ten. Then I’m super mega fucked (Maybe i should just rebrand some if i actually DO manage to hit a limit?)
(( nah, its no worries! i dont actually know what the limit could be!
(( Technically no limit afaik but once they hit the bottom of your screen they will not scroll (unless you're on mobile in which case disregard that entirely) You can zoom out or shrink your window to access more of your list lol
Nobody talk to me I think i just found out what buckets are actually used for after typing my last post. Burning the rest of my arm off as we speak #buckets #pailing #nsfw # maybe I’d be a bit more receptive to this scenario if it was from someone i actually liked. But it was DUSTY. & From god knows where. # YUCK # Oh god what if I get troll AIDS # IS THAT EVEN A THING???
Ah. Gotta love a leak in my roof. I used to have one all the time in my old home,, something about rusty pipes and a way too lazy landlord,, Ah. Good times. Anyhow, I’d maybe be a little less upset about it and maybe a tad bit more reminiscent if it wasn’t also BURNING A HOLE STRAIGHT THROUGH MY FLOOR GOD I HATE ACID RAIN. WHY IS EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET DESIGNATED TO KILL ME IN SOME FORM,,, I found a rusty old bucket stashed in a closet to deal with the mess for now. And burnt my hand in the process but that’s ever so slightly unrelated. Praying it doesn’t disintegrate that too and i don’t end up with a new cavern in my hidey hole,,, #Bucket Posting # did i tag that right?
Huhwuh? Is this a troll cultural thing again? Hating cleaning supplies?? EDIT:..that sounded vaguely sarcastic I promise I’m not!!!! I’m sorry to upset you ms Serket ,,
You'd 8etter 8e sorry! You pro8a8ly deserve that burnt hand for even 8ringing pails onto the dash in the first place. Like I know there's a lot of #nsfw going on 8ut come onnnnnnnn!!!!!!!! Draw the line if you have the chance!
Ooc: I’ve given up trying to space out the events of my in Character posts. If u see me posting abt being at home in one post and hanging out with someone else in posts barely even five minutes apart. Just. Dont question it ok it’s called suspension of disbelief.. ಥ_ಥ
Hey how the fuck do u edit a reply. Am i just doomed to have my misspelling immortalized for all to see No seriously is there a mod I can dm to delete one of my chits?
Yep you're fucked. Proofreading is a valuable skill.
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welcome to the can't delete shit site mun if you want to edit ur chits u have to go into your account and click on the little edit option on the corner
Howdy howdy! Names MSPAR! I think. My memories a little hazy… Though some folks call me nova! Yes I am in fact That weird little alien freak that crash landed here that people have been talking about for wipes now…trust me I hate it here as much as you do https://i.postimg.cc/zBqDWbrP/Untitled1975-20260709211558.png Feel free to ask me anything!!
welcome, i hope everyonne has treated youu well..
Thank ye thank ye! You aswell!! #ActuallyEveryoneHereIsSuprisinglyNice! # The attitude problems I can deal with though..hehe
You say that but..Are you *sure* you weren’t just staring in a mirror as you typed that? (Finger guns right back atcha!!) <3
WHY AM I NOT ABLE TO EDIT MY MAIN POSTS BUT NOT ANY OF MY REPLIES # sobs in agony at my five billion different spelling errors I’ve made. # if it were up to me they’d never see the light of fucking day # I type like a dislexic # Which at this point I MIGHT AS WELL BE???
Holy shit I’m famous :O https://i.postimg.cc/K8gpx1Bn/IMG-0927.jpg
Imnotnormal abt him. Or Her. Was there a point where I was ever actually normal about anything? #TheWorldMayNeverKnow #VaguePosting
Monster Energy save me monster energy…. #imOfficiallyWorseThanTyzias #inTermsOfSleepSchedule #well.ALMOSTasbad. #IThinkIdAccidentlyKillMyselfTryingToOneUpHerInThatDepartment
maybe I am…**Allegedly**… > <:;;; #YouCanFightMeInTrollCourtOnThatOne #ButSeriouslyHowTheFuckDoYouEvenDoIt
never ask a mmmman his salary a wwwwommmman her age or a lawwww grunt-in-training their secret to staying up for nights and days on end wwwwithout losing steammmm
I just finished Solider Meowbeasts…Twas a certainly interesting read. Thanks wanshi for lending me it! EDIT : Although on a second note I don’t think she actually has Chittr Can anyone from her cloister pass the message on? (｡ŏ_ŏ)
I think I need to stop making friendly heart hands at people… I think I’ve just been giving some of my friends the wrong impression ._. #quadrants #StillHaveZeroClueHowSocialNormsOnAlterniaFuckingWork #ImAIdiotIThink
I just tried to ask someone for directions to a cafe in a city Ive never been to,, and they just handed me twelve cents and speed walked past me. I IM NOT HOMELESS?????? WHAT PART OF ME EVEN GAVE THAT IMPRESSION???? # wait don’t answer that