Mallek Adalov
@snakeBytes
off the grid ; just straight chilling ; 13 piercings last count ; (Mallek Adalov RP)
8=8 > If two kismeses frot each other is this ragebaiting #nsfw
c< .... i liKe it, KudOs! >c
brings a joyful tear to my eye when i remember that at the end of the day trollbama is a strider now too #oneofus
… Glad my presence is appreciated, although we are simply matesprits at the moment. I would say I am an honorary Strider at best.
dude er mr president i can quote you calling yourself a strider the title has been cemented its too late to back out now
I would not want to back out. I love my matesprit very much. I only do not wish to be presumptive.
fair nuff my b ill withhold my celebrations
mr penis for empress i think;
:33 < sorry ms fishy meowre purrity hawt but its mr penis :33 < mew votes is furr him
:33 < so meowre would have to put mew in mew purrace? ;3 :33 < #suggestive #nsfw
hey whats up lmao
DA ZKY XD
OR, CEILING? X?
THX LAWL X]
#freakposting #NSFW #suggestive getting deep inside a computers wiring = honestly kind of intimate and arousing ngl = that just me;
c< NOt just yOu, tHat sHit is liKe.... OH wHats tHe daMN wOrd.... yOu get tHe feeliN, tHOugH >c
"= not just you.... ="
I'm 8eing #normal a8out this chitt
have you heard of a game called deltarune
▲you gotta get out more▼
it = not that weird cmon i leave my hive occasionally lmfao;
▲did you fuck it▼ ▲your husktop▼ #nsfw
▲quoting you on it now▼
THEY'RE NOT DEAD CHAT; #Joyposting #Joypilled #PLATONIC
yay!
Hi everyone!! Finally got my phone again!!!
c< OH, HellO! >c
✿ "we got bigger fish to fry" is lowkey real shit. cuz like. if i had a bigger fish id fry dat one. cuz more fish to eat. yum
real shiit
Lets catch that giant spawn ig #teamskull
Hey so if someone dms you saying ur chittr accounts been accidentally reported do NOT int; Theyre bots trying to steal info to give to the alternian empire;
What about my vehicles extended warranty?
Mallek did you fall for a spam bot you should really talk to support about that
Unless its a verified account from the official alternia legal team block them;
Oh we might be soooo cooked Mallek.
You really think *Id* fall for a spam; Cmon you know im better than that; It caught me off guard okay; My firewall killed it before any data could be sent thankfully;
So you fell for it but just had precautions set up in case, hehe
Ok ok it's fine, I'm just glad none of your stuff got messed up
LMAO. I was fucking aroud, but I'm glad you're pure of heart.
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on my lusus im not a freak i swear;
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 my feed always has such pretty people on it! i cant handle it sometimes.
Licked the salt rock I was gifted; 8/10 experience;
c< Hell tHe fucK yes >c
Yeah; [https://i;pinimg;com/736x/5a/31/b9/5a31b988de34c48b3e18e25480c26fe2;jpg] #nsfw #nsfwmeme #itsfreakyhoursfolks
slept wrong; necks now super sore; nothing new though; #Backproblems
sleeping at my desk makes it easier to immediately hop back on my husktop; Its efficiency;
I unironically love the cow actually;
A narrow cave sat hidden among the pines, its mouth choked with moss and dripping water. Hikers passed it every year without noticing. Those who did notice often stopped to take pictures. Some never came back. The disappearances were strange. No screams. No blood. Just abandoned backpacks found days later beside muddy trails. Search parties blamed cliffs, bears, bad weather. The woods kept their secrets. But something lived in the Hollow. On wet nights, it crawled from the cave and waited among the trees. It watched with patient, unseen eyes as flashlights bobbed through the darkness. When someone wandered off the path, the forest would go quiet. Then there would be a sound. Not a growl. Not a footstep. Something wetter. Something dragging itself through the leaves. The missing hikers were never found. Only long grooves in the mud leading back toward the cave, where cold water dripped endlessly into the dark. And deep inside, beyond where sunlight had ever reached, something waited for the next person to get lost.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ ōŌōŌōH MōŌōŌōŌōŌōŌbEaS7... YōŌōŌōU HōŌōŌōMe... SōŌōŌōUnDs lŌōŌōŌvElY... lIkE My ōŌōŌōWn 7UnNeLs...
Some Stairs in the Woods shit right here
fuck; anyone got a cure for migraines;
Decapitati0n
c< darK rOOM, water >c
YEEEES ^_^ whacking your head repeatedly on the floor #self-harm
have you tried Tanacetum parthenium ??
c< NO wOrries, id alsO recOMMeNd avOidiNg lOud NOises >c
put pressure / on either side / of your nugbone / right above / and behind / your sound slots
he ate my wires again; poor thing doesnt realize the chords arent prey to eat,,
obligatory lusus post; [https://i;pinimg;com/1200x/81/04/ad/8104ad2b71203e856c2febf8325dedb2;jpg]
