MSPAR
@alienInvasionofone
local alien over here!!! just trying to make some friends :D
THEYRE JUMPING ME #violence
jump them back.
Step 1: have a sword. Step 2: pull out the sword. Step 3: try to say something cool like Leon Kennedy and if you can't bullshit it. Step 4: kill them.
Tengoku demo genki de ne... You wi// be missed.
Please stop slapping my head people it actually hurts
oh my god hey reader i haven't seen you in a bit
Hi!! Yeah just got lost in some sucky time space thing but im back here!
i'm glad you're back haha whats up man
Yall busy horny posting im busy hugging my friends and telling them theyre worthy of love
🜏 ii mɛan u xan do bo♱h ♅
You and the horny posters are both wasting your time. Why focus on sex or friends when you can study the b/ade? Fo/ded stee/ wi// get you further than anything e/se in this wor/d.
Friendmaxxing tonight lets fucking do this
Now THIS I can GET BEHIND!
People asking me what i have down there Nothing bro im so sorry #suggestive
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! #nsfw #suggestive by a technicality
what
Taking a long walk around this place again!! Man been a while :D
THE LEGION OF DOOM AND DESPAIR KEEP FOLLOWING ME IM SO SCARED
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Kinda weird being back here..sorta?? I dunno just feels like i missed a lot :(
Yearning hours…missing that cerulean :( #vaugeposting #yearning #platonic !!
Last post so bad im being taken out back to be shot like old yeller
do.not.do.that
they say im pretty fly.. for a white ball. Hehe. Heh. That was bad.
C★n you lose your p★lmhusk ★g★in?
caught that reference ju§t like that eagle that caught the §occer ball.
Hi everyone!! Finally got my phone again!!!
Oomf 🥹;
c< OH, HellO! >c