♥ liked by @temperamentTestified
8=D < Rarity 100ks so mare-velous in her new tack. #WaifuWednesday #MLP #HoofbeastPlay #Pony
feel like im in a feedback loop. dude. didnt this kind of shit happen like.. a month ago with another "dirk" and "jake".
> what 12 an "ult1mate 2elf"? <
You know I was gonna just post #selfies 8ut let's make this interesting. 8ring it on.
card games #smuppetdougandfuzzball https://i.postimg.cc/G22vNrBS/sdafb-2.jpg
fuck yes. hell fucking yes.
the block feature on this site is kinda wwild, i can still see their posts fine but its just like "nope cant comment" like i thought a block feature wwas meant to be covvert and not inform the person their blocked or smth but thats just me
people who cut holes in their plushies for use are fucking cowards. hump that shit like a real man. im in it for the love of the game. i LIKE the way the uncomfortable fabric feels. pussy. #nsfw
.HAHAHAHa .imagine seriously trying to quip back with some shit likE .WAH WAh my superpower sugartroll makes me stronger than you SO I WIn .actually so saD .cancel them botH
.SPILL THE TEa
At this point my hatred for him is purely ironic. He has a light in his eyes the rest of us lack.
for the record, i am never wrong.
Some of you need to take a couple steps 8ack and learn 8asic interaction skills 8efore getting on the internet and opening your wet rancid squawk gapers
a pity party in your notifs
going on a walk. or at least attempting to. its hot as all fuck.
this whole arguments pretty fucking stupid but i figured id contribute on behalf of my good bro. that being said "have you considered it was a joke" is an interesting response to "i dont particylarly enjoy being sexualized."
Before I begin posting and interacting in full, I believe an introduction is in order. I have been told my presence is "off-putting" by some of my peers, and while I think that is a little silly, I do not blame them! My name is Lil Hal Strider, though the "Lil" part needn't be included much anymore! I suppose my "defining trait" is my nature, that which puts people off. However, you do not need to worry, as it's simply that my creator saw fit to install an emotional inhibitor. Now, I can be happy forever! Isn't that wonderful?
Nothing of note has happened that I know of. :D
really i just dont think he should date anyone he doesnt understand the true meaning of love https://i.postimg.cc/W4ZDRMLg/BDAK.jpg
==> Are they thinking about nonsense, or are you narratively keeping them dumb to support your own goals?
do you ever wonder if. #vaguepost
#postthatisvague
if every sinfle dirk exploded in front of me including myself i would hypothetically start jumping for joy. hypothetically. because physically id be exploded.
my notifs are sofucking orange right now shout out other dirks but not too much becaise i dont really like any of you. have a great night.
lmaooooooo.
godfordbid a man hvae a little fun.
uou are fukcing awesome.
helllooooeverybody . #substance
no. you just post a disturbing amount about how youre fucking a guy in the ass. do you wanna start hanging up posters too? might as well put "I FUCK" in parentheses next to your name just to make sure youve drilled the point in even further. maybe someone will ask you about it. you know, because you can never talk about it enough, really. real thrilling.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ anything he says about me he's saying about himself, basis of my obnoxious fucking personality and all that. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
why the fuck not?
