Good morning. Another #LifeHack, morning can be any point of the day you awaken. Don't allow the social structures of "time" dictate your life.
Good god, are you threatening to take me outdoors? Into a lake? Will they find my corpse in this lake? #CW-death #CW-Drowning #CW-Why are all our conversations returning to death threats?
how fucking dare you take that back time is real time is always real fucked up
you wouldnt be so lucky lalonde i would take you outdoors and make you ACTUALLY fish enjoy the great outdoors instead of locking your pasty ass in the darkest dungeons and locked behind ominous double doors with a red health bar above your head
Settle down, cowboy. Someone had to instill that your aspect is, simply put, full of it. Also, aren't you supposed to be dead?
You would chip away at my stamina like a beast. Fine. We shall fish under the stipulation you will eat whatever I catch. No matter what. :)
arent you supposed to be married shit sorry lowblow okay i take it back i take it back
i know this is ominous and foreboding r.l bs but im shaking like a pooch on crack at the idea of us actually going fishing
Goodbye, Dave. I'll lay another cigarette by your stuffed mantle. May you enjoy the eternal frustration of being unable to smoke it, ever again.
Strider, the joy I feel in my heart knowing you will choke on every minuscule fish bone, cursing the day you were born, will almost make it worth it. Almost.