♦ pitied by @temperamentTestified

i dated a strider once he left me to lmao
ok since clearly there arent enough freaks on this website to take customer feedback im gonna have to test the smuppet firmness scale myself the things i do for quality product #nsfw #killme
getting way too soft. just backspaced on a mean comment instead of sending it. you should basically euthanize me at this point. its so over.
every day the desire to change my name and no longer associate with dirk strider as a collective seems more and more alluring. a man can only take so much shamelessness from alternate versions of himself before it taints his good fucking name. man.
he wont be doing that again lmfao.
chest pain is a fucking nightmare.

Stop sending me this image. #suggestive I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deedbcb0fbd9.png
⬭ think i ate something bad. been doubled over the load gaper all night. ugh. ⬭
you are literally the worst and i wish you'd get rid of that post!
thank you for airing out all my business i guess!!!
ugh so annoying. it's not even my fault, i'm super tired!

