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all of youu deserve a huug. for how far youu have come
been there i get it
yeahFa'r. ^ :| ^
JuST A CASuAL REMINDER. WE ARE ALL ADuLTS HERE. IF YOu ARE NOT. LEAVE NOW. IMMEDIATELY. OR ELSE. YOu WILL BE BANNED. THE BIGGEST RuLES. ARE BE AN ADuLT. IF YOu CANNOT DO THAT. YOu CANNOT EVEN PuT COINS IN THE COINSLOT. THANK YOu FOR PLAYING. AND HAVE A NICE. REST OF YOuR uNDERDEVELOPED LIFE. YOu WRITHINGLY uNWELCOME AND PREMATuRELY PARASETIC WORM. GROW THE FuCK uP. COME BACK WHEN YOu ARE A BIT MORE. OR RATHER. ALL THE WAY MORE NOT A GODDAMN BRAT BITCH IMMATuRE uNAGED THING. GO GET MORE ROBuX AND VBuCKS AND CHuCK E CHEESE BuCKS AND PRETEND MONEY. FOCuS ON BEING ELSEWHERE. WHERE ONLY ADuLTS ARE NOT CONCENTRATED. LIKE HERE. tumut ADuLTS ONLY.
.the hate every single chitt fuckers get old fasT .the joke stops being funny when you overdo iT .dumbasS
OF COVRSE. ╋━HIS IS A SHOCKING REVELA╋━ION; I VNDERS╋━AND. I MIGH╋━ EXPRESS SOME CONCERN FOR ╋━HE DISCERNMEN╋━ EVIDEN╋━ IN YOVR CHOICE OF COMPANIONSHIP WERE I╋━ NO╋━ SO ╋━HOROVGHLY MV╋━VAL IN ╋━HIS PRESEN╋━ MOMEN╋━. EQVALLY DAMNED, AS ╋━HEY SAY.
I CANNO╋━. I KNOW NO╋━ HOW NOR DO I IN╋━END ╋━O ADD ╋━O YOVR BVRDENS. ... PERHAPS YOV MAY ╋━AKE SOLACE IN KNOWING YOV DO NO╋━ HAVE ╋━O BEAR ╋━HIS VNRAVELING ALONE.
alsO if it hurts tO t try and see it back On use ice water.cOld numbs the pain.
𖦹 Hmm... Okay. Maybe a real tight collar. Or at least tight enough dat it won't slide. 𖦹
c< i try My best! be careful, OKay? >c
╋━ONIGH╋━ IS FINE. SHALL I SEND YOV ╋━HE COORDINA╋━ES FOR OVR RENDEZVOVS?
AH, AND SO I╋━ GOES. YOV WISH ╋━O LVXVRIA╋━E IN ╋━HE FELLOWSHIP OF ╋━HIS SANC╋━VM AND I╋━S DAEMONS. AN IMPVLSE I FIND BO╋━H COMPREHENSIBLE AND, FRANKLY, AN╋━ICIPA╋━ED. YOV WOVLD IN╋━EGRA╋━E WI╋━H VNSE╋━╋━LING EASE, BEARING AS YOV DO AN AES╋━HE╋━ICALLY GRA╋━IFYING COVN╋━ENANCE AND A ╋━EMPERAMEN╋━ OF NO╋━ABLE AVDACI╋━Y. VERY WELL. NAME ╋━HE HOVR, AND ╋━HIS SHADE SHALL MAKE I╋━SELF AVAILABLE.
I AM QVI╋━E WELL. ╋━HE NIGH╋━ CALLS ME ╋━O MY HABI╋━VAL RAMBLE, WI╋━H ╋━HE POSSIBLE PROCVREMEN╋━ OF SVGARY ╋━REASVRES AS A SMALL REWARD FOR ╋━HE BONES. YOV HAVE BEEN RELEASED FROM ANY OBLIGA╋━IONS, CORREC╋━? WHA╋━ DOES FREEDOM NOW HOLD FOR YOV?
HELLO AGAIN, DE╋━EC╋━IVE. HOW DO YOV FAIR ╋━HIS NIGH╋━? ASIDE FROM YOVR.. EN╋━RAPMEN╋━ WI╋━HIN ╋━HE VEHICLE.
