Tagora Gorjek
@taxCollector
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consort with co-counsel: @theticCollation https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a836f8f3fd05.jpg
It’s worse than I thought.
just took(down) trycks wifi network; // genuinely why is() it still friends with me;
Keep up the good work.
Interview with the Rainbowdrinker >>>>>> The Rainbowdrinker Lestat.
OBJECTION! HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK IN YOUR LIFE
There is NO WAY you actually disagree with this. You are being contrary on purpose JUST to annoy me, I *know* it!!!!
mmmmy hands look like shit so mmmmy wwwwallet can look like emmmmpty #garnishmmmment
you always work yourself really hard / you should take a break sometime
don't wwwworry i've got inappropriately timmmmed naps out the ass and also if i don't do this hivewwwwork they are going to cull mmmme
do you want / like / help?
you're right, i need to outsource this shit. @taxCollector tag, chixie says you have to help mmmme wwwwith mmmmy hivewwwwork
+ 10000.
BEEN WATCHING MY LITTLE HOOFBEA$T WITH CORVOE AND MALBRO. MY FAVOURITE I$ RARITY, $HE $HOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL THE OTHER HOOFBEA$T$ WITH HAMMER$.
#RarityShouldKillTheOtherHoofbeastsWithHammers!!!
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Hey, Buddy. Everything Okay?
A brief lapse in judgment, is all. #Lotus
My /usus is now obsessed with staring at the wa//. He is a weird one.
fuckall else to look at in your hive that doesn't dammmmage the oculars
That is quite rude. He enjoys my memorabi/ia co//ections I'// have you know!
That's how he shows his appreciation... Much to my dismay...
You're just jea/ous I'm ab/e to have hobbies.
He just owned you.
SIDEBAR! i am giving the people what they want. MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! Chapter Two: "Bel," Jakobi growled, "I have something t-awoo tell y-awoo." "Oh..." Izabel breathed. "I have something to tell you, too..." "I'm going first, since I'm the alpha of our pack," Jakobi said, letting the record reflect that he was in fact the Alpha even if he didn't get a big head about it. "We will litigate pack dynamics at a later date... but okay you can go first, because I'm nervous..." Izabel whispered, breathily. "I'm... I'm... Bel, y-awoo have t-awoo promise t-awoo listen t-awoo me. This is serious, but I don't want y-awoo t-awoo loo-oo-awook at me any differently from now on, okay?" Izabel glanced down at the ground. "Just spit it out already..." "I'm *nonbinary,*" Jakobi said, finally able to spit the words out. "Oh..." Izabel said, suddenly stunned into shocked silence with a strange sort of singularity. "Don't... don't freak out, Bel, I'm still your mate...sprit..." Jakobi said, with sexy pleading eyes. "I... I'm just surprised because... I'm nonbinary too... that's what I was going to tell you..." "Really?!?!" Jakobi howled. "Yes," Izabel breathed. "We can both be nonbinary t-awoogether & also in sexy conc-awoopiscent flushed love," Jakobi cheered. Izabel made out with him & their tongues touched a lot & when the two of them pailed that night there were twice as many pronouns as usual. #TeamJakobi #nsfw ?
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CROSS EXAMINATION! why are you nonbinaryphobic
LIBEL??????
Thank you for this @ardourCorvidae. I’m printing it out and putting it on my desk as a reminder. #BusinessTip https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/businesstip.png
☼ Things /are/ beautiful and true. ☼
I think I’m going to have to kill this guy, Princess Celestia.
IS THIS MISERABLE MARGARITAVILLE HAG SERIOUS.
CROSS EXAMINATION! WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING
DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
publishing to the jury: okay so im going to delete my chittr actually . bye everyone httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/513d17cafe38.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/beeb4a43739e.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/d1884c93e511.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/29a31b8a60af.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1db435ed540.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd7131f0c3dc.jpg
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
RESPOND TO MY FUCKING TEXTS PROPERLY!!!
Don’t ever say things that are beautiful and true to people. IT WILL BACKFIRE. #LIE. #HATE. TYPO I MEANT #LOTUS. #BUSINESSTIP.
who hurt you...
#NoOne. #Lotus. #LotusFlower. #Unharmed. #LotusFlower.
You know what. I’m not mad. I’ve never experienced “being mad.” One might even call me a lotus flower. Due to how not mad I am and have always been.
What happened this time tagora
▲Galekh▼
NOT Galekh! Why would you assume it’s Galekh! Don’t answer that.
Nothing. I’m #lotus. It will be handled. Swiftly.
you'll just pissed off
I had to check to see if something had happened that I was not aware of. Typically it IS me¹ so when you said this with such confidence I had no choice but to go look through my text conversation with Tagora to ensure I had not sent him something in my sleep, as amusing as that would be to find out. ¹ Eight times out of ten.
FUCK OFF QUICKLY.
+ 650 You’re lying because I’ve never been mad fee
I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! well *i* dont see any clarification in the pinned post to let the average cretin that stumbles upon your account know you pinned it nefariously rather than earnestly. now everyone knows you're on #TeamJakobi
No, now everyone knows *you’re* on #TeamJakobi. All of #TeamEdward are flocking to me in gratitude now that I’ve shone a light on your true nature.
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE! #TeamJakobi & #PROUD, you anemic freak
I BET IF I THREW A STICK YOU’D CHASE IT.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! IF YOU THREW A STICK I WOULD CHASE *YOU* WITH MY *BATTLEAXE*
AND I WOULD EASILY ESCAPE BECAUSE ALONG THE WAY YOU WOULD BE DISTRACTED BY A BOWL OF KIBBLE ON THE SIDE OF THE STRUTPATH!!!
POINT OF ORDER! YOU WOULD PASS OUT FROM BLOOD LOSS BEFORE YOU MADE IT 3 STRUTS AWAY
WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT LIGHT.
RE: WHATEVER HELPS ME SLEEP AT LIGHT! yeah, like not being watched by a rainbow drinker while im in the fucking slime!!!!
WOULD THAT YOU WERE SO LUCKY.