Xoamos Amkeuz
@alopecoidSleuth
Private Detective Amkeuz | HMU if you need help | OOC: kingGreed
Private Detective Amkeuz on the case!! _-_-_-_-_ 🔎 ooc: @kingGreed Xoamos is a private detective who often gets hired for personal cases. He's very friendly and can be overly familiar and flirty! He isn't scared to shoot his shot if he thinks he can get it, and often won't turn down someone's advances unless he really doesn't like you. His timeline exists with him living off-planet and working amongst different alien species; he still works mostly with trolls. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/47683041_KyeCXTgd7uTUHtL.png _-_-_-_-_ 🔎
🔍 _-_-_- I'm tweakin ⌕ut a lil, but it's fine. _-_-_-
been there i get it
🔍 _-_-_- THIS IS just me reas⌕ning with myself. - I am dead - My head will n⌕t reattach t⌕ my b⌕dy - I'm s⌕me s⌕rt ⌕f supernatural thing that typically carries its head anyway. I am fine with this. Cause I'm "alive." _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- I'm g⌕⌕d n⌕w, crisis is passed. getting PT⌕ helped immensely. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- Again, I can't really stay mad because the guy wh⌕ killed me was REALLY h⌕t. Slaying, literally. _-_-_-
.the hate every single chitt fuckers get old fasT .the joke stops being funny when you overdo iT .dumbasS
🔍 _-_-_- I have a few days ⌕ff w⌕rk due t⌕ the entire head-n⌕t-⌕n-b⌕dy situati⌕n. _-_-_-
maybeYou couldDo someOnl'ne researchTo see|f anyth'ngRelated popsUp?
🔍 _-_-_- N⌕... pr⌕bably n⌕t a g⌕⌕d idea with the crisis I had earlier. _-_-_-
yeahFa'r. ^ :| ^
🔍 _-_-_- The w⌕rst part the... c⌕rrecti⌕n the best part n⌕... the w⌕rst he's s⌕ fucking attractive, dude. :'( ab⌕ut t⌕ f⌕rgive my murderer f⌕r having a killer facecard. _-_-_-
here's WHAT you WOULD look LIKE if YOU were JADE or PURple https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Xoamos/jade.png https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Xoamos/purple.png
// To further expand: BTW, this isn't saying your muse has to do this, but an explanation for why I say no one should talk to someone in crisis ever again. If someone i shaving a crisis creating delusion, disagreeing can make said delusions worse. Or create incredibly negative pushback! However, trolls as a whole don't have empathy to understand that, or possibly even the medical studies and tests to show WHY that would be bad. Anyway, Xoamos is still having a meltdown.
// btw the reactions of your muses is so funny cause NONE of them should EVER talk to someone going through a crisis EVER again btw. Just like real twitter. LOL.
// I feel like the missing head has more of a part. (laugh track)
🔍 _-_-_- I can't even put my face in my hands because I'll just be h⌕lding my head. _-_-_-
I BELIEVE I HAVE FORMVLA╋━ED A PO╋━EN╋━IAL RESOLV╋━ION. PALLIA╋━IVE AS I╋━ IS. ╋━HE VARIABLE ╋━HA╋━ REMAINS VNQVAN╋━IFIED IS WHE╋━HER YOV WOVLD PERMI╋━ ME PROXIMI╋━Y ╋━O YOVR ╋━ROLLSON ONCE MORE. AND ALSO BE S╋━ILL.
🔍 _-_-_- Well! I guess. 8( I d⌕n't think y⌕u c⌕uld kill me m⌕re than y⌕u've already d⌕ne. _-_-_-
can| getA uhP'cture. ^ :O ^
awMan. ^ :( ^
I CANNO╋━. I KNOW NO╋━ HOW NOR DO I IN╋━END ╋━O ADD ╋━O YOVR BVRDENS. ... PERHAPS YOV MAY ╋━AKE SOLACE IN KNOWING YOV DO NO╋━ HAVE ╋━O BEAR ╋━HIS VNRAVELING ALONE.
