#lifehack
o| GrOw a sTaChE AnD YoU CaN KeEp yOuRr fOoD SaVeD FoR LaTeR #lIfEhAcK |o
K--<messaging your exs past self on trollian so you can talk to a version of her that still loves you #lifehack
I Love Having The Attention Span Of A Gnat Cuz It Usually Means I Only Have To Think Of What To Eat Once A Night The One Time I Remember I Haven't Eaten #lifehack
!!!> LIFEHACK:Instead of sweetening your evening bean juice with sucrose!!! Try the blood of your enemies!!! #lifehack #violence <!!!
!!!> LIFEHACK:Sleep is for the weak!!! #lifehack <!!!
!!!> LIFEHACK:A free tattoo is always a good idea!!! #lifehack <!!!
!!!> LIFEHACK:Spice up your next panic attack with a #harmonica!!! #lifehack <!!!
!!!> LIFEHACK:Hi Chittr!!! [POPUP BLOCKED] Here to drop some amazing hacks to make Alternian life easy!!! #lifehack <!!!
ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PAINT YOUR MODDED VEHICLES RED WHEN YOU'RE DONE CUSTOMIZING THEM. THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL SIGNIFIER THAT THEY'RE THREE TIMES AS FAST AS AN ORDINARY SPECIMEN. #MIGHT_EVEN_GET_A_PITCH_FLING_OUT_OF_IT #LIFEHACK
if you ♯lock-in like a ♯delusionalpsychopath you can actually get what you want ♯sooner ♯lifehack