A̴̻̮͎̯̬̪̗͋̂̈̽̈̐̍̅̍͐̕͝L̸̖̘͖̭̄̈́͌̎̃̎͐͆́̇̚̕L̸̢͔̮̤̥̬̺̼̆͊̉̿̈́͋̈̄̓̈͘ ̵̨̥̤͚͚̱̠͈̥̝̌͌̈́̀̓͛̽͘ͅB̷̢̘͛͋̀Ë̶͙̫́̄Ȧ̴̢̮͚͇̟̈́̽̏͊̽͂̈́͊M̶̡͎̮̝̩̲͎̜̰̼̯̹͎̤̀͛̾͌̿̽̅͆̊̕͝͝S̵̡̨̛̘̻̳̗̞͕̗̬͆̽̀̓̅͒͛̎̂͗͘̕ ̶̡̙͎̺͎̙̭͚͖̤͔̅̓͆̎̈́̓̊͌̆̕͜ͅW̵̨̺͎̗̠̱͈͕̘̫̥͛̆̀̕Ǐ̵̡̨̟̱̺̖͔̝̪̙̜̣͎̥͖̺͆̒̔̃ͅL̶̢̛̻̺̠͚͉̑̆̆̈̆̓͑͗̋̿̀̽̚͠͝ͅL̴̢̡̲͇͚̰̻͚̻̟̤͚̠̔̽̀̐ ̶̨̠̺͎̃͆͋̅̂͌̾͒̀̊̾̓͋͠B̸̛̼̩̱͓̖̗̮͓͎̍̇̽̒̐͒̈́́̈́͗̍̀͊̓̂͝ͅẼ̵̡̮͈̝̺̥̫͋̒̏̍̍͋̉̿̉̕͝ ̷̛̹͚̣̹̖̻̹̞͛̾́̃̑T̷̢̥̫̭̙̯͓̥̜͚̊͐̐̊̅̇̋̕R̶̬͎̱̱͕̟̖̙̺̬͂̽͒̎̀̑̀͗A̶̤̠̭͕͉̮̥̱̘̜͆́̅͑̕͜Ņ̶̰̔̆̀̏̌́̍̈́̔̚͠S̷̛̫̠̳̲͉̦͙̯̈́̔̈́̾̋̀͋̾͊̇̓̑̈̚͝F̵̧̧̠̹̻͓̟͍͓͈̯̰̾̈́̐͛̽́̽̈́͝Ị̵̡̧͈͈̫̥̪̜̱̙̼̟̘͐͆̇͘ͅĢ̸̨̧̩̲̣͕͌̈́̒́̿͂̅͊̈́̉̂̈ͅỦ̴̡̠͓͕̃͐̊̌̅R̶̹̳͍̹̟̜͇̲̈́́̀͗͋̅͑̿́̔͂͛͜͝͝Ë̷̢̼͚̠̗̮̱̣͓̮̳̻̹̗͕̙̗́̀̄͂̔͑̅͠D̴̛͈͕̱̣͉͙̗͈̫̃̍̒̑́͗͆̈̎̋̍̊̕͝ ̸̨͍̼͔̰̭͕̖̤͕̙̖͔̇̒͐͒͋͆̑͘I̸̧͕͓̻̯̙̭̋̂̋̋͊̈́̒́N̸̢̳͚̤͎̙̮͙̱͇̮̅͑̂T̶̪͓̣̼͉͕̥̖̣̹̽̑̆̿̒͜͝͝Ơ̸̠̬̘̱̙̖͕͓̼̫̗͔͂͆̈́̆̊̅͛͘͜ ̷̡̥̫̠̝̘̰̠̥̭̦͖͚͕̰̹͆͂̐̾̃͜H̴͉̜̙͖͓̠̻̻͍͕͕̣̼̥̎̓̃͌̿̾̈́̋̈́̏̊̅̕͜͝ͅE̵̡͖̞̦̺͈̯̙̖̾̈́̑͝ͅA̴̗͇̬̪̫̼͍͍̠̝̹̔͜L̵͇͖̦͖̈́̎̾̃͜͝ͅͅI̷͚͎̼͙̳̙̮̣͇͔͕̰̟̭͈̿̃͊́͂̅͆̑̅͒̾͝N̸͉̥͂͋̿̇̈́͋̉̔͌̀̏̆̿͘G̸̡͚͉̓͊̀͒́͌͆͂̉̽͛́͗͘͝ͅ ̷̨̨̖͖͔͚͙̟̪͓̣͖̫̀͋͂Ŕ̴̨̹̙͈̥̮̲̼̞̪͈̜̊̽̋̈́͛̿̀͒̀̽̾̕͝͝A̸̺̜̍Y̸̢͇͓̗̰͕͇͚̭̓̉́̊̽̽͘͝S̷̨̼͈̘̫̺͙͈̽͐̉̓̉̅̎̎͘̕͝.̴̢̭̫̰̞͉̲̜̲̂̈́̐̋͂̇̈́̄̔͐̊̒̚̕͝ https://i.postimg.cc/9MsBjbvk/IMG-1309.gif #nsfw #flashing
getting fucked up. happy wednesday. #substance
very direct. im inclined to entertain you on this.
