Tagora Gorjek
@taxCollector
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overheard tirona call gorjek a "cr33py cr33pst33r" should i slide her 20 or a crisp 100
You should slide her a quick slap to the head.
You’re a problem. Deal. *____
These Deviled Eggs Are Too Expensive To Be As Good As They Could Be. #pensive
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#HarshButFair
Treating myself to an eXtravagant third meal after a very long, productive week. If you had the same drive, hustle, and work ethic, this could be you too. #Girlboss #Grind #Motivational #TreatYourself #Food #FoodPic #Delicious #Foodie #FoodLover #FoodCorn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2cf366f6b734.png - MC Oleana
Oleana, you know I’m usually on your side, but I don’t know about this one.
everyone has their friend wwwwho's wwwwillfully digging their owwwwn grave. i wwwwon't say anything though it'll be mmmmine too #loyalty
Pick up a shovel. #Loyalty
Too bad.
Remember the hot woman from Holes the movie? Do it for her.
mmmmaybe she'll use mmmme as an ashtray if i mmmmake mmmmyself useful. fine i'll pick up the shovel it'll be a good thing to have on hand in case i decide it's your timmmme.
So convenient. If it’s our* time, the grave’s already right there to fall into.
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The easiest solution to the One Lies, One Tells the Truth dilemma is to assume everyone is lying, everyone hates you, everyone is out to get you, and if you do what you were going to do they will kill you.
#ItsTrue
being high is all fun and games until yöu hallucinate the reptilian creature thats göing tö kill yöu in 5 sweeps #substance
#SilentRechitt
It’s always “Tagora, you have a problem” and never “Tagora, thank you for turning the light on and off nine to twelve times to prevent me from being culled. It probably felt really good and I’m SO grateful that you saved my life.”
and yet people have the gall to apologize to mmmme on your behalf.
My thoughts exactly.
keep having this dreammmm of gutting the sammmme fish dowwwwn its pale underbelly, wwwwhaled bulb staring at mmmmine. wwwwonder wwwwhat that's about
It means you’re becoming your mother more rapidly than expected. Fix your cupe’s sopor level. *____
that's rich commmming frommmm you. and if mmmmy slimmmme needs a top-off it's none of your concern
It certainly isn’t anyone else’s concern. Honestly, you’d be on your back in a cold dark corner to die without me.
should wwwwe throwwww a party? should wwwwe invite a certain insect destined to be tadashi's wwwwet kibble delight?
Kibble at night. Tadashi’s delight.
X MEGA ULTRA COCAINE BEAM!!!!! #substance x
#NeedDat
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the people dem& Trycks Week
#Perjury
｢nykyaa! this forum style is so baka! boku can't even input his cool custom forum signature... щ(`Д´щ;)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka is the east alternian way to say stupid. it's only one syllable, because they prioritize being swift and concise! (⸝⸝◜o◝⸝⸝) boku is my east alternian pronoun, it basically means that i'm a really cool guy kekeke (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]
Wow. You should meet Tegiri Kalbur, you’d get along fantastically.
FWD: A SIGNIFICANT ADVANTAGE! like this chit if you are my friend & want to know what i would be willing to betray you over
LYING ONTO THE RECORD! @taxCollector 1 oblong meat product. ideally with condiments but idgaf
#Perjury
RE: "PERJURY"! A STALE OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT THAT'S BEEN SITTING OUT IN THE OPEN FOR NIGHTS
Awww. So cute. + 50 Awww so cute