#teamjakobi
reading onto the record: i can also write troll twilight fanfiction here it goes. "jakobi..." nonbinary izabel yelled loudly "what is it bitch" nonbinary jakobi said (it calls izabel bitch because he's like a wolfbeast + stuff + they're mates...prits) "do you know what is happening with the sky..." "no-o-awoo" he said sadly. because it had jack shit to do with the m-awoons it was really not his area of expertise. "i know fuck-all." "neither does anyone else..." izabel said + then everything went weird + also both of them died (sexily) like how everyone dies eventually except apparently e...Read more
SIDEBAR! i am giving the people what they want. MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! Chapter Two: "Bel," Jakobi growled, "I have something t-awoo tell y-awoo." "Oh..." Izabel breathed. "I have something to tell you, too..." "I'm going first, since I'm the alpha of our pack," Jakobi said, letting the record reflect that he was in fact the Alpha even if he didn't get a big head about it. "We will litigate pack dynamics at a later date... but okay you can go first, because I'm nervous..." Izabel whispered, breathily. "I'm... I'm... Bel, y-awoo have t-awoo promise t-awoo listen t-awoo me. ...Read more