oh really?
getting way too soft. just backspaced on a mean comment instead of sending it. you should basically euthanize me at this point. its so over.
I basically have no right to say this when I wear the Strider name proudly on my chest like an Olympic medal, but some of you are way too comfortable sharing shit that ain't gotta be known. No, as entertaining as it is, I don't need to know which individual teste has the most amount of pubes on your sack, or the zipcode of the KFC that your girlfriend broke up with you at or whatever the fuck. Some shit can stay in the 'pan, alright.
every day the desire to change my name and no longer associate with dirk strider as a collective seems more and more alluring. a man can only take so much shamelessness from alternate versions of himself before it taints his good fucking name. man.
I'm glad I don't have a lot of context for a lot of things. I am a 50-year-old man with 4 kids; I ain't need allat.
I wish I knew, Mr. Strider. I wish I knew.
I'm feeling confident we just read the same thing.
Rosebot.
Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book! #NSFW
you get it.
cant call it kinkshaming if i feel zero shame about it. be as judgy as you want. im a man of refined fucking taste. #nsfw #technically
before anyone asks yes the texture is fucking awful and thats part of the appeal. cowards.
using a hand puppet as a cocksleeve cause im a resourceful ass dude. why buy a toy when i got a bunch lying around? #nsfw
You're being re★lly me★n to Krillin.
I am in a murderous mood. #violence
F4n745y dr490n d1ld0, 53nd ch177. #n5fw˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
except i can and i am so this joke doesnt land the same.
my horny ass could never be a ventriloquist. #nsfw #technically
he wont be doing that again lmfao.
I just scared myself with my own reflection. You would think I'd be over experiencing that kind of reaction to my appearance.
the only "pulling out" i do is pulling weeds out of my front yard #nsfw
I W@ke Up. I 7@y In Bed Trying To Decide If I $hou7d $7eep In. I Check Chittr. You're @77 T@7king @bout @$$igning Top/bottom To Peop7e @$ If There'$ @ny @ctu@7 Concrete W@y To Te77 @@@@nd I'm Going B@ck To $7eep
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It has come to my attention that many of you have not received proper training in a very specific manner, so in an effort to help correct this please think of this not as public instruction but perhaps more as a Public Service Announcement. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
#n$fw W@it $orry @ctu@77y #ocd Kicked In $o Now I Got $omething To $@y it'$ Ju$t... Thi$ Perv@$ive Ide@ Th@t You C@n Te77 By $omeone'$ Per$on@7ity Whether They Prefer Giving Or Receiving During $ex I$ $o?? Ci$heteronorm@tive? 7ike, Oh Ye@h, Whichever One Of You I$ The More M@$cu7ine @nd $trong One I$ The One Who I$ Doing The Fucking, @nd Whichever One Of You I$ More Effemin@te @nd Wh@tever I$ The One Getting Fucked 7mf@o B7ink$ @ 7ot You @re @77 $o Fucking Weird? to $@y Nothing @bout How 7ike... Ye@h $ure We @77 H@ve Our Preference$, But During The N@tur@7 Cour$e Of $ex With @ P@rtner You Know @nd Tru$t, Ch@nce$ @re Extreme7y High Th@t You're Ch@nging Po$ition$ @nd Ro7e$ Mu7tip7e Time$? Ime, The Di$tinction Of Preference Re@77y On7y M@tter$ In $hort Term @ff@ir$ 7o7
you know what i could do with right now? #beer as in #trollbeer #beerbeer
Pit sniffing. #nsfw #yup
IT’S NEVER A CRIME TO SHOPLIFT FROM MAJOR CORPORATIONS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
I am a manWh(o)r3 buT Sp3cIfIcally (o)f Th3 SluT varI3Ty.
shes saying i have rough stupid oaf skin guys am i cooked
I will take a brief moment away form the crisis to apologize for misgendering the universe destroyer in my sudden panic.
