♦ pitied by @tallyKissing
forgot to close a parenthesis and nowwww spirits enter mmmme like a wwwwaterslide
Well. I suppose everything has just worked out neatly, and there was no need for prior hysterics at all. That being said, I’ve elected to learn nothing from the situation and will almost certainly continue to engage in aforementioned hysterics whenever the opportunity arises.
🔍 _-_-_- returned back t⌕ w⌕rk aaaaand b⌕y, d⌕ I have t⌕ ⌕rganize the ⌕ffice. 😬 _-_-_-
#WagdadHasDecidedToCrushMeUnderHisBigBodyAgain
B£caus£ Trycks is lik£, th£ b£st!! ;P
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???
publishing to the jury: okay so im going to delete my chittr actually . bye everyone httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/513d17cafe38.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/beeb4a43739e.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/d1884c93e511.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/29a31b8a60af.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1db435ed540.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd7131f0c3dc.jpg
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Chapter One: "Bel..." said Jakobi. "D-awoo y-awoo really mean it?" "Yes," she said, throatily. "I do..." "I'm so shocked y-awoo dumped Troll Edward for me... but it feels right..." "He was pitch for you the whole time, by the way," Izabel said, her voice hoarse with amusement. "Which is unrelated, but you deserve to know..." "That explains a lot." Said Jakobi huskily, his hair rippling like badass wolfbeast-fur instear. His skin shone with sweat instead of bullshit sequins, because he is sexy. "Anyways, yeah, he was really controlling & I was only into him in the first place because... I thought I only deserved to have second best..." "I would not go so far as t-awoo call Troll Edward *second* best," Jakobi said, before he could help it. They both laughed sexily, & also their clothes fell off.
IS THIS MISERABLE MARGARITAVILLE HAG SERIOUS.
Thank you for this @ardourCorvidae. I’m printing it out and putting it on my desk as a reminder. #BusinessTip https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/businesstip.png
#SoTrue https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2616.jpeg
I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.
okay. palmhusk away. i'm startin' to 6et fomo on top of everythin' else 'n' i Could really do without 6ettin' the waterworks all powered up two li6hts in a row. peaCe.
[ -- Sparkle OFF. 17's 7hursday. Forge7 who you are. -- ]
I need to move to a new city. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2551.jpeg
Lik£, talking to an alt£rnat£ tim£lin£ lik£, d£ad v£rsion of your lik£, moirail who lik£, isnt your moirail in lik£, his tim£lin£ lik£, r£ally hurts th£ pan aft£r lik£, a whil£ lik£, LMAO!
Today I will wear my white button down.
Being awake past ten o’clock will have you thinking blatantly untrue things like “that might have been a disproportionate emotional response” and “maybe I *am* crazy.” It can be convincing in the moment, but just remember that it’s actually always a man’s fault instead. #Trust #SelfHelp
the PICTURES in her head are always dreaming
c< if tHat daMNable bOx MaKes Me relive wHeN i gOt My arM taKeN, iM gOiNg ON a Massacre, i waNt everyONe 2 KNOw tHat #trauMatuesday #viOleNce #NOtatHreatbutaprOMise >c
USUALLY IIM GLAD II D🪩NT DRIINK ANYM🪩RE BUT. DAMN
COME ON, GUYS! HAVE SOME FUN! PLAY MY GAME! LIKE TO ROLL THE DICE! PITY TO ROLL THE DICE! RECHITT TO ROLL THE DICE! REPLY TO ROLL THE DICE! ANYTHING! FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO #COLLAB THOUGH. THAT'S ITS OWN THING. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/dice-alt.gif [⠌]
You’re a problem. Deal. *____
So convenient. If it’s our* time, the grave’s already right there to fall into.
I dig my own grave on the regular.
Too bad.
My thoughts exactly.
It’s always “Tagora, you have a problem” and never “Tagora, thank you for turning the light on and off nine to twelve times to prevent me from being culled. It probably felt really good and I’m SO grateful that you saved my life.”
tmw your tq fucks with your filegarden so you change it for the love of the game
On the night you can’t remember which site you found your very important academic source on, you’ll be grateful for my neat and easy directory.
