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hell yeah
gotta keep it real, dawg
yeah thats my whole thing. i only use apostrophe's incorrectly cause i find it funny
i cast curse of salmonella
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I'M QUITE WELL, THANK YOU BUDDY! YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF NOW.
REMEMBER TO BIND SAFELY, CHAMP. I'D MADE SIMILAR ERRORS BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, AND IT CAN CAUSE SOME REAL ISSUES DOWN THE LINE. :^(
oh okgy because i was eondering https://i.postimg.cc/Y2vkVbZ8/IMG-3405.jpg
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fry1ng y0u 50m3 p3ck-b345t 4nd v3gg135 :3 <>
Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png
Is your sub-zero chillibrator running?
I re★lly never h★d ★ ch★nce ★t being norm★l did I?
ty5m!!!!! 1'll m4k3 y0u 50m3th1ng t0 34t :3 N0t th3 p1ckl3d f15h. 50m3th1ng 3l53 h4h4
1 m34n 1f y0u c4n f1x my hung3r trunk, y0u c4n 5t0p by! 1'd h4v3 t0 DM y0u my 4ddr355 0r 50m3th1ng th0ugh
1t'5 pr0b4bly 54f3. Th3y d0n't k33p 1t r3fr1g3r4t3d 1n th3 m4rk3t. 1t'5 m05tly th3r3 t0 k33p my lu5u5 0ut 0f 1t wh3n 1t'5 n0t t1m3 f0r h3r t0 34t h4h4
date idea i come over to your place abd mix every single food item in the fridge in a bowl and we take turns taking a bite until one of us taps out
fucked on the spot???idk #nsfw
More? I wasnt aware of any medical tampering.
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I really do wish he would go away. I thought you managed to shake him years ago but I suppose not...
keepin my eye on you...... mmwah
oh pls u can just call me roxy hehe gen tho if ur tummy's not used to that amount of sweet then DONT EAT IT ALL IN ONE SITTING WHAT DA HELL!!! SAVE IT FOR LATER ON IN THE DAY OR WHATEVS!!! siighhh pats you in the head and shakes my head ..
STOP EATING IT OH MY LORDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 😭😭😭
looked it up and yeah dang that does look like a super rich cake. id assume if u arent used to dense rich cakes thatd be a hell of a knock-you-outer. hope ur tummy aint dying too bad girlie
specifics grl how much cake did u eat and what kind
how much cake can possibly be too much cake
fuuuuuuuuuuck yes dude im so hungry you the goat
frown it up chucklenuts
can i get at least two bites?
Read Carefully, Your compliment is noted and appreciated, as well as your warm welcome, Vivien. You need not use this medium to give me praise. I find myself satisfied through other means. The same cannot always be said of some officers, so I appreciate that you may feel the need to. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
Read Carefully, Good evening. I was satisfied to Observe the comings and goings of the userbase of this platform for some time yet, until it was brought to my Attention that my Presence was sorely sought after. And with an egotistical jab to my honor, I am forced from my dwelling to make myself more apparent. This is counterintuitive to my efforts, but who am I to deny a man his showmanship? I am at, the end of the night, a duelist myself. So, hello, Chittr. I am Lavell Mirith, Captain of Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations. Violet, of course, in blood. From my brief time watching you all mill your free time away on this platform, I am well aware that my decoration, manners of discipline and testimonies, interests you all very little. So I will not waste my time on them. Know that the decorations are many and my position well earned. There are many of you, flippant in your use of this application and arrogant in the ways that you choose to share your location with any troll that happens to ask for coordinates. Carry on in this way as you would like. The reports will be penned all the same. The appropriate visits, made. Back to the matter at hand. Perhaps I should be flattered that scent alone could make you ache in such a way. If truly you used your deductive capabilities to pin me with such ease, why then was this matter not addressed on that very balcony? Is it truly a trick when the intended "victim" was keen on sharing that drink? The holes in your accusation have cropped up just as quickly as you were to remove the stained shirt. It was hardly a splash and the buttons of your uniform jacket were undone before I could take one quivering breath. It was in that early morning light that you bared your skin to me out on the balcony. I waited with baited breath for you to utter my name in challenge, this is true, and yet, our blades remain sheathed. Tonight I drink to you, First Officer Marech Veylor, in belated celebration to the honor you have yet to bring challenge to me for. May these words deepen your curiosities. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
:33 < owo
Okay well it seems my last post has sparked some concern that being said i figured i should make another post just to clear the air: I make my own decisions so stop speculating!!!! This internet detective nonsense is unnecessary and quite frankly its invasive to my privacy as well as my wifes. If you care so much about me you could keep your nose out of my doggone business maybe!! #Noproblemshere #Lovemywife
The proximity of the enter button and backspace button have damn near gotten me killed. Goodness. https://i.postimg.cc/VkHFnwn6/image.png
Serious inquiry: How many of you actually believe me to be british? Ive just been called "brit boy" and im a bit floored really. You people do realize you can have an accent without being british yes? Its important to me that you realize this.
