Dirk.
@temperamentTestified
Don't bother me unless you have something of value to say.
> what 12 an "ult1mate 2elf"? <
Dirks too damn busy all the time and jane wont talk to me and i dont know where the hell roxy is its really like everyones got better things to do. Hahaha i remember when they all liked me quite a lot!! Those were the days. Ha ha. I am so tired.
That's just part of growing up and growing apart, Jake. It's nothing personal from any of us. We're just busy doing things in our own lives. Do you really not have anything going on outside of waiting for me to come see you? This is a genuine question.
Oh no i do! Ive got plenty to do! Just miss my buddies is all but i get it! Were all too cool for jake now! No hard feelings! Hahahahaha!!!
That isn't what I'm saying. No one is "too cool" for you and I'm sure the other two would happily spend time with you if you just asked. My circumstances are much different but you know that already.
Sigh. I'll be there soon. I can't watch this pathetic display go on any longer or I'll pop a blood vessel.
I never shouldve complained about him being overbearing really i kind of miss it!! I feel insane lately. Hes always so busy it drives me mad. Hahahahaha! Karma amirite?? HA HA HA. :/
You poor little baby. I'll try to find more time for you this week. I've been extremely busy doing those super important things I told you about in private that you cannot mention here... so it's been hard finding time to answer the phone.
Very interesting seeing certain people in my replies. I have to wonder what brought them to care about my posts at all considering the tension that tends to form between us across all timelines. Much to think about.
Do you hate me be honest.
On an entirely unrelated note, I think that certain people should get their heads bashed in repeatedly until they're nothing but a red stain on the floor. This isn't targeted to anyone who can see it to my knowledge and not spurred on by anything in particular. This is a constant thought. #violence
You look like the kind of guy to get spontaneous wedgies from cartoon bullies.
I don't think I'm allowed to call you a slur but just know that I'm thinking of one right now. Fuck you.
She has far too much cuteness factor for a grown ass man with muscles that size. I feel lightheaded.
You are a very odd man!
Dirk and i went out to lunch. :)
I still can't believe you're able to eat as much as you do. You're like a vacuum when it comes to good food.
I wasn't calling you fat, I was just stating that you have a big appetite. Your weight and the amount you eat have barely any correlation because you are fucking jacked.
They say dont stick your dick in crazy but theyve never said anything about letting crazy stick his dick in you. That being said yeah we mightve done a little more than just have lunch together but we are still divorced! It doesnt have to mean anything really i feel quite normal about it. I feel. So very normal about dirk strider hahahahahaha. #nsfw
Oh, extremely normal. I'm sure a lot of people beg their ex-boyfriends for round two because he dared to pull out instead of finishing inside them. I'm sure they also get so noisy during sex that they lose their voice and have to lie about catching a cold to their friends. So very sure. So very normal. #nsfw
Havent slept any and ive got a train to get on in about an hour. :(
You poor thing. What exactly have you been doing all night if not sleeping?
In regards to my prior post i think i am also more than entitled to complain about the weirdos that are consistently in my inbox considering 4/5 of the responses ive got waiting around right now are WEIRD. Real loserish behavior to imply id be wrong for not particularly loving the attention. God forbid a man wanna have a normal conversation. #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/tJwK9qn1/image.png
The lack of any kind of respect towards you is absolutely disgusting. I don't know how any of the degenerates on this site lack even the slightest bit of shame and self awareness before they do these things. This is beyond normal flirting, this and that other message are just sexual harassment. If there's any justice in this world, they'll all be dead by the end of the night.
people who cut holes in their plushies for use are fucking cowards. hump that shit like a real man. im in it for the love of the game. i LIKE the way the uncomfortable fabric feels. pussy. #nsfw
If it's one with especially lengthy limbs, you can wrap those around your dick too. Maybe shove your hand all the way up there and use it's mouth to jack off Puppet Blowjob style. #nsfw