Xoamos Amkeuz
@alopecoidSleuth
Private Detective Amkeuz | HMU if you need help | ♥ @putreSciple ♥ | OOC: kingGreed
MY MA╋━ESPRI╋━'S PAR╋━NER - AND, LE╋━ ME BE PRECISE, ╋━HIS IS NO╋━ HIS MOIRAIL, A DIS╋━INC╋━ION I DRAW WI╋━H PEDAN╋━IC PRECISION - HAS ╋━AKEN A RA╋━HER DIM VIEW OF ME. ╋━HE GRIEVANCE, I GA╋━HER, S╋━EMS FROM A CER╋━AIN... PRIOR CREA╋━IVE IMPVLSION OF MINE. AN AC╋━ WHICH I WILL CONCEDE RESVL╋━ED IN ╋━HE AES╋━HE╋━ICALLY S╋━RIKING CONDI╋━ION OF CEPHALIC DE╋━ACHMEN╋━ MY BELOVED NOW SO GRACEFVLLY INHABI╋━S. ONE MIGH╋━ ARGVE ╋━HE OV╋━COME SPEAKS FOR I╋━SELF. PERHAPS. MAYBE. HOWEVER, ONE MIGH╋━ FVR╋━HER ARGVE ╋━HA╋━ EREC╋━ING A PRIVA╋━E MAVSOLEVM AROVND ╋━HE CIRCVMS╋━ANCES OF A ╋━RANSFORMA╋━ION OF WHICH ╋━HE RECIPIEN╋━ HAS LONG SINCE MADE PEACE WI╋━H, WHILS╋━ REGVLARLY VISI╋━ING WI╋━H FRESH FLOWERS OF INDIGNA╋━ION SERVES NO PVRPOSE BEYOND ╋━HE NVRSING OF A GRVDGE ╋━HA╋━ HAS CALCIFIED IN╋━O SOME╋━HING RESEMBLING A PERSONALI╋━Y ╋━RAI╋━. ╋━HE PAS╋━ IS A RELIQVARY BES╋━ VISI╋━ED, NO╋━ INHABI╋━ED. AS ╋━HEY SAY.
🔍 _-_-_- ⌕h, this is g⌕nna piss him ⌕ff... _-_-_-
A MISSIVE OF ADORA╋━ION FOR MY BELOVED, AN EN╋━I╋━Y WHOSE PRESENCE ASSAVL╋━S WI╋━H A GRACE ╋━HA╋━ MAKES MY HEMOLYMPH PVMP ERRA╋━ICALLY. ╋━HIS WAS NO SLOW DESCEN╋━. NO GRADA╋━IONAL WARMING OF ╋━HE HVMOVRS ╋━HA╋━ MIGH╋━, IN ╋━IME, BE MIS╋━AKEN FOR AFFEC╋━ION. NAY, I FELL FOR ╋━HIS SHADE ╋━HE WAY ONE FALLS FROM A GREA╋━ HEIGH╋━. SVDDENLY, COMPLE╋━ELY. HIS INEVI╋━ABILI╋━Y RVSHED VP ╋━O MEE╋━ ME AND LEF╋━ NO ╋━IME FOR SCREAMING, AND MY EN╋━IRE BEING RECOMPOSED I╋━SELF AROVND A SINGLE, DEVAS╋━A╋━ING POIN╋━ OF GRAVI╋━Y: HIM. ╋━HE INS╋━AN╋━ANEOVS FAC╋━ OF HIM! FAR ╋━OO ACCVS╋━OMED AM I ╋━O BEING ╋━HE ╋━EMPES╋━ ╋━HA╋━ SWALLOWS ALL. ╋━HE SHADOW A╋━ ╋━HE ╋━HRESHOLD. PERHAPS EVEN ╋━HE ANOMALY ╋━HA╋━ DISRVP╋━S. I WAS WHOLLY VNPREPARED ╋━O BE DISRVP╋━ED. AND YE╋━, S╋━ILL I FALL. IRONICALLY, HE IS HELPING DESPI╋━E BEING ╋━HE CA╋━ALYS╋━ OF MY VNMAKING. ╋━HE MOS╋━ EFFICIEN╋━ CA╋━AS╋━ROPHE OF MY EXIS╋━ENCE. HAPPY #MA╋━ESPRI╋━MONDAY ╋━O ╋━HE SEDVC╋━IVE DE╋━EC╋━IVE XOAMOS [ @ALOPECOIDSLEV╋━H ], WHO BVRROWED SO VIOLEN╋━LY IN╋━O MY ╋━HORACIC CAVI╋━Y I NEARLY RECALLED WHA╋━ I╋━ IS LIKE ╋━O REQVIRE BREA╋━HING. MAY YOV ENJOY YOVR S╋━AY, MY BEAV╋━IFVL SYMBION╋━.
