GIDEON
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WE HAVE ╋━HOVGH╋━S.
NESCIEN╋━ SPIRI╋━S. LOOK VPON ╋━HE VPROARIOVS JES╋━ IN MINIA╋━VRE, PINNED ABOVE MY NAME. A SMALL MIR╋━H, LES╋━ I BE ╋━AKEN FOR EN╋━IRELY HVMORLESS. OBSERVE AND ╋━AKE HEED: ╋━HE CAWING OF ╋━HE CROW IS ONLY S╋━AYED BY SOME╋━HING FAR BLACKER ╋━HAN I╋━SELF, BEFORE WHICH EVEN OMENS BOW.
IN MY HVMBLE QVES╋━ ╋━O MERELY OBSERVE AND CAS╋━ MY ╋━HOVGH╋━S IN╋━O ╋━HE VOID, I HAVE SOMEHOW ROVSED ╋━HE IRE OF NO╋━ ONE, BV╋━ ╋━WO PERSIS╋━EN╋━ AND, PRAY FORGIVE ME, EXCEEDINGLY NOSEY SPIRI╋━S. ╋━HA╋━ ONE SVCH AS I, A MO╋━E IN ╋━HE MVL╋━I╋━VDE OF ╋━HE COSMOS, SHOVLD DRAW SVCH SINGVLAR A╋━╋━EN╋━ION IS A MARVEL. NO╋━ ╋━O MEN╋━ION PROVIDING SOME MANNER OF AMVSEMEN╋━ FOR AN EN╋━I╋━Y OF MOS╋━ ES╋━EEMED REPV╋━E. HOW EVEN╋━FVL! PERHAPS EVEN INVIGORA╋━ING!
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NESCIEN╋━ SPIRI╋━S. LOOK VPON ╋━HE VPROARIOVS JES╋━ IN MINIA╋━VRE, PINNED ABOVE MY NAME. A SMALL MIR╋━H, LES╋━ I BE ╋━AKEN FOR EN╋━IRELY HVMORLESS. OBSERVE AND ╋━AKE HEED: ╋━HE CAWING OF ╋━HE CROW IS ONLY S╋━AYED BY SOME╋━HING FAR BLACKER ╋━HAN I╋━SELF, BEFORE WHICH EVEN OMENS BOW.
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WHISPERS IN ╋━HE VOID DIVVLGE IN OVERWHELMING GRAPHIC DE╋━AIL EVEN╋━S MOS╋━ OBSCENE NEAR ╋━HE LAGOON OF DESPOND. EX╋━RACVRRICVLAR AC╋━IVI╋━IES OF ╋━HE POS╋━ERIOR ONSLAVGH╋━ VARIE╋━Y. PERHAPS A BLOOD CVRDLING SHRIEK OF BANSHEE-LIKE PANACHE MAY DREAD AND DE╋━ER ╋━HE VNRVLY GHOVLS.
Weee ghooouuuls, aaareee quuuiiiteee haaard tooo deeeteeer!
I HVMBLY REQVES╋━ ╋━HA╋━ SVCH CARNAL PROCLIVI╋━IES ARE NO╋━ EXECV╋━ED WI╋━HIN ╋━HE PERIPHERALS OF MY SALAD.
Wooorry nooot! III wooouuuld nooot dooo thaaat! BUUUT iii diiid seeeeee ghooouuul aaand feeelt theee neeeeeed tooo chiiimeee iiin!
I HAVE A╋━╋━RAC╋━ED ╋━HE IRE OF A WRAI╋━H MOS╋━ INDEFA╋━IGABLE AND QVI╋━E FRANKLY OB╋━RVSIVE. WOVLD BE ╋━HA╋━ I SHOVLD HAIL AN EXORCIS╋━, HOWEVER SOME╋━IMES. SOME╋━IMES ╋━HE CINNABAR WEEVILS HAVE CHARM. VNREFINED AS I╋━ MAY BE, BV╋━ S╋━ILL 'CV╋━E', AS PREVIOVSLY MEN╋━IONED IN MY EARLIER ACCOVN╋━S.
I didn't read anything about this post, but this reply did make me stop to read it so I could fully enjoy it.
MOS╋━ FOR╋━VNA╋━E I MVS╋━ COVN╋━ MYSELF ╋━O HAVE DRAWN ╋━HE A╋━╋━EN╋━ION OF SO POLISHED A SPEC╋━RE AS PRESIDEN╋━ ╋━ROLLBAMA, ╋━HOVGH SVCH WAS NO╋━ MINE ORIGINAL DESIGN. A HAPPY ACCIDEN╋━, IF ╋━HERE EVER WAS ONE. ╋━HE BES╋━ HAVN╋━INGS ARE NEVER IN╋━EN╋━IONAL, AS ╋━HEY SAY. PERHAPS RILING ╋━HE WRA╋━HFVL EN╋━I╋━Y HAS I╋━S ADVAN╋━AGES.
SVCH MALCON╋━EN╋━! I WAS NO╋━ AWARE YOVR OCVLAR RECEP╋━ICALS WERE CAPABLE OF FLAVN╋━ING SVCH A VIVID, PERIDO╋━-ADJACEN╋━ HVE.
WRE╋━CHED HELLION, YOVR VNILA╋━ERAL CALIGINOVS AFFILIA╋━IONS WILL FIND NO LOAM ╋━O ╋━AKE ROO╋━ HERE. ╋━HIS HIN╋━ERLAND IS QVI╋━E BARREN. PERHAPS EVEN INFER╋━ILE, OR A╋━ LEAS╋━ EX╋━REMELY DIFFICVL╋━ ╋━O ╋━ILL.
