tyzias entykk
@tallyKissing
redirect all legal inquiries to @taxCollector
mmmmaybe i wwwwon't drop out of chitter school
i'mmmm so excited to chewwww wwwwood pulp into paper
stay fat and sexy tuesday
grease girl mmmmidseason is shaping up to be extra slimmmmy. if i have anything to say about it
i'mmmm lying every timmmme btwwww
this is awwwwesommmme. i like to tell people one thing wwwwhen i mmmmean another, i'mmmm sure you understand the conflicted thrill
oh no babes totally like its not even a conflicted thrill for me sometimes i just say shit with my whole chest deadpan and feel absolutely nothing until the other person reacts all candidly and im like dude i didnt say unironic on some simon says type shit
called tegiri in the drive through because he alwwwways says sommmme shit like "get the fries. you'// need the energy in the commmming nights." so it's his fault i used gorjek's card for lunch
not green enough to get locked into a cave, not blue enough to take it easy. 'round here wwwwe call it "sucking shit for a living", but the phenommmmena has mmmmany nammmmes.
they really culled britni for being bald
followwwwing pussy places i wwwwouldnt go wwwwith a gun >>>>
i'mmmm beginning to suspect this post is a little too commmmplicated for you.
and there's nothin' short of dyin' half as lonesommmme as the sound on the sleepin' city strutpath sunday evenin' commmmin' dowwwwn
to celebrate this folykl friday i'mmmm putting utensils into the breakblock mmmmicrowwwwave #firewwwworks
this stupid fucking fish haunting mmmme oh mmmmy fucking god i have a JOB
he is not ruining mmmmy life. that wwwwould immmmply he has any actual swwwway over mmmme beyond being the loudest fruit mmmmaggot insect buzzing in the block at any given mmmmommmment wwwwhile i'mmmm torturously unsoncious
nobody actually knowwwws howwww the dishes get wwwwashed
mmmmy hands look like shit so mmmmy wwwwallet can look like emmmmpty #garnishmmmment
you always work yourself really hard / you should take a break sometime
don't wwwworry i've got inappropriately timmmmed naps out the ass and also if i don't do this hivewwwwork they are going to cull mmmme
you're right, i need to outsource this shit. @taxCollector tag, chixie says you have to help mmmme wwwwith mmmmy hivewwwwork
demmmmoralized, disillusioned, and dtired. just howwww it's mmmmeant to be
good light and a happy folykl friday to everyone except those wwwwho don't deserve it.
wwwwhen it gets this hummmmid in the office you can smmmmell the despair in every block instead of mmmmost of themmmm
studies showwww wwwwe wwwwill never fully understand wwwwhy every one of trycks' rechitts are all bangers
B£caus£ Trycks is lik£, th£ b£st!! ;P
i knowwww he's a wwwwommmman i just can't prove it yet