reading onto the record: i can also write troll twilight fanfiction here it goes. "jakobi..." nonbinary izabel yelled loudly "what is it bitch" nonbinary jakobi said (it calls izabel bitch because he's like a wolfbeast + stuff + they're mates...prits) "do you know what is happening with the sky..." "no-o-awoo" he said sadly. because it had jack shit to do with the m-awoons it was really not his area of expertise. "i know fuck-all." "neither does anyone else..." izabel said + then everything went weird + also both of them died (sexily) like how everyone dies eventually except apparently eventually is right now + suddenly everyone is dead they're all dead they're all dead they're all dead #teamjakobi #facts #philosophytip
OBJECTION! CAN YOU STOPPP
