Tagora Gorjek
@taxCollector
Contact me for legal advising, representation, comments, queries, or concerns. Fees and standard rates may apply.
Bitches will try to file a class action lawsuit and yet have no class, don’t get action, and don’t own a suit. *____
↘️it is always #eridanweek and never #jobweek.↘️ ↗️WHY.↗️
IT IS ALWAYS JOB WEEK IF YOU LOVE YOUR JOB¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ I LOVE MY JOB¡¡¡¡
call it #jobwweek in your think pan if you must
【 Because too many people on this website are terminally unemployed. 】
↗️THIS IS LITERALLY TRUE. A MILLION EMPTY WORKSQUARES AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING IT ALL THE WAY TO THE CORPSEBOX, ZERO CAEGAR TO THEIR CHEQUEBOOKS AND HIVES DETERIORATING.↗️ ↘️sad.↘️
#Been there #Done that, daleee
#Goddamnit #ImComing (under duress) to #EridanWeek #TyziasEntykkOwesMe #500Caegars
dude u dont wanna miss it troll bruno mars is gonna be there!
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#He blocked me as if I won’t sign his big indigo ass up to receive ruffiannihilator recruitment promotions five times a night. This flirting shit easy #WhenTheyGoLowGoLower
You should always be texting men trick questions about unwinnable scenarios like “if I was replaced with an exact replica of me would you date it” and getting mad no matter what the answer is. #WasteHisTime
ive never thought of thiss befure thanks
Actually brilliant
You know, I actua//y thinking ki//ing peop/e is making the wor/d a better p/ace.
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"AND HIT $£ND IT."
"THI$ ON£$ GOOD. L£T$ PO$T IT."
Just saw somebody get evaporated by a food service drone for ordering a water cup and filling it with a carbonated beverage. #RookieMove
This is why it is much safer t.o° .o°rder s.o°da fr.o°m a trained pr.o°fessi.o°nal with sweeps .o°f experience in the art .o°f pr.o°curing s.o°da and carb.o°nated beverage pr.o°ducts rather than risking y.o°ur .o°wn life and limb as great as the reward may bec.o°me
Hey wait I didn't sign .o°r agree t.o° anythis
piss .o°kay well n.o°w that I highlight y.o°ur text I can see it s.o° fair play I am supp.o°sing .01 f.o°nt size is impressive but I am n.o°w f.o°rmally severing any binding c.o°ntract existing between us due t.o° my .o°riginal message c.o°unting as c.o°nsent and signature acc.o°rding by t.o° Secti.o°n III.1a.4 by inv.o°king Clause XIV.32d.1 f.o°und in Secti.o°n VI.2f.8 and yes I understand that inv.o°lves the rev.o°cati.o°n and unbinding fee as well as reimbursement f.o°r wax sealing but that is what I am d.o°ing n.o°w
You know what? Touché. + 150 Revocation and unbinding fee + 50 Reimbursement for wax sealing
You look at this post and nod in satisfaction, but do not otherwise interact, lest you activate Subclause LC.III.12r4.
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some motha fucks aint efin worth a trial boat fairs fair sometimes ya gotta let em make they own cocoon
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Impossibly long night. The most insufferable client, a list of demands that ended in insisting to be heard in front of His Honorable Tyranny like that’s just something I can make happen for a personal injury settlement, and in the end the accused shows up and they settle it by strifing anyway, so why even hire me in the first place. What-EVER, #OFFTHECLOCK. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0282.jpeg
Make Yourself A Cocktail And Relax Dearie, You’ve Earned It.
LOL, did your client even win? Tell MMe you charged double for the inconvenience.
They were absolutely destroyed. It was embarrassing. Believe me, charging double is an understatement.
Asunder is basi€ally the most €lassi€ way to be torn, and if you're looking to be €left, in twain is a vintage but stunning €hoi€e.
𝄞 and what w♡uld u rec♡mmend f♡r s♡me♡ne trying t♡ get wrecked? ;) #nsfw 𝆕
SIDEBAR! your highblood can opposing counsel please clarify if they ever actually passed the fucking bar because i doubt it #law
SIDEBAR! or elementary schoolfeed actually like
Another night, another fifteen collide-and-scamper cases. #RiseAndGrind #IfYouHaveBeenHitByAVehicleLMK
i hit pEoplE with vEhiclEs. yOurE wElcomE.
Hmmmm. In that case, I may have a (totally unrelated!) business proposition for you.
i lIkE thOsE. i AlsO lIkE nEvEr rEadIng fInE print if that helps.
You sound like my kind of troll. I’ll be in touch with information shortly. *____
t+ey worry about t+e drunk drivers but never t+e +ig+scores t+at can be ac+ieved by t+e sober ones #substances
I believe I prefer Twinks.
guys do you think i stand a chance
not sure i can support this one #bearsforever
That is alright. I am still learning the terms, perhaps I will eventually prefer Bears.
Anyway. #OffTheClock https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0179.png
damn is your lusus an alcoholic? that's kinda sick, h3ll y3ah.
Well, I wouldn’t go so far as to say she’s an *alcoholic.* But she knows how to enjoy herself.
The endless pasta at Olive Lawnring does, in fact, have an end. #FalseAdvertising
POINT OF ORDER! **i meant + 100 sabotage fee, you quirk is impossible
That’s what happens when you use take the weapon out of the master’s hands.
OBJECTION! i don't believe you filed for copyright where's the patent
IRRELEVANT question which I see no need to provide further evidence for. #Overruled
POINT OF ORDER! YOU CAN'T OVERRULE ME???? BITCH i mean uh uh OBJECTION! lack of foundation under 901(7) evidence of public records the record of this copyright has not been established and therefore it is inadmissible in court today, we simply ask that opposing counsel lay that foundation before moving on with their testimony OBJECTION! also hearsay objection under rule 802 as this is an out of court statement and therefore cannot be used for the truth of the matter asserted ergo opposing counsel needs to stuff it and + 100 you cant fucking overrule me gorjek what is this. fee.
WATCH THIS SPACE. + 100 Overruled + 100 Overruled + 150 Overruled (upcharge) + 100 Overruled + 100 Overru
#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0169.jpeg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHID TUFF!! FIRE!!
Cȯuld I bum ȯṅė??
|| #RECHITT | OVER ||
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I needn’t further discuss the exemplary capabilities of my devouring orifice.
When your client perishes in a freak accident before you can officially move to courtblock but it’s fine because they were lowkey guilty and now you still have an unmarred win rate >>>>
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! yeah, i have no idea how purple bloods are the ones that ended up with the intimidating reputation... anyways, while we're here, i just remembered i was going to ask if you're free tomorrow? i was hoping to pick your brain about citing a precedent for a case that falls more under your area of expertise than mine. i'll cover lunch this time
- Oh... haha... legislacerators... be careful, all of this commpetition mmight mmake a fellow feel a little conciliatory...
Well, what do you know, my midnight hour does seem to be open. I’ll go ahead and pencil you right in. *____ + 10 Pre-emptive lunch cover fee
Quintuple texting a man you aren’t sure cares if you live or die >>>>>>
#rėchitt
You first. *____ + 50 As if your romantic exploits are any better