tyzias entykk
@tallyKissing
don't wwwworry about it
another night another notch turned in the commmmplex pulley systemmmm holding the cartoonishly large anvil over all of our skulls
smmmmart grubs you're rearing it's alwwwways a healthy sign wwwwhen they start crafting commmmplex mmmmachinations of mmmmurder
3833 < Ohhh, sword of Damocles! > 3833 < Or, big fucking chunk of Damocles. >
dont worry guys the REAL #eridanweek merch you all wanted (mine) is hitting the shelves for all you desperate saps plus it comes pre-stained with mysterious substances https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_158A55E871D5-1.jpeg
are the myster1ous substances l1ke... deadly...?
i'll take 5
[|||] putting down a pre-order before i get down and dirty~
Ok man what does the humble rolly polly have to do with my good friend eridan.
Its eridanweek not follicle week! Keep that in the back of the closet and youll have your time in the sun soon or something.
This is for everybody going through tough times! Believe #Been there #Done that Every day above ground is a great day, remember that, daleee
idk th3 ground 2oind2 pr3tty comfy rn
boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i feed off company slime
↗️BOO.↗️
i work at a bakery / shoveling cookie dough into my mouth / because none of the bakers are here yet / and i haven't eaten breakfast yet
oh i guess we do use different things. yeah you could get sick because of the eggs and stuff giving you salmonella
oh / our bodies can handle that stuff / i think trolls are naturally a little tougher because our planet tries to kill us regularly
she took mmmmy dignity in the divorce
i can figh+ 2 ge+ i+ back if u need a g00d div0rce clawyer!!
WELL IF YOU HAVE NO REMAINING DIGNITY IT STANDS TO REASON YOUR BITCH EX WIFE HAS TWICE AS MUCH DIGNITY, AND I MIGHT FIND SOME ADORATION IN THE DEPTHS OF MY SOUL FOR SUCH A TROLL.
lmmmmfao you knowwww wwwwhat you twwwwo wwwwould fill up a roommmm wwwwith your shoutstubs. go lay out a trail of post its and listen for her arrival
i survived light one of #eridanwwwweek and all i got wwwwas this hangover and folykls autograph on mmmmy forehead #substances
swwwwoon i'mmmm never cleaning the grease off mmmmy glasses agaib
people aren't talking enough about "leave nothing but a trail of poop" #folyklflowwww #eridanwwwweek
that is the best part.
"smmmmoking the seadwwwweller pack pufferfish blowwww got mmmme mmmmoving different" ive been barefoot since the first line
IM NOT DONE I JUST HAD TO HIT THE GEEK IM RABID IM UNSTOPPABLE I CANT BE STOPPED LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF POOP IF YOU ART MY ENEMY THEN THOU ART MARKED FOR DEATH I PUT FISH HOOKS THROUGH YOUR LUSUS AND SCARE YOU OUT YOUR JAMMIES YOU MUST BE A CLOWN THE WAY YOU’RE JOKING WITH ME WE’RE SMOKING GENUINE POISON YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DONT LET ME CATCH YOU SKULKING IN OUTGLUT THE HAMMER OF GOD WILL GREET YOUR NUGBONE SHORTLY I RUN THIS JUNKYARD FIND ME ON THE TIRE TOWER BOGARTING THE JOINT COUGHING IN YOUR EXPRESSION PLATEAU TAKE A DEEP BREATH IM GONNA SIPHON THE AIR STRAIGHT OUT YOUR BREATH SACS WHEN YOU EXHALE TURN YOU INTO ORIGAMI I WARNED YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH ME ERIDAN ASKED IF I HAD ANY THREES I GUT PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE SHAT DIAMONDS GO FISH BITCH IM THE LAST REAL SON OF A BITCH THERE IS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
>([#rec#it #folkylflow #eridanweek t#is is outrig#t napalm]
i hav feelings for u
ooh k1ll 1t... get em... get em... k1ll 1t... yuh yuh
this is so fucking awesome.
mmmmother of fuck
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
thank god i put text to speech into that microphone.
(Yeah) (Ooh) (Darané) (Yeaaah, girl) (That's right) (Ohhhh, yeah) (Her flow)
Unreal Heiress, turn that shit the fuck up.
we smokin the seadweller pack pufferfish blow got me moving different come for my neck and i will make an example out of you this shit aint nothing to me dog im sick in the head they tried to fix me but i came strapped with my exotic doohickey the recoil sent them back in time im in this bitch like troll arrival just spurting ink welcome to the sludge kingdom open up turning the whip so fast i turned my bitch hypothetical eridan thought he could play with me he forgot im the game master ill grab you by the pulse and turn you into a memory im rolling my shit so thick youd think i was smoking an olive grub eating the roach when im done waste not want not this shit aint nothing to me #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
Get this thing on stage NOW.
>([t#is is literally straig#t flames my s#it is exploding t#e w#ole site t#e w#ole #eridanweek venue boutta go down]
I'm not joking. I will put you on the mic.
the only reason so many people are at #eridanweek due to my publicity and lifting up small voices by bringing them to my audience they should honestly be calling it #folyklweek but i dont ask for credit just know when you see me whos to thank for your good time
i hope you will get up on stage and share your poop wisdom with us there.
guess #immmmcommmming to #eridanwwwweek
what is that / should i be going?
anybody going 95 dowwwwn the highwwwway right nowwww? just lost a 3k count docummmment therefore setting mmmme back four hours and ruining mmmmy life forever
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Ugh. Fine. When I get there you better be working like a barkbeast. *____ - 15 Burger reimbursement fee
yeah I've got hobbies. not to brag but theyre 1. your girl 2. you 3. this loungeplank is big enough for the three of us
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AINT NO WAY BRO POSED UP
((I had this idea in mind since yesterday, spent 30 minutes to draw it and now I'm honestly can't stop laughing.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DON'T FUCK WITH THIS DRONES, BUT THIS SHIT IS TOUGH. 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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last timmmme i wwwwent out to thrashthrust proper i stepped on a pregnant rat
CROSS EXAMINATION! opposing party witness is it true you're dogshit at super smashing brothers. (yes your highblood i'm going somewhere with this i promise) opposing party witness you'd agree with me if i said you're kind of a loser? (your highblood i promi-
econommmmy so good wwwwe're doing grifts on chittr just outta the softpity in our heart organs #iliketheguntommmmyhead #theconstantthreatislikeanoldfriend #anditsthehealthywwwwaytolive
wwwwrite, nap, wwwwrite, read, wwwwrite, nap, pick up dinner, put mmmmy frond into sticky hole, nap, wwwwrite, read,
little caesars and tap water
re fuckin chitt brother