PLAS╋━ERING ANO╋━HER WI╋━H FLA╋━╋━ERY AND ADVLA╋━ION FOCVSED VPON ╋━HE CORPOREAL IS VNFAMILIAR, BORDERING DISQVIE╋━ING ╋━ERRI╋━ORY. FOR ME, A╋━ LEAS╋━. HOWEVER, YES. INDEED, YOV ARE RA╋━HER FE╋━CHING.
I DID NO╋━ MEAN ╋━O INSVL╋━. SIMPLY, I HAVE SEEN MANY 'HANDSOME' SHADES. AND PERHAPS I WAS IMBECILIC IN MY FORGE╋━FVLNESS ╋━O PERVSE YOVR PAGE, RENDERING MY PREVIOVS RESPONSE VERGING ON S╋━VL╋━ILOQVENCE. ╋━HA╋━ IS ╋━O SAY, I KNOW YOVR FACE NOW. I AM VNSVRE HOW ╋━O RESPOND ╋━O ╋━HE LA╋━╋━ER COMMEN╋━ARY. HOWEVER, I EX╋━END MY GRA╋━I╋━VDE, OH HANDSOME VERDIGRIS SEDVC╋━IONIS╋━.
I WILL DO WELL ╋━O REMEMBER ╋━HIS ╋━EX╋━VAL POR╋━RAI╋━VRE, OH HONEY-╋━ONGVED SHADE. VNSVBS╋━AN╋━IAL AS I╋━ MAY BE IN ALL I╋━S SVBJEC╋━IVE GLORY. YOV WILL KNOW ME BY ╋━HE MOVN╋━ING PRESSVRE AGAINS╋━ ╋━HE BACK OF YOVR CERVICAL COLVMN. AND MORE SPECIFICALLY ╋━HE MASK VPON MY FACE. IF I╋━ WERE NO╋━ EVIDEN╋━ VIA MY CHOSEN PIC╋━OGRAM.
That's why they call it freaky Friday! I thiNNk!
c< real >c
RES╋━ IN PEACE, ASSVRED EVEN, ╋━HA╋━ I AM NO╋━ WORRIED. ╋━HERE ARE NO ╋━RANSGRESSIONS ╋━O BE FOVND IN ╋━HIS PLACE, AS PREVIOVSLY MEN╋━IONED IN GRAVE SINCERI╋━Y. NO DISPARAGEMEN╋━ WAS BVRIED IN MY PRIOR RESPONSE. I SEEK NO╋━ ╋━O ╋━EMPES╋━VA╋━E YOV OBSCVRE SPEC╋━RES HAVN╋━ING ╋━HIS IN╋━RICA╋━ELY AND DEEPLY WOVEN FILIGREE OF COMMVNICA╋━IVE PVRPOSE. ╋━HOVGH I OFFER MY APOLOGIES IF I╋━ DID SEEM SO. ╋━ELL ME, DE╋━EC╋━IVE XOAMOS, DO YOV ENJOY YOVR WORK?
NA╋━VRALLY. YES ╋━HA╋━ IS ╋━HE NAME BESIDES YOVR PIC╋━OGRAM. ONE WOVLD HOPE YOV LACK A PROPENSI╋━Y FOR FALSEHOODS. SHADE XAOMOS. DE╋━EC╋━IVE. I AM GIDEON. NIGH AN OMEN MOS╋━ DISQVIE╋━ING ╋━O BE CAS╋━ IN╋━O ╋━HIS CONFLVENCE A╋━ SVCH AN HOVR. MOS╋━ FOR╋━VNA╋━E YOV WILL FIND NO ╋━RANSGRESSIONS ON MY ACCOVN╋━.
A MOS╋━ MORBID AND GNAWING CVRIOSI╋━Y HAS SEIZED MY SPIRI╋━, COMPELLING ME ╋━O SEEK AN OPPOR╋━VNI╋━Y ╋━O PEER VPON ╋━HE DISCOVRSE AND SEN╋━IMEN╋━S OF MY FELLOW KIN. SO HERE WE S╋━AND, ACHING ╋━O INDVLGE ╋━HIS FANCY, ╋━HA╋━ I MIGH╋━ CAS╋━ MY VOICE IN╋━O ╋━HE E╋━HER AND QVAKE A╋━ ╋━HE SOVND OF MY OWN ECHO. OR YOV VNFAMILIAR SHADES.
this place needs a delete buttön im översharing 😔 im gunna be screwed if the precinct finds this accöunt
I like that it wasn't enough that that guy killed you in cold blood, you had to get on here and tell everyone on chittr who obviously already have such shiny opinions about you.
