Tagora Gorjek
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READING ONTO THE RECORD! Chapter One: "Bel..." said Jakobi. "D-awoo y-awoo really mean it?" "Yes," she said, throatily. "I do..." "I'm so shocked y-awoo dumped Troll Edward for me... but it feels right..." "He was pitch for you the whole time, by the way," Izabel said, her voice hoarse with amusement. "Which is unrelated, but you deserve to know..." "That explains a lot." Said Jakobi huskily, his hair rippling like badass wolfbeast-fur instear. His skin shone with sweat instead of bullshit sequins, because he is sexy. "Anyways, yeah, he was really controlling & I was only into him in the first place because... I thought I only deserved to have second best..." "I would not go so far as t-awoo call Troll Edward *second* best," Jakobi said, before he could help it. They both laughed sexily, & also their clothes fell off.
Well. I suppose everything has just worked out neatly, and there was no need for prior hysterics at all. That being said, I’ve elected to learn nothing from the situation and will almost certainly continue to engage in aforementioned hysterics whenever the opportunity arises.
Interview with the Rainbowdrinker >>>>>> The Rainbowdrinker Lestat.
OBJECTION! HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK IN YOUR LIFE
There is NO WAY you actually disagree with this. You are being contrary on purpose JUST to annoy me, I *know* it!!!!
CONCUR WITH OPPOSING COUNSEL! well, yes. i don't give a shit about rainbow drinkers
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Hey, Buddy. Everything Okay?
A brief lapse in judgment, is all. #Lotus
#LifeHack #BusinessTip https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2632.jpeg
[|87 :: Now TH1S ;s what 1'm talk;n about.
#lik£busin£sstip!!
Thank you for this @ardourCorvidae. I’m printing it out and putting it on my desk as a reminder. #BusinessTip https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/businesstip.png
Lik£, LOL. Lik£, no probl£m lik£ OMG.<3
☼ Things /are/ beautiful and true. ☼
I think I’m going to have to kill this guy, Princess Celestia.
☼ Please, there is no need to resort to hurting others when a good talking to is just as effective. ☼
On EVERYBODY’S SOULS we, YES WE, hope a ceiling fan FALLS ON EVERYBODY, RIGHT NOW.
GOD. FUCKING. DAMN IT.
▲L▼
What happened!! :(
Don’t ever say things that are beautiful and true to people. IT WILL BACKFIRE. #LIE. #HATE. TYPO I MEANT #LOTUS. #BUSINESSTIP.
who hurt you...
#NoOne. #Lotus. #LotusFlower. #Unharmed. #LotusFlower.
You know what. I’m not mad. I’ve never experienced “being mad.” One might even call me a lotus flower. Due to how not mad I am and have always been.
What happened this time tagora
▲Galekh▼
NOT Galekh! Why would you assume it’s Galekh! Don’t answer that.
Nothing. I’m #lotus. It will be handled. Swiftly.
you'll just pissed off
I had to check to see if something had happened that I was not aware of. Typically it IS me¹ so when you said this with such confidence I had no choice but to go look through my text conversation with Tagora to ensure I had not sent him something in my sleep, as amusing as that would be to find out. ¹ Eight times out of ten.
Oh boy
FUCK OFF QUICKLY.
+ 650 You’re lying because I’ve never been mad fee
▲all i did was say his name▼ ▲You can assume it's an accusation if you want i guess▼
IS THIS MISERABLE MARGARITAVILLE HAG SERIOUS.
CROSS EXAMINATION! WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING
DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
#SoTrue https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2616.jpeg
POINT OF ORDER! i do not want to be judged based off of my opposing counsel they're so stupid!!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Chapter One: "Bel..." said Jakobi. "D-awoo y-awoo really mean it?" "Yes," she said, throatily. "I do..." "I'm so shocked y-awoo dumped Troll Edward for me... but it feels right..." "He was pitch for you the whole time, by the way," Izabel said, her voice hoarse with amusement. "Which is unrelated, but you deserve to know..." "That explains a lot." Said Jakobi huskily, his hair rippling like badass wolfbeast-fur instear. His skin shone with sweat instead of bullshit sequins, because he is sexy. "Anyways, yeah, he was really controlling & I was only into him in the first place because... I thought I only deserved to have second best..." "I would not go so far as t-awoo call Troll Edward *second* best," Jakobi said, before he could help it. They both laughed sexily, & also their clothes fell off.
I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.
No, now everyone knows *you’re* on #TeamJakobi. All of #TeamEdward are flocking to me in gratitude now that I’ve shone a light on your true nature.
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE! #TeamJakobi & #PROUD, you anemic freak
I BET IF I THREW A STICK YOU’D CHASE IT.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! IF YOU THREW A STICK I WOULD CHASE *YOU* WITH MY *BATTLEAXE*
AND I WOULD EASILY ESCAPE BECAUSE ALONG THE WAY YOU WOULD BE DISTRACTED BY A BOWL OF KIBBLE ON THE SIDE OF THE STRUTPATH!!!
POINT OF ORDER! YOU WOULD PASS OUT FROM BLOOD LOSS BEFORE YOU MADE IT 3 STRUTS AWAY
WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT LIGHT.
RE: WHATEVER HELPS ME SLEEP AT LIGHT! yeah, like not being watched by a rainbow drinker while im in the fucking slime!!!!
WOULD THAT YOU WERE SO LUCKY.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i just want to make sure we're all on the same page here. Let the record reflect that is the saddest shit i've ever heard get said
I need to move to a new city. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2551.jpeg
3> That's what you get for living in Outglut. <3
wtf do u literaly live in hell?
▲yeah, crazy night▼
Rough.
Pretty much.
What is “gay pride,” anyway. What are they proud of.
c< beiNg gay, duMbass >c
Being awake past ten o’clock will have you thinking blatantly untrue things like “that might have been a disproportionate emotional response” and “maybe I *am* crazy.” It can be convincing in the moment, but just remember that it’s actually always a man’s fault instead. #Trust #SelfHelp
Today I will wear my white button down.
Instant Rechitt.
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I pressed a large unlabeled button at work tonight out of curiosity and there was a loud sound beneath the office followed by a distant scream of agony. #ShouldveGuessed
You wouldn't have time for a #DailyQuest if you had a #FullTimeJob.
Finally someone says it.
all the more reason not to have one
I thought you were omniscient. What is with the speculation.
TING!
It wasn’t speculation, it was a statement that suggests what your attitude appears to be.
- EXACTLY, mma'amm 🙌🙂↕️