🔍 _-_-_- Ah! This is very r⌕mantic and preci⌕us! I sh⌕uld share my th⌕ughts t⌕⌕! _-_-_-
IN MY ABSENCE I HAVE BEEN ENDVRING A PROLONGED EPISODE OF SENSVAL AND ROMAN╋━IC EN╋━HRALLDOM. ╋━HE OBJEC╋━: MY ALLVRING CEPHALICALLY-DISPLACED, VERY SIGNIFICAN╋━ O╋━HER. I, WHO ╋━HOVGH╋━ MYSELF IMMVNE ╋━O ALL SEN╋━IMEN╋━AL PHENOMENA, HAVE BEEN RENDERED BREA╋━HLESS. HIS VOICE EMANA╋━ES FROM A LOCA╋━ION ╋━HA╋━ DEFIES S╋━ANDARD ANA╋━OMY, AND YE╋━ I╋━ IS WARM AND ╋━ENDER. I'VE SEARCHED EX╋━ENSIVELY FOR ╋━HE SOVRCE. DEEPLY. GEN╋━LE, CVRIOVS AS I AM. WHEN HE CALLS MY NAME, I╋━ RESONA╋━ES AGAINS╋━ MY FINGERS, MY ╋━ONGVE. AND I╋━ IS ╋━HE SWEE╋━ES╋━ ANOMALY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. I AM ENRAP╋━VRED. I AM LOSING MY COMPOSVRE. NAY, I╋━ HAS BEEN LONG LOS╋━. I DO NO╋━ WAN╋━ I╋━ BACK; I WAN╋━ HIM BACK. A CVRSE VPON OCCVPA╋━IONAL OBLIGA╋━IONS.
🔍 _-_-_- ⌕h, this is super sweet! _-_-_-
I AWAI╋━ A VACANCY IN YOVR SCHEDVLE WI╋━H ╋━HE IN╋━ENSI╋━Y AKIN ╋━O A CANDLEFISH S╋━RANDED IN ╋━HE MOS╋━ ARID, ANHYDROVS WAS╋━ELAND.
🔍 _-_-_- I'll be back s⌕⌕n, I pr⌕mise. I have t⌕ catch up ⌕n s⌕me paperw⌕rk, but I did c⌕me in ⌕n a sl⌕w day, s⌕ n⌕thing t⌕⌕ difficult ♥ _-_-_-
WHA╋━ IS MY PREFERRED DESSER╋━? A DECEP╋━IVELY SIMPLE QVERY. ONE WHOSE ANSWER, I SVSPEC╋━, CARRIES ╋━HE AN╋━ICIPA╋━ORY WEIGH╋━ OF MY REPV╋━A╋━ION. I╋━ MIGH╋━ BE EXPEC╋━ED OF ME ╋━O NOMINA╋━E SOME ARCANE CONFEC╋━ION OF OBSCENE RARI╋━Y AND PROHIBI╋━IVE COS╋━. A GILDED, GOLD-LEAFED RAP╋━VRE CRAF╋━ED BY PÂ╋━ISSIERS IN SOME DIMLY LI╋━ A╋━ELIER ABROAD. NO. I DO, INDEED, GRAVI╋━A╋━E ╋━OWARDS ╋━HE FINER ╋━HINGS. ╋━HE FINES╋━, SOME MIGH╋━ ARGVE. HOWEVER, I HAVE FOVND NO S╋━RENG╋━H IN ╋━HIS PLANE ╋━O RESIS╋━ ╋━HE ALLVRE OF AN AMBROSIA DISC WI╋━H CACAO INCLVSIONS, WARM AND BV╋━╋━ER-SOF╋━. ╋━HEOLOGICALLY PROOF OF BENEVOLEN╋━ DESIGN. ╋━RANSCENDEN╋━.
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🔍 _-_-_- I have a few days ⌕ff w⌕rk due t⌕ the entire head-n⌕t-⌕n-b⌕dy situati⌕n. _-_-_-
maybeYou couldDo someOnl'ne researchTo see|f anyth'ngRelated popsUp?
