I cannot fucking imagine stooping to such a level. I cannot imagine being that much of a desperate, whiny fuck. I cannot wrap my brain around even entertaining the thought for a mere moment. "Hey! I think I should do the dumbest fucking thing anyone has ever done... and then proceed to do the NEW dumbest thing anyone has ever done!" Only he could actually manage to have such an intelligent thought process. I thought that maybe dragging him along through this entire setup of dates and arguments and blah blah blah would eventually lead to something favorable, but no. I did not take into account how much of a fucking disappointment he truly is. I did not think, even for a moment, that he would seriously kiss the ground in which the most annoying man in the universe walks. That one specifically, I mean. Everyone involved needs to be shot dead and I mean that with my whole heart. If God loves me, he will strike them all down one by one in various gruesome ways so I don't have to waste time and energy on doing it myself.
Sorry.