bringing up that one time dirk said he wanted me like a really long time ago in every argument we have to instantly win. #lifehack
You are the most insufferable little bastard I've ever had the displeasure of talking to in my entire life and it isn't even close. I will kill you.
you have such a hard on for me right now. i am a little flattered and maybe even uncomfortable with the size of the tent you're pitching right now. hahahaha. #nsfw
Yeah, does it really gross you out? Would seeing it up close make it better? Would having it shoved down your throat help with your discomfort? Maybe we can use your tears as lube if your mouth is too dry from all the obnoxious yapping you do, John. #nsfwe #noncon
okay it was funny at first but this just reads like a real actual thought you have and probably jerk off to which is gross. you are gross. yuck! i am also not gay so tough luck hahaha. #nsfw
And I'm sure that you getting your ass stretched out by your boyfriend helps keep up that label of "not gay". Someone should really bend you over and beat your ass for the way you act on here. #nsfw
haha wow you are really weird and kind of creepy! i already told you i am not interested.
Yeah? Not in the slightest? Too bad I've got an hour or two to spare and a good reason to come over. Is your dad come?
Your answer wasn't going to impact the outcome. See you soon, Johnny.