🔍 _-_-_- N⌕... pr⌕bably n⌕t a g⌕⌕d idea with the crisis I had earlier. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- I can't even put my face in my hands because I'll just be h⌕lding my head. _-_-_-
XOAMOS.
I BELIEVE I HAVE FORMVLA╋━ED A PO╋━EN╋━IAL RESOLV╋━ION. PALLIA╋━IVE AS I╋━ IS. ╋━HE VARIABLE ╋━HA╋━ REMAINS VNQVAN╋━IFIED IS WHE╋━HER YOV WOVLD PERMI╋━ ME PROXIMI╋━Y ╋━O YOVR ╋━ROLLSON ONCE MORE. AND ALSO BE S╋━ILL.
🔍 _-_-_- Well! I guess. 8( I d⌕n't think y⌕u c⌕uld kill me m⌕re than y⌕u've already d⌕ne. _-_-_-
can| getA uhP'cture. ^ :O ^
I CANNO╋━. I KNOW NO╋━ HOW NOR DO I IN╋━END ╋━O ADD ╋━O YOVR BVRDENS. ... PERHAPS YOV MAY ╋━AKE SOLACE IN KNOWING YOV DO NO╋━ HAVE ╋━O BEAR ╋━HIS VNRAVELING ALONE.
🔍 _-_-_- Let me grab y⌕ur sh⌕ulders and shake y⌕u and be sad f⌕r 5 m⌕re minutes. Eugh. Y⌕u're still my type. Damn _-_-_-
OF COVRSE. ╋━HIS IS A SHOCKING REVELA╋━ION; I VNDERS╋━AND. I MIGH╋━ EXPRESS SOME CONCERN FOR ╋━HE DISCERNMEN╋━ EVIDEN╋━ IN YOVR CHOICE OF COMPANIONSHIP WERE I╋━ NO╋━ SO ╋━HOROVGHLY MV╋━VAL IN ╋━HIS PRESEN╋━ MOMEN╋━. EQVALLY DAMNED, AS ╋━HEY SAY.
// btw the reactions of your muses is so funny cause NONE of them should EVER talk to someone going through a crisis EVER again btw. Just like real twitter. LOL.
// I feel like the missing head has more of a part. (laugh track)
🔍 _-_-_- Hey, asking hyp⌕thetical questi⌕ns... If I were t⌕ get murdered, and my head severed fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and then... I came back... H⌕w w⌕uld ⌕ne g⌕ ab⌕ut pr⌕perly reattaching their head t⌕ their b⌕dy? LIKE, but it's n⌕t urgent, just... if p⌕ssible, h⌕w? {r} #g⌕re {r} _-_-_-
wHaT I LiKe tO Do iS HoLd mYsElF ToGeThEr aNd lEt tHe hEaLiNg mEaT WoRmS FiGuRe iT OuT (o: YoU AiN'T PuRpLe sO DuNnO HoW FaSt y'aLl bE HeAlInG. iF It's dOiNg mAgIc sHiT MiGhT JuSt nEeD SoMe mOtHeRfUcKiNg tApE.
🔍 _-_-_- S⌕ y⌕u're telling me I was murdered and died, and n⌕w my head is just FREE RANGE fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and that I need t⌕ accept the fact that I was murdered and that my head is n⌕ l⌕nger fuckin with my b⌕dy? _-_-_-
i enjOyed yOu. i hOpe the bugs start clinging sOOn sO yOu may use yOur head prOperly Once again and fOr mOre
〔•෴•〕 < On the bright side, it must be a load off your shoulders. / *yuck, yuck!*
First time?
well… the rOt usually makes things easier. althOugh unless yOur still living… i suppOse i hOpe it dOesn’t befall yOu if yOu claim tO live
🔍 _-_-_- Thank y⌕u f⌕r answering my very hyp⌕thetical questi⌕n that is n⌕t at all based in reality, and I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit. CAuse gh⌕sts aren't real and GHHSDKJLHHSHDHGSGD _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- Hyp⌕thetically, that means I died, and that is scary. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- What makes y⌕u say that? I'm speaking purely hyp⌕thetically here. _-_-_-
"I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit." kind of implies you knew.
ill say this here and now just for clarity since you clearly dont know yourself. this isnt a hypothetical whatsoever