I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.
No, now everyone knows *you’re* on #TeamJakobi. All of #TeamEdward are flocking to me in gratitude now that I’ve shone a light on your true nature.
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE! #TeamJakobi & #PROUD, you anemic freak
I BET IF I THREW A STICK YOU’D CHASE IT.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! IF YOU THREW A STICK I WOULD CHASE *YOU* WITH MY *BATTLEAXE*
AND I WOULD EASILY ESCAPE BECAUSE ALONG THE WAY YOU WOULD BE DISTRACTED BY A BOWL OF KIBBLE ON THE SIDE OF THE STRUTPATH!!!
POINT OF ORDER! YOU WOULD PASS OUT FROM BLOOD LOSS BEFORE YOU MADE IT 3 STRUTS AWAY
WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT LIGHT.
RE: WHATEVER HELPS ME SLEEP AT LIGHT! yeah, like not being watched by a rainbow drinker while im in the fucking slime!!!!
WOULD THAT YOU WERE SO LUCKY.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i just want to make sure we're all on the same page here. Let the record reflect that is the saddest shit i've ever heard get said