Finally, someone who understands.
There are no victims! Just totally normal spats in a marriage where one person is pulling far more weight than the other! Please do not spread such baseless rumors.
Oh it is not at all an impossible task, Jake! You just don't like to put in any effort. Seems like that's a theme with you, hmm?
All jokes! Im happy and content with my wife!
Hobbling around with the kind of back pain a man young and spry as myself shouldnt be struggling with for another 30 years at the very least. Really need to stop goading the missus but its an impossible task with her. Always so peevish i say! Dont know how much longer my spine can suffer sleeping on the sofa.
YUM!!!
If you Wiggle your Palmhusk, you can make the image Bounce Around, LOL! Also I think you were eating People Tacos. Or cluckbeast. (Now I'm Hungry.)
what does this mean, vivien?
dude. https://i.postimg.cc/NFx1fDBz/image.png
CL0WN P05071NG?? WHWH3R3 CLCL0WN
you are batshit insane im gonna call the cops or something
am i getting doxxed by a clown?????
no. no you arent.
how the fuck do you know my middle name what is going on
i will pay you 30 just to never say that shit ever again and also block my brother on all platforms file a restraining order even
?
ahh you mad.
fuck dirk strider and im serious
:33 < smash
shit alright. here we go. ((there's a video attached to the post. it features dave standing against a seemingly empty wall, with a heroic/just clock behind her. it's fully turned on the just side. she's holding a gun to her head, and her shades are cracked on one lens. her fingernails are painted in the colors of the quadrants, and she stares at the camera for a moment, taking a shaky breath. "alright so this is probably my last post. casey can you click off of this if youre watching it? so chittr. this is basically all that my emotions built up to. every post i made i was preparing for this shit and here it is. june i love you. karkat i love you. dad i love you. trollbama i love you. so these are my new scars and this is what it looks like when my hairs down. alright now that we got that fucking nothingburger of a suicide note out of the way this should keep me down forever" she takes one last deep breath before pulling the trigger, a loud bang peaking the microphone as her body hits the ground. there is no thud. it is instead replaced by the honking of clown horns, presumably covering the ground. the body is still for a minute, her gore and brains splayed against the walls and ceiling before a crowbar hits the clock multiple times, destroying it.)) #gore #nsfw #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide #suicide https://file.garden/adRzxZ6hMw6EHCJc/IMG_2369.png
I CAN'T BREATHE. https://i.postimg.cc/9fGN8QSz/image.png
Vriska
I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A LONG TIME. OH MY GOD.
Not a problem pal!
I appreciate a good show and all but yeesh you could stand to bring all this baloney somewhere i dont get notifications for it if you dont terribly mind! @gutterfuckingTerror mentioning you guys too since i cant reply to both of you.
My goodness. Whole house mad. https://i.postimg.cc/HnSw-ZqdB/image.png
"c⚣uld" being the highlighted w⚣rd. But signs p⚣int t⚣ y⚣u n⚣t d⚣ing anything.
Hi dirk.
Have a lovely night everyone. Going out again! :)
wAs thAt so hArd
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hmmmm yeah ok youre blue enough i guess you can stay
i really wish there was a blue chick around here to say something snarky in my replies