Completed my promised perigeely audit of Tyzias’s search history. Why does she even bother to come into work. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2043.jpeg
It seems counterproductive to post the outfit one plans on wearing to an anonymous event, so just be assured that I will “have that shit on.” *____ - 50 Swear jar + 50 Return of swear jar (direct quote clause)
I’m not going to another teal rager for at least five business perigees. At some point I fell asleep and when I woke up, it was 24 hours later and I was in the middle of a courtblock actively giving a closing argument.
I am extreme/y disappointed in this reve/ation. I'm not sure what bongwater is but I had a fee/ing whatever you had in there cou/dn't be good.
That one friend who is not going to make it.
I’m not ruling it out.
I had to get out of the club. I was in there saying things like “perchance” and “thrice.”
And for the record, I still hang out with Tyzias for much the same reason. Anyone else would have already culled her by now, and then who would copyedit for me? And, of course, she’s still under that NDA from when we were four.
Very typical of him to not even have the decency to either hand it over directly without the clearly petty display of placing it in a sealed container on your desk, or to simply refuse to hand one over at all if he is going to be like that about it. I am sorry that you have to deal with his constant petty displays and immature attitude on not only a regular basis but in a professional setting.
You are just asking to get a large object dropped on your skull from a great height.
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I hate having to compile a works cited. My source is me. Just trust me.
Tegiri won’t stop walking around the office saying things like “tch” and “yare yare.” I’m gonna throw up.
She didn’t deserve what happened to her. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1713.jpeg
I need to make some kind of list. Or perhaps sort things into categories. Maybe even turn the light switch on and off just one more time. And, of course, recite mantra until arbitrary success.
I am no longer entertaining #that wrigglerish exchange. I’m going to go finish this pack of Lucky Strikes before the sun rises and maybe after that I won’t want to cave anybody’s head in with a rock. #Affirmations #Again #TheyllWorkThisTime
I am not losing my mind. I am normal and not losing my mind. I love falling asleep at my husktop and having dayterrors for 7 hours straight. Finals wipe is my favorite wipe. My group project members are highly competent and easy to be around. #Affirmations #Manifesting #AKALying
Going to strap myself to a bomb to see if that’s incentive enough to finish these assignments. If I die, everything I own goes to the highest bidder. #WeWillSee
GO AWAY. *____
Pan-ache. And I still have to write ~ten pages by 11:59 tolight. #FiveThousandTylenolWillSaveMe #FiveThousandTylenolFriday
Networking event mixer. Lasted many hours. Ia m going to be. So hungover tomorrow evening. Goodlight. #Goodlight
Tirona’s phishing email attempts are getting less and less subtle. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1578.png
wwhen you thought you got a glowwin bulge revvieww that evven included a flatterin epithet ("duelist bulge") only to find yourself scrapin the bottom a the barrel on the tier list after twwo guys that dont evven GOT a squiggly dowwn there fuck im really spiralin tonight evveryone #bulgerevvieww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c5a403450ec.png
i have a grip. its the spider ass. its grippy.
girls w/ spider lusi have fat asses SEND CHIT
prior many thoughts have been analyzed perhaps i should post more frisky pictures as the users of this app seem to like them outside of that yok juice time #suggestive
nothingabsolutelynothing #nsfw
I WILL BE QUITE HONEST MY DARLINGS I DO NOT THINK ALL OF YOU POSSESS WHAT COULD BE CALLED GOOD TASTE BUT WHO AM I TO JUDGE AFTER ALL WE ALL MAKE OUR MISTAKES IN LIFE AND LOVE AND HATE
I didn’t buy a pack of cigarettes down at the corner store and they started rolling off the shelf after me like the Troll Chef Boyardee commercial. #Fate
>>>( https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/bigsleeper.png )
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Do you remember how we used to run
>>| to .all purplebloods, you're .all .awesome. don't let lowbies say bad things .about you, despite your nature .and .instincts!
Free Tomodachi Life island inspiration: When my Miis start having an attitude with me, I send them here. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1524.jpeg
+..Evening. My manager pulled me in♱o ♱he office, looked me in ♱he eyes, and asked how I fel♱ abou♱ wa♱erboarding (¯―¯ ٥)..+
A non-comprehensive list of fictional legislacerators ranked by, well, you know. If you’d like to argue, you may do so with the wall. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1412.jpeg
No notes on the #fightnight bloodshed. The bloodshed’s great. Just a distinct lack of bloody open-mawed kissing, is all. #disappointed
There is NOTHING wrong with hitting the ugly Animal Crossing villagers with nets/axes/shovels/other implements until they miserably flee the subgrub. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. *____
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Please react to this message appropriately.