↘️i am banned from eating my kippered herring finbeast inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there.↘️ ↗️BUT IT WAS RAINING TONIGHT, WHICH WAS PREVENTING MY MIDSHIFT MEAL, SO I WAS FEELING SAD.↗️ ↘️and hungry.↘️ ↗️AND THEN I REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A LARGE CARDBOARD BOX↗️ ↘️(in the dumpster)↘️ ↗️FROM THE PREVIOUS DELIVERY.↗️ ↘️like a fridge sized box.↘️ ↗️SO I FISHED IT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER.↗️ ↘️of course.↘️ ↗️THEN TIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE.↗️ ↘️and had a nice little cardboard cave.↘️ ↗️VERY SOOTHING.↗️ ↘️very zen.↘️ ↗️AT LEAST UNTIL THE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL FROM THE NIGHT PRIOR STEPPED OUTSIDE TO SMOKE.↗️ ↘️i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work.↘️ ↗️INSTEAD, HE SAW A SORT OF DAMP, SNIVELING CREATURE.↗️ ↘️(me)↘️ ↗️EATING MY FINBEASTS IN A BOX↗️ ↘️and delivered the verbal cullshot of↘️ ↗️"GOOD EVENING, MISTER SMEGOL."↗️ ↘️which is how my night was ruined before 8 pm.↘️
There's nothing in the world a good cigarette and some light blunt force trauma can't fix. #violence
vwait shit this isnt the island is it https://upload.vwikimedia.org/vwikipedia/en/5/56/tdisland.png
Oh that has to be like. At least worth punching some teeth in for that. Don't fuck with the caffeine
wwwwe keep our nub to the grindstone. thanks boss
ive been under an nda since i wwwwas four that wwwwont expire for another fifty swwwweeps
c< aNyway, HOws everyONe dOiN tHis fucKass NigHt? >c
ragebaiting my fat Lusus expLained ragebaiting my fat Lusus aLL endings ragebaiting my fat Lusus reanimated ragebaiting my fat Lusus metaL cover
you post shit llike this. BASICALLY every time you get onlline.
↘️there is something wrong with you.↘️
>> rea1 honeડt1y
c< agreed! >c
:33< real and true!!!
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(( like do you do it IC or OOC or what. its literally scary ))
↗️THAT IS ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT THEY RELAYED TO ME. THAT I AM BEING INCONSIDERATE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S SNIFFCAVERNS, AND THAT I SHOULD "PULL MYSELF TOGETHER AND CONSUME BLAND DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS LIKE THE REST OF THE OFFICE".↗️ ↘️but they did not comment on my posts or their integrity.↘️
((shhh the tags are a meta thing to not break site rules, dont look at those!!
↗️I HAVE RECEIVED A FORMAL COMPLAINT FROM UPPER MANGLEMENT REGARDING MY CHOICE OF MIDSHIFT CONSUMABLES.↗️ ↘️another effort in squealing by my useless worksquare neighbor, i imagine.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.↗️ ↘️are we not fans of these delectable morsels.↘️ ↗️IMAGE BELOW RELEVANT.↗️ ↘️i microwave them for warmth.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fba0fdc896e7.png ↗️
(( 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 ))
(( sorry both me & Himero are really gay, he gets it from me 😔😔😔 ))
(( AWARFHRHHRNAW ARRARHARHA AWOOF BARK ))
// HELL YEAH silly guys r my favorite guys!!! i'd absolutely love to see him about hehe
(( wow, that's actually a very good character. I even would love to see him in action. ))
// i love him he looks like a fun silly guy :D very big and fluffy
you should 100% make him an account here and use this as his pfp
>> that'ડ ડo cute !! !!
>> wa¡t wa¡t wa¡t ¡ડ your typ¡ng qu¡rk ડuppoડed to be 1¡ke 1¡tt1e footpr¡nt tra¡1ડ w the magn¡fy¡ng g1aડડ :O
>> aw thank you !! ¡'m not aડ brave aડ moડt fo1kડ on here to actua11y put my face up hahah and ¡ 1¡ke catડ
>> he11o !! !
Ahem 𝙰𝚆𝚆𝚆𝚆𝚆𝚆𝚆𝚆𝚆𝚆𝚆𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾
fireball, not the human stuff but the alternian shit that's infused with wython venom that straight up paralyses you for a bit. funny as fucK the entire way through and the feelin of coming bacK to movement ain't liKe nothin else