Xoamos Amkeuz
@alopecoidSleuth
Private Detective Amkeuz | HMU if you need help | OOC: kingGreed
WHA╋━ IS MY PREFERRED DESSER╋━? A DECEP╋━IVELY SIMPLE QVERY. ONE WHOSE ANSWER, I SVSPEC╋━, CARRIES ╋━HE AN╋━ICIPA╋━ORY WEIGH╋━ OF MY REPV╋━A╋━ION. I╋━ MIGH╋━ BE EXPEC╋━ED OF ME ╋━O NOMINA╋━E SOME ARCANE CONFEC╋━ION OF OBSCENE RARI╋━Y AND PROHIBI╋━IVE COS╋━. A GILDED, GOLD-LEAFED RAP╋━VRE CRAF╋━ED BY PÂ╋━ISSIERS IN SOME DIMLY LI╋━ A╋━ELIER ABROAD. NO. I DO, INDEED, GRAVI╋━A╋━E ╋━OWARDS ╋━HE FINER ╋━HINGS. ╋━HE FINES╋━, SOME MIGH╋━ ARGVE. HOWEVER, I HAVE FOVND NO S╋━RENG╋━H IN ╋━HIS PLANE ╋━O RESIS╋━ ╋━HE ALLVRE OF AN AMBROSIA DISC WI╋━H CACAO INCLVSIONS, WARM AND BV╋━╋━ER-SOF╋━. ╋━HEOLOGICALLY PROOF OF BENEVOLEN╋━ DESIGN. ╋━RANSCENDEN╋━.
Ï nëëd tö knöw dö yöü äctüällÿ tälk lïkë thïs ïn përsön ör ïs thïs äll bröüght tö üs bÿ thësäürüs döt cöm.
🔍 _-_-_- I have a few days ⌕ff w⌕rk due t⌕ the entire head-n⌕t-⌕n-b⌕dy situati⌕n. _-_-_-
maybeYou couldDo someOnl'ne researchTo see|f anyth'ngRelated popsUp?
🔍 _-_-_- N⌕... pr⌕bably n⌕t a g⌕⌕d idea with the crisis I had earlier. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- I can't even put my face in my hands because I'll just be h⌕lding my head. _-_-_-
XOAMOS.
I BELIEVE I HAVE FORMVLA╋━ED A PO╋━EN╋━IAL RESOLV╋━ION. PALLIA╋━IVE AS I╋━ IS. ╋━HE VARIABLE ╋━HA╋━ REMAINS VNQVAN╋━IFIED IS WHE╋━HER YOV WOVLD PERMI╋━ ME PROXIMI╋━Y ╋━O YOVR ╋━ROLLSON ONCE MORE. AND ALSO BE S╋━ILL.
🔍 _-_-_- Well! I guess. 8( I d⌕n't think y⌕u c⌕uld kill me m⌕re than y⌕u've already d⌕ne. _-_-_-
can| getA uhP'cture. ^ :O ^
I CANNO╋━. I KNOW NO╋━ HOW NOR DO I IN╋━END ╋━O ADD ╋━O YOVR BVRDENS. ... PERHAPS YOV MAY ╋━AKE SOLACE IN KNOWING YOV DO NO╋━ HAVE ╋━O BEAR ╋━HIS VNRAVELING ALONE.
🔍 _-_-_- Let me grab y⌕ur sh⌕ulders and shake y⌕u and be sad f⌕r 5 m⌕re minutes. Eugh. Y⌕u're still my type. Damn _-_-_-
OF COVRSE. ╋━HIS IS A SHOCKING REVELA╋━ION; I VNDERS╋━AND. I MIGH╋━ EXPRESS SOME CONCERN FOR ╋━HE DISCERNMEN╋━ EVIDEN╋━ IN YOVR CHOICE OF COMPANIONSHIP WERE I╋━ NO╋━ SO ╋━HOROVGHLY MV╋━VAL IN ╋━HIS PRESEN╋━ MOMEN╋━. EQVALLY DAMNED, AS ╋━HEY SAY.
// btw the reactions of your muses is so funny cause NONE of them should EVER talk to someone going through a crisis EVER again btw. Just like real twitter. LOL.
// I feel like the missing head has more of a part. (laugh track)
🔍 _-_-_- Hey, asking hyp⌕thetical questi⌕ns... If I were t⌕ get murdered, and my head severed fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and then... I came back... H⌕w w⌕uld ⌕ne g⌕ ab⌕ut pr⌕perly reattaching their head t⌕ their b⌕dy? LIKE, but it's n⌕t urgent, just... if p⌕ssible, h⌕w? {r} #g⌕re {r} _-_-_-
wHaT I LiKe tO Do iS HoLd mYsElF ToGeThEr aNd lEt tHe hEaLiNg mEaT WoRmS FiGuRe iT OuT (o: YoU AiN'T PuRpLe sO DuNnO HoW FaSt y'aLl bE HeAlInG. iF It's dOiNg mAgIc sHiT MiGhT JuSt nEeD SoMe mOtHeRfUcKiNg tApE.
🔍 _-_-_- S⌕ y⌕u're telling me I was murdered and died, and n⌕w my head is just FREE RANGE fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and that I need t⌕ accept the fact that I was murdered and that my head is n⌕ l⌕nger fuckin with my b⌕dy? _-_-_-
i enjOyed yOu. i hOpe the bugs start clinging sOOn sO yOu may use yOur head prOperly Once again and fOr mOre
〔•෴•〕 < On the bright side, it must be a load off your shoulders. / *yuck, yuck!*
First time?
well… the rOt usually makes things easier. althOugh unless yOur still living… i suppOse i hOpe it dOesn’t befall yOu if yOu claim tO live
🔍 _-_-_- Thank y⌕u f⌕r answering my very hyp⌕thetical questi⌕n that is n⌕t at all based in reality, and I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit. CAuse gh⌕sts aren't real and GHHSDKJLHHSHDHGSGD _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- What makes y⌕u say that? I'm speaking purely hyp⌕thetically here. _-_-_-
me when i hyp/)thetically run s/)me/)ne /)ver with a skateb/)ard t/) see if it was hyp/)thetically p/)ssible
"I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit." kind of implies you knew.
🔍 _-_-_- N⌕t n⌕w g⌕ld b⌕y X⌕am⌕s is havin a crisis. _-_-_-
Ghosts Are Qu|te Real. |'ve Faced One |n A Duel. |ts Best Not To D|s|llus|onally Run From That Part|cular Real|ty.
ill say this here and now just for clarity since you clearly dont know yourself. this isnt a hypothetical whatsoever