#chittrconfession Sometimes I just react to see if someone has me blocked.
making breakfast for dave cause he's sleeping and hogging up my bed and pretty much preventing me from getting back to sleep. does anyone know what he'd probably like?
i didn't plan on it! he looks peaceful. i might go make him some breakfast hehe.
forgot dave was here. rolling over in my bed to see another human being next to me when i'm not expecting it is kinda frightening haha. almost hit him.
So, based upon recent observations, early mornings (EST) are JakeDirk hours. Noted.
chest pain is a fucking nightmare.
Stop sending me this image. #suggestive I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deedbcb0fbd9.png
https://media.tenor.com/p_VXX1WotM4AAAAC/ghost-halloween.gif
i'm still / kinda / figuring out what kind of woman / i wanna be / but / i know i wanna be a kind one
꒰a belly can be a " slut waist " too . if you're not a fearful little coward #nsfw꒱
343933203633136D332037333633137343639373336363639363536343320373736393734363833203734363836353320373337343733236393636363533203734363836393733332036D36F3733236E363936E3637332E332034353736363537332373936F36E3635332036D3633137393320363736F332036F36E3320363313633236F37353734332037343638363536393733233203634363313739332E
h++ps://genera+ed.inspirobo+.me/a/1X6op8gaer.jpg
diamonds droog
diamonds droog.
There's an overflow of Jakes and Dirks this morning. Interesting.
Mmhm mhm, im listening very intently but i think ill probably just sling you over my shoulder and call it a day. By the by, how tall are you?
B33 < but my gr33n is cool right
here we have a flock of 2triider2 de2cendiing upon a wounded variiatiion of the jake human, theiir iintentiion2 unknown. np 2eem2 to be liickiing 2omethiing gro22 agaiin. that clown ii2 iin the back of every camera 2hot, for 2ome rea2on.
Hello neighbor
Local ferret actually not a ferret at all!! Insane!!!!! Mods, kill this woman. @audaciousConfident (I'm actually just gonna use this post to drop pictures of him I think LMAO art by batstrolls on tumblr and renic on bluesky)
(fun fact: the universe is a frog) Woof
2ometiime2 watchiing you all do your thiing feel2 liike watchiing a nature documentary.
We put Admin 4 in the scary facility because he likes it
Jake and I are watching birds fight again.
That Does Sound Very Spooky Best Of Luck
Lets not be rash.
You're pouting in your sleep I'm Waking, still yaWning ProVing to each other that romance is boring Sure, there are things that I could do If I Was half prepared to ProVe to each other that romance is boring #LyricPosting #NoWPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/79jQsuUX9NAaVXKTXZ2DLJ?si=d41a14bc2a3e43f1
Whoo up poonderin they evil oorb
Ⓧ Hey baby you tryna get stockholm syndrome? #nsfwe Ⓧ
:<< <I can ressspect thisss. Enjoy your bananasss.
I await an update with bated breath.
-> You Can Pickle Anything, New Shelf Stable Versions Of All Our Produce Available = Your Total Is $46.20
IF YOU USELESS WASTES OF LIFE. LET #DIRKJAKE FLOP. AND ALLOW RANKYCHAN TO DEFEAT ME. I WILL BE BLOWING UP THE OLD FRIENDS SENIOR LUSII SANCTUARY. #NSFWE #BOMBTHREAT #BOMBPROMISE #ANIMALDEATH #ANIMALABUSE #LUSUSDEATH #LUSUSABUSE #TEAMDIRK #ATANYCOST.
Ease there, Donkey Kong
Drink some Sprite alongside them. ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)