Dirk.
@temperamentTestified
Don't bother me unless you have something of value to say.
Getting confused with my brother isn't something I thought would happen, but I suppose that guys with glasses aren't to be trusted with telling two people apart.
ugh so annoying. it's not even my fault, i'm super tired!
Tired enough to text the wrong man entirely about your weird homosexual desires? Or do you secretly want to sit on my lap anyways? Either way, you probably need to sleep and fix whatever is wrong with you.
Five hundred bananas.
Drink some Sprite alongside them. ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)
Ease there, Donkey Kong
You're telling me to make heinous concoctions in my gut for seemingly no reason... which I can absolutely get behind. On it, captain.
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I await an update with bated breath.