Tagora Gorjek
@taxCollector
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You wouldn't have time for a #DailyQuest if you had a #FullTimeJob.
Finally someone says it.
all the more reason not to have one
I thought you were omniscient. What is with the speculation.
It wasn’t speculation, it was a statement that suggests what your attitude appears to be.
- EXACTLY, mma'amm 🙌🙂↕️
POINT OF ORDER! jury nullification is out. jury yassification is in
everyone has their friend wwwwho's wwwwillfully digging their owwwwn grave. i wwwwon't say anything though it'll be mmmmine too #loyalty
I dig my own grave on the regular.
Pick up a shovel. #Loyalty
Too bad.
Remember the hot woman from Holes the movie? Do it for her.
mmmmaybe she'll use mmmme as an ashtray if i mmmmake mmmmyself useful. fine i'll pick up the shovel it'll be a good thing to have on hand in case i decide it's your timmmme.
So convenient. If it’s our* time, the grave’s already right there to fall into.
It’s always “Tagora, you have a problem” and never “Tagora, thank you for turning the light on and off nine to twelve times to prevent me from being culled. It probably felt really good and I’m SO grateful that you saved my life.”
and yet people have the gall to apologize to mmmme on your behalf.
My thoughts exactly.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's always so sad to see people betraying their friends for no reason. couldn't be me: i only betray my friends when it gives me a significant advantage
i don't think that's much Better.
CLOSING STATEMENT! my friends know where they st&.
RE: ARENA STICKBALL BAT! better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot
Completed my promised perigeely audit of Tyzias’s search history. Why does she even bother to come into work. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2043.jpeg
(„• ᴗ •„) It's the thought that counts!
obsessed mmmmuch?
btwwww there is an online mmmmug store wwwwith a perigee mmmmugbox and i'mmmm looking forwwwward to mmmmy first one. 25% off your first four perigees wwwwith mmmmy code #KYS
You say obsession, I say routine maintenance.
i prommmmise this mmmmakes you commmme off as a wwwwell adjusted individual.
On the night you can’t remember which site you found your very important academic source on, you’ll be grateful for my neat and easy directory.
It seems counterproductive to post the outfit one plans on wearing to an anonymous event, so just be assured that I will “have that shit on.” *____ - 50 Swear jar + 50 Return of swear jar (direct quote clause)
How many times can one troll look up “watch inuyasha DUB ON/Y on/ine no virus /EGA/?” I’m printing copies of Tegiri’s search history and it takes up at least four pages.
can i get a copy this sOUnds funny as fuck
I usually don’t go handing these things out willy-nilly, but they are quite humorous this wipe. Hits like “gurren /agann a// nodachi fights compi/ation” and “how to /earn kamehameha.” I’ll forward some to you. + 50 Sharing of evidence fee + 500 Security deposit to be refunded as long as you don’t make fun of him TOO much
you've just legit got nothing better to do, huh. send the files
This was always the plan.
I’ll still be printing yours out next, BTW.
mmmmake sure to include the repeated jhermmmma vods queries. every last one of themmmm
I’m nothing if not a stickler for journalistic integrity.
An.o°ther night an.o°ther n.o°nacaegar #grindset
youll get em next t1me champ
What? I did get em nine .o°f them evvevn
READING ONTO THE RECORD! just saying, if MY hive had a hallway that took 5½ minutes to walk down, i would not be ungrateful
Just realized my hive is 1/4” bigger on the inside than on the outside but I have a job so IDRC about that right now.
OBJECTION! pretty sure The Navidson had a job
I’m different. #ImDifferent
I’m not going to another teal rager for at least five business perigees. At some point I fell asleep and when I woke up, it was 24 hours later and I was in the middle of a courtblock actively giving a closing argument.
i am not teal but may i come as my matesprites plus one to t+e next
If you’re invited, feel free. Just be careful around these animals.
Of course I did. *____
Well, it isn’t a *preferable* situation to be in. And yet I know I will be doing it again.
This drink is tasting like walking directly into traffic without looking both ways to pedestrian flex and cause a five-buggy pileup. #WatchThisSpace
The club blew up. #ItsTimeToBeReal https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1853.jpeg
Wasn’t my fault.
I’m not ruling it out.
I had to get out of the club. I was in there saying things like “perchance” and “thrice.”
fuck y𖤉u c⟢nt spring perch⟢nce ⟢nd thrice 𖤉ut in the club n𖤉 n𖤉tice
ᐖ PERᑈHANᑈE ᐛ
gOrgOr what the fuck ArE yOU dOIn man
In yhe club saying perchance and thrice.
A lesson some must learn from experience.
m¡ght as well throw a 'hark' ¡n there too next t¡me
Oh my god. Finals wipe is finally OVER.
@tallyKissing You and me. The club. Expeditiously.
Congratulations. Out of respect for this accomplishment I will stay my hand away from the hate reaction for this chit. I sincerely hope you enjoy 'the club' and have no ulterior hope that you make any sort of fool of yourself there. Please have fun.
Awwwwwww. So cute.
And for the record, I still hang out with Tyzias for much the same reason. Anyone else would have already culled her by now, and then who would copyedit for me? And, of course, she’s still under that NDA from when we were four.
for the record i hang out wwwwith himmmm not because his taste in mmmmen is sommmmehowwww wwwworse than his taste in cigarettes, but because anyone else wwwwould cull mmmme outright for the quality of mmmmy drafts
An angelic note literally plays every time someone buys a pack of Luckies and you can’t handle it.
sad to see commmmrades desensitized to the screammmms of the tortured but it's better for everyone in the long run
asked @taxCollector for a bummmm and this wwwwas on mmmmy desk wwwwhen i cammmme back. https://wwwwwwwwwwww.immmmage2url.commmm/r2/default/immmmages/1778260924280-36718ce2-ef55-4260-be50-64ce71028ea1.jpg
man i don't EvEn know half the shit i got but thErE's sOmE fUckIn funny OnEs lAyIn AroUnd hErE for sUrE
Very typical of him to not even have the decency to either hand it over directly without the clearly petty display of placing it in a sealed container on your desk, or to simply refuse to hand one over at all if he is going to be like that about it. I am sorry that you have to deal with his constant petty displays and immature attitude on not only a regular basis but in a professional setting.
i don't get why you put up with him / i'm sorry / that's annoying
You are just asking to get a large object dropped on your skull from a great height.
i got used to it over the course of our lifetimmmme. all things considered *i* should be sorry for *you.* then again you seemmmm to be signing up for himmmm wwwwith full wwwwillingness and wwwwhatever faculties are at your disposal, so i'll save the pity.
fair enough / do you want me to secretary for you again?
Tagora, please. Be respectful of Tyzias' time and save the flirtations for when you are not under her post. Have some decorum.
In the interest of respecting Tyzias’s time, imagine I replied in a suitably irritated fashion. + 50 Outsourcing fee