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] I have been offered a administrative architecture role supporting gruffernment.
Ha ha. Next time I’m going to get on your husktop when you go to the ablution block and start dragging all your files into the trash.
☆~𖦹 But the reviews on this place were much higher than the hump and dump! Okay, fine, I will take the prong moon thing 𖦹~☆
🔍 _-_-_- N⌕ pr⌕blem, g⌕tta get my ass int⌕ gear actually. _-_-_-
#Inspiring #Motivational #Business #MeRN #HopeMyClientDoesn’tDieButIfHeDoesAtLeastI’mInTheWill https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0977.jpeg
#ImNOTCryingBtwIJustHappenedToGetSomeDustSpecksInMyOcularGlandAtATimeThatSerendipitiouslyCoincidedWithTheEmotionalClimaxOfThisFilm https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1061.jpeg
You know, I do have sympathy for you. In the spirit of honesty, I was never one for combat myself. But real success isn’t about physical prowess, it’s about #TheEarlyFeatherBeast mentality. And it’s also about getting a troll on your side who can kill people with hammers. + 50 Honesty tax (minor) + 50 Wise advice
- @taxCollector Gagora - I need you to update (mmy last willmm and testamment 😆😆🤣
- Palebro the fliees keep touching mme 🤣🤣🤣😰😰😰
- Nooooo he's taking mme to get. Humman mmassage pounderd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guys, I miss peanut.
"= clown fight. is going. well. i still don't believe in hashtags, but, the fighting thing. ="
im actually fuckin shakin shittin an throwwin up bile evverywwhere simultaneously because a guy wwith a microbang cucked me
yeah ivwe been there before
^^ I'm not normally one to "hop on" a trend, but this one just felt too fun to pass up! ^^ https://images2.imgbox.com/ff/bb/boaKuFqw_o.png
the grounds outside the orphice is littered wwith rancid corpses bearin my owwn vvisage gapin up at me wwith empty sockets an toothless mawws evvery time i set foot outside really has got me thinkin if this wwar is wworth the lastin effects on my psyche #eridanwwar
i could post the happiest news of my life here and someone would still pity react it
I am working on a very intensive, several paragraph long post that is bound to change how you, the reader, feels about everything you have ever believed. I am putting together bits of information, extrapolated or directly cited and placed in a single post which encompasses every pressing concern you and I have ever had. In writing it I have realized many things about myself, from the moment I was hatched to the moment I sat down to begin typing it. I should only need roughly 40 minutes to type it all out, so as long as there is no imminent site foreclosures or other forms of refresh that could delete it, it will be done soon.
You’re too cowardly to come to book club.
FUCK YOU???????????,??????
WAIT FROM BADWILL??? YOU’VE LOST YOUR ENTIRE MIND.
hop off my man tAgorA he didnt do shit
OBJECTION! i can sue my best friend whenever i want
OBJECTION! i hope you both die and also get held in contempt of courtblock FOREVER
POINT OF ORDER! A *LACKEY*?????????????
Let’s. *____
#IfISpeakI’mInTrouble #Vaguepost #Dashwatching
do u ever have a dream so confusing that you were confused in your dream wtf wws goin on? why did i have a sibling who doesnt exist who i lived with in a house ive never been in and couldnt exist and u will fuckin see why and they had staors to a basement where i had a boss fight and i ate raw chicken that was actually just medium rare steak and i was commting arson at the start and burned down the wifi box but then it existed again later and why would i even set fire 2 the wifi box and 4 some reason this house had an entire school attached to it so were talking about pokemon here?
holy mackerel aint neva doin this again no wave in any sort of hell dont nomoby told me it was like T)(AT i eel like i died twice over my head hurts like a B-EAC)( an a half dude 38( #substance
allright dog i got nothing in my tank for my alleged finall chitt before i die so llets hope meenah was wrong, bc for once this cargobuggy all outta fllammablle engine flluid
He is, though.
knuckle tats that say BUTT POOP
Hm. Good evening. Not sure what came over me last light. It certainly won’t happen again.
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Surely you read his reply to my comment. I cannot for the life of me figure out the angle he is working. One potential strategy is that he is attempting to throw me off-guard by saying something ridiculous, so that when he next tries to get under my skin I will be far too discombobulated to properly retaliate and thus he will achieve an easy win. Another is that he may be. Hold on. I see that he has opened a direct message and is currently typing something.