🔍 _-_-_- Let me grab y⌕ur sh⌕ulders and shake y⌕u and be sad f⌕r 5 m⌕re minutes. Eugh. Y⌕u're still my type. Damn _-_-_-
OF COVRSE. ╋━HIS IS A SHOCKING REVELA╋━ION; I VNDERS╋━AND. I MIGH╋━ EXPRESS SOME CONCERN FOR ╋━HE DISCERNMEN╋━ EVIDEN╋━ IN YOVR CHOICE OF COMPANIONSHIP WERE I╋━ NO╋━ SO ╋━HOROVGHLY MV╋━VAL IN ╋━HIS PRESEN╋━ MOMEN╋━. EQVALLY DAMNED, AS ╋━HEY SAY.
// Due to super natural horror terror shenanigan's he is in fact a dullahan now btw.
🔍 _-_-_- If gh⌕sts are real that means I died and I am currently s⌕me fucking gh⌕st!! I DIED!!! I DIED WHAT WHAT??????? _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- S⌕ y⌕u're telling me I was murdered and died, and n⌕w my head is just FREE RANGE fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and that I need t⌕ accept the fact that I was murdered and that my head is n⌕ l⌕nger fuckin with my b⌕dy? _-_-_-
〔•෴•〕 < On the bright side, it must be a load off your shoulders. / *yuck, yuck!*
First time?
well… the rOt usually makes things easier. althOugh unless yOur still living… i suppOse i hOpe it dOesn’t befall yOu if yOu claim tO live
〔•෴•〕 < Sorry, sweetheart. I'm old and legally allowed to not read the mood. / *yuck, yuck!*
wa'tWhat?
🔍 _-_-_- Thank y⌕u f⌕r answering my very hyp⌕thetical questi⌕n that is n⌕t at all based in reality, and I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit. CAuse gh⌕sts aren't real and GHHSDKJLHHSHDHGSGD _-_-_-
me when i hyp/)thetically run s/)me/)ne /)ver with a skateb/)ard t/) see if it was hyp/)thetically p/)ssible
"I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit." kind of implies you knew.
🔍 _-_-_- N⌕t n⌕w g⌕ld b⌕y X⌕am⌕s is havin a crisis. _-_-_-
Ghosts Are Qu|te Real. |'ve Faced One |n A Duel. |ts Best Not To D|s|llus|onally Run From That Part|cular Real|ty.
damn. h/)pe the crisis is fun
ill say this here and now just for clarity since you clearly dont know yourself. this isnt a hypothetical whatsoever
im not joking around with you. now if i was id slap my knee and laugh like a rustblooded hick. just to give you a visual.
🔍 _-_-_- Hey, asking hyp⌕thetical questi⌕ns... If I were t⌕ get murdered, and my head severed fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and then... I came back... H⌕w w⌕uld ⌕ne g⌕ ab⌕ut pr⌕perly reattaching their head t⌕ their b⌕dy? LIKE, but it's n⌕t urgent, just... if p⌕ssible, h⌕w? {r} #g⌕re {r} _-_-_-
//If that is the part that is causing the difficulty with reconnection, yes. I imagine you'll want ease of precision more than anything during this reattatchment.//
alsO if it hurts tO t try and see it back On use ice water.cOld numbs the pain.
𖦹 Hmm... Okay. Maybe a real tight collar. Or at least tight enough dat it won't slide. 𖦹
🔍 _-_-_- That seems like the least scary and least painful! Thank y⌕u f⌕r the hyp⌕thetical s⌕luti⌕n t⌕ my pr⌕blem. _-_-_-
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || I am quite adept at reattachin' limbs~ In this purely hyp○°thetical I c○°uld certainly help ○°ut! ˙ᵕ˙ []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
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🔍 _-_-_- @putreSciple heeeeeeeey VERY L⌕UDLY _-_-_-
HELLO AGAIN, DE╋━EC╋━IVE. HOW DO YOV FAIR ╋━HIS NIGH╋━? ASIDE FROM YOVR.. EN╋━RAPMEN╋━ WI╋━HIN ╋━HE VEHICLE.