YOV KNOCK VPON ╋━HE MAVSOLEVM DOOR, YE╋━ ARE SVRPRISED, DISCONCER╋━ED EVEN, WHEN ╋━HE DARKNESS ╋━HEREIN ACKNOWLEDGES YOVR BECKONING.
╋━HE WRE╋━CHED CARMINE-S╋━REAMED CREA╋━VRES S╋━ALKING ABOV╋━ ╋━HE BACKDROP OF MY NECROPOLIS ARE VNFA╋━HOMABLY CV╋━E. HOWEVER, I AM AWARE ╋━HEY DESIRE ONLY ONE ╋━HING. AND I╋━ IS DISGVS╋━ING. QVI╋━E POSSIBLY EVEN OBSCENE.
HOw InTeReSTIng! ThIS IS qUITe The pOST.
ENVISAGE YOVRSELF IN MY POSI╋━ION, IF YOV WILL. PAR╋━AKING IN SOLI╋━VDE YOVR PREFERRED GAS╋━RIC-POVCH FILLING NV╋━RIMEN╋━. YOV ARE SEA╋━ED NEARES╋━ ╋━HE MOS╋━ EMBELLISHED SEPVLCHRE. ╋━HEIR EYES DARK AND PA╋━IEN╋━, ╋━HE QVIE╋━ PROMISE OF A BEAS╋━ WHO KNOWS I╋━S PREY WILL WANDER CLOSER OF I╋━S OWN ACCORD. OR MAYBE S╋━OP ╋━RESPASSING.
MhM, yeS. I See! I'M DeepLy SORRy fOR ThIS. I hOpe IT STOpS TReSpaSSIng.
A MOS╋━ MORBID AND GNAWING CVRIOSI╋━Y HAS SEIZED MY SPIRI╋━, COMPELLING ME ╋━O SEEK AN OPPOR╋━VNI╋━Y ╋━O PEER VPON ╋━HE DISCOVRSE AND SEN╋━IMEN╋━S OF MY FELLOW KIN. SO HERE WE S╋━AND, ACHING ╋━O INDVLGE ╋━HIS FANCY, ╋━HA╋━ I MIGH╋━ CAS╋━ MY VOICE IN╋━O ╋━HE E╋━HER AND QVAKE A╋━ ╋━HE SOVND OF MY OWN ECHO. OR YOV VNFAMILIAR SHADES.
🔍 _-_-_- Abs⌕lutely delighted t⌕ meet the unique pe⌕ple ⌕f s⌕ciety, which includes s⌕me⌕ne such as y⌕urself! I'm Detective X⌕am⌕s Amkeuz! _-_-_-
NA╋━VRALLY. YES ╋━HA╋━ IS ╋━HE NAME BESIDES YOVR PIC╋━OGRAM. ONE WOVLD HOPE YOV LACK A PROPENSI╋━Y FOR FALSEHOODS. SHADE XAOMOS. DE╋━EC╋━IVE. I AM GIDEON. NIGH AN OMEN MOS╋━ DISQVIE╋━ING ╋━O BE CAS╋━ IN╋━O ╋━HIS CONFLVENCE A╋━ SVCH AN HOVR. MOS╋━ FOR╋━VNA╋━E YOV WILL FIND NO ╋━RANSGRESSIONS ON MY ACCOVN╋━.
🔍 _-_-_- ⌕h d⌕n't w⌕rry, I'm n⌕t here f⌕r w⌕rk, y⌕u just happened t⌕ catch my eye! And the intr⌕ducti⌕n was a f⌕rmality, just being p⌕lite. _-_-_-
RES╋━ IN PEACE, ASSVRED EVEN, ╋━HA╋━ I AM NO╋━ WORRIED. ╋━HERE ARE NO ╋━RANSGRESSIONS ╋━O BE FOVND IN ╋━HIS PLACE, AS PREVIOVSLY MEN╋━IONED IN GRAVE SINCERI╋━Y. NO DISPARAGEMEN╋━ WAS BVRIED IN MY PRIOR RESPONSE. I SEEK NO╋━ ╋━O ╋━EMPES╋━VA╋━E YOV OBSCVRE SPEC╋━RES HAVN╋━ING ╋━HIS IN╋━RICA╋━ELY AND DEEPLY WOVEN FILIGREE OF COMMVNICA╋━IVE PVRPOSE. ╋━HOVGH I OFFER MY APOLOGIES IF I╋━ DID SEEM SO. ╋━ELL ME, DE╋━EC╋━IVE XOAMOS, DO YOV ENJOY YOVR WORK?
🔍 _-_-_- I see~! That's g⌕⌕d t⌕ kn⌕w. C⌕nsidered me relieved. Mhm, y⌕u're g⌕⌕d, dude. I'm n⌕t b⌕thered at all. Again, y⌕u just caught my attenti⌕n. I d⌕! I get t⌕ meet all s⌕rts ⌕f pe⌕ple, s⌕lve crimes, etc., etc., what d⌕ y⌕u get up t⌕, h⌕t stuff? Maybe we c⌕uld have p⌕ssibly cr⌕ssed paths? Hm? _-_-_-
A MOS╋━ AVSPICIOVS OCCVPA╋━ION. MY V╋━MOS╋━ AND SOLEMN RESPEC╋━ ╋━O YOV AND YOVR ILK. MAY NO FOVL MISCREAN╋━ FADE IN╋━O OBSCVRI╋━Y VNDER YOVR FERVEN╋━ WA╋━CH. VNLESS I╋━ IS IN╋━O SOME SVNKEN CREVICE BEFI╋━╋━ING OF ╋━HE OFFENCE. MY NIGH