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPSOED TO DO IN THIS SITUATION
You know what.
Did anybody know about this *____ https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_4274.png
#LETHERCH1TT THE CUEBALL W1LL N0T STAND 1N THE WAY 0F DAMARA.
90% of poZterZ and ZcrollerZ give up right before theyre about to win big #NEVERZTOPPOZTING #NEVERZTOPZCROLLING
ok i get that im not the most popular suitor at the metaphorical bar but the scrutiny by wwhich you peons dole my wway is sometimes outright laughable
became self awware today anybody wwant to sing my praises about it
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA TAKE HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY ON A MUTHAHAFUCKING DATE TONIGHT, WITNESS ME BITCH.
THE CONTEXT HAS FURTHER UPSET AND DISTRESSED ME.
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR ENTIRE MIND??? + 1500 Use of my likeness + 500 Ocular damages
I would normally outright ignore a comment like this because it is humiliating to even acknowledge most of it, however, I see a prime opportunity to stir confusion and disdain in a certain someone here. I choose Tagora. Please make sure he is as tiny and frail as you can make him.
paiL: trizza tethis (id make a great sugargrub) pity: cridea jeevik (free pass to jeevik week) cuLL: zebruh. #nsfw
YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH YOU GIANT HEADED BASTARD!!!
I see that he has, in fact, continued posting about me in my absence. It’d be cute if it wasn’t so predictable.
Whatever. I’m headed to cupe. We’ll see in the evening whether any relevant parties would ever like to use their big troll words to me directly, or whether they will continue making posts about me when they’re bored.
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He! Is so! Frustr8ting!! #Vague #8ARELY!!!!!!!!
if your toast faLLs on the fLoor butter side up its stiLL good. #Lifehacks
STOP TRACKING WATER INTO MY OFFICE!!!
I remember when I was thrown through th' door one time. Felt good t'help break it open for someone ^^
↗️AN EASY FIFTY CAEGAR. @etheromaniacEgghead ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a22a22f15fed.png
WHY ARE YOUHERE
[[ #its-sad
I now have two new friends in high pllaces. I do not intend to abuse their power (more than i allready am haha) but thats pretty cooll! ive never had reall highbllooded friends before!
ii never goTT my peTT boiiliing poTT of waTTer back from #eriidanweek
If I Don’t Sell 900 Caegars Of Fine qUality Hive Furnishings In The Next Hour I Am Going To Be Shot Out Of A Cannon For The Entertainment Of My Supervisor
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
i don'T have a girl nor am i getting my ass out of this chair for some unspecified loungeplank. who'S owned now huh?
↗️#SELFIESUNDAY↗️ ↘️i took this under my desk.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT A TRUE MAN ON THE JOB LOOKS LIKE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c75f6cb31d6.png
Just saw somebody get evaporated by a food service drone for ordering a water cup and filling it with a carbonated beverage. #RookieMove
(• - •) There's a lot of people asking to be fixed. I hope all of you get well soon. I'm sorry you're suffering. ⚘
#MySubstance
the world hasnt been the same since pjackk deactived 😔
jerking off bt>>,,, if you e>en care about me #nsf>> #baggedsomenudes #hellyeah
at least theres always #substances
#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0169.jpeg
Songs For The Deaf - Queens of The Stone Age
Ooh, are any Fans on-line who could answer a few quick little questions for Us?... Nothing We don't already know, ob-vi-ously, but what better way to really connect with the crowd than a little trivia? Nobody hates games, as far as We know... We're in a teeny bit of hot water if We're wrong. Just a puddle's worth. What's the dealio with the "Sweeps" and "Blood" schtick? Did the janitor have an oopsie? Seems pretty drastic if blood's involved. Less of a, "mandatory account thing" situation and more a "bandage", or maybe "hospital" situation. No? No, right, We're right. Thank you.
The sheer concentration of contraband distributed at every independent comic market makes me wince in pain. If I cou/d bomb every sing/e one off the face of the p/anet I might actua//y be ab/e to smi/e for once.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb70cd9c08c3.png @affectionConsecrated #substances #jobposting
I do GAF! Whatever that means.
folykl tip #5: today i will wear my white button down
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sOmE of you gOttA be gas lArpIng thErEs no fUckIn way