🔍 _-_-_- M⌕re ⌕f my partner was trapped with me; he was thrilled t⌕ get ⌕ff w⌕rk. N⌕t much l⌕w w⌕rk t⌕day ⌕ut ⌕n the field; m⌕stly ⌕ffice w⌕rk and me singing ⌕ff-tune. H⌕w tall, dark, and mysteri⌕us? _-_-_-
I AM QVI╋━E WELL. ╋━HE NIGH╋━ CALLS ME ╋━O MY HABI╋━VAL RAMBLE, WI╋━H ╋━HE POSSIBLE PROCVREMEN╋━ OF SVGARY ╋━REASVRES AS A SMALL REWARD FOR ╋━HE BONES. YOV HAVE BEEN RELEASED FROM ANY OBLIGA╋━IONS, CORREC╋━? WHA╋━ DOES FREEDOM NOW HOLD FOR YOV?
🔍 _-_-_- That's g⌕⌕d! Nice, always nice t⌕ have a sweet treat at the end ⌕f the day. Yes, I have. I'm ⌕ff f⌕r a c⌕uple ⌕f days, s⌕ I'm n⌕t quite sure! I'll figure it ⌕ut ⌕r d⌕ s⌕me extra w⌕rk at h⌕me. Maaaaybe snag a date fr⌕m a mysteri⌕us set ⌕f tissue and sinew ⌕n b⌕nes, p⌕ssibly? _-_-_-
AH, AND SO I╋━ GOES. YOV WISH ╋━O LVXVRIA╋━E IN ╋━HE FELLOWSHIP OF ╋━HIS SANC╋━VM AND I╋━S DAEMONS. AN IMPVLSE I FIND BO╋━H COMPREHENSIBLE AND, FRANKLY, AN╋━ICIPA╋━ED. YOV WOVLD IN╋━EGRA╋━E WI╋━H VNSE╋━╋━LING EASE, BEARING AS YOV DO AN AES╋━HE╋━ICALLY GRA╋━IFYING COVN╋━ENANCE AND A ╋━EMPERAMEN╋━ OF NO╋━ABLE AVDACI╋━Y. VERY WELL. NAME ╋━HE HOVR, AND ╋━HIS SHADE SHALL MAKE I╋━SELF AVAILABLE.
🔍 _-_-_- Call me flattered! H⌕w sweet. If y⌕u're free t⌕night? We can d⌕ s⌕mething- a lil late, but I'm ⌕ut and ab⌕ut; can't hurt? If n⌕t, t⌕m⌕rr⌕w! Ar⌕und 2 pm? _-_-_-
╋━ONIGH╋━ IS FINE. SHALL I SEND YOV ╋━HE COORDINA╋━ES FOR OVR RENDEZVOVS?
🔍 _-_-_- #n⌕wplaying G⌕ZAL⌕ - Ariis https://⌕pen.sp⌕tify.c⌕m/track/7hl1REazG2eMQwYLEsMhhz?si=c669b43fc3ba4b6a _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- ⌕h, tall, dark, and mysteri⌕us all up in my n⌕tifs _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- #n⌕wplaying This L⌕ve - Mar⌕⌕n 5 https://⌕pen.sp⌕tify.c⌕m/track/6ECp64rv50XVz93WvxXMGF?si=e2e2c8190e0048c6 _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- s⌕rry t⌕ my partner, stuck in a car with with me as I scream lyrics at the t⌕p ⌕f my lungs THIS L⌕VE HAS TAKEN ITS T⌕LL ⌕N ME!! _-_-_-