Dirk.
@temperamentTestified
Don't bother me unless you have something of value to say.
bringing up that one time dirk said he wanted me like a really long time ago in every argument we have to instantly win. #lifehack
guy who has a crush on john egbert: ew i do not have a crush on john egbert.
You are the most insufferable little bastard I've ever had the displeasure of talking to in my entire life and it isn't even close. I will kill you.
you have such a hard on for me right now. i am a little flattered and maybe even uncomfortable with the size of the tent you're pitching right now. hahahaha. #nsfw
Yeah, does it really gross you out? Would seeing it up close make it better? Would having it shoved down your throat help with your discomfort? Maybe we can use your tears as lube if your mouth is too dry from all the obnoxious yapping you do, John. #nsfwe #noncon
okay it was funny at first but this just reads like a real actual thought you have and probably jerk off to which is gross. you are gross. yuck! i am also not gay so tough luck hahaha. #nsfw
And I'm sure that you getting your ass stretched out by your boyfriend helps keep up that label of "not gay". Someone should really bend you over and beat your ass for the way you act on here. #nsfw
haha wow you are really weird and kind of creepy! i already told you i am not interested.
Yeah? Not in the slightest? Too bad I've got an hour or two to spare and a good reason to come over. Is your dad come?
Your answer wasn't going to impact the outcome. See you soon, Johnny.
https://i.postimg.cc/W4sChF53/FUCKYOU.png ???????????????
honestly i don't really know or care what's going on, i just don't like dirk strider and i'm taking this opportunity to be vocal and annoying about it! :B
i dated a strider once he left me to lmao
wow. way to handle the situation like adults. airing it out on social media instead of privately talking to one another. bravo, lets get some 3d glasses on and ogle this spectacle. brilliant work you ill-mannered charlatans.
Have you considered that you just got a free reality TV episode right in front of you? Aren't you amused?
> what 12 an "ult1mate 2elf"? <
On an entirely unrelated note, I think that certain people should get their heads bashed in repeatedly until they're nothing but a red stain on the floor. This isn't targeted to anyone who can see it to my knowledge and not spurred on by anything in particular. This is a constant thought. #violence
You look like the kind of guy to get spontaneous wedgies from cartoon bullies.
I don't think I'm allowed to call you a slur but just know that I'm thinking of one right now. Fuck you.
people who cut holes in their plushies for use are fucking cowards. hump that shit like a real man. im in it for the love of the game. i LIKE the way the uncomfortable fabric feels. pussy. #nsfw
If it's one with especially lengthy limbs, you can wrap those around your dick too. Maybe shove your hand all the way up there and use it's mouth to jack off Puppet Blowjob style. #nsfw
I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A LONG TIME. OH MY GOD.
.SPILL THE TEa
.i dont get iT ?is it because hes actually pandeath levels of cringE
Yes. This was a real genuine comeback to me saying that he would be dealt with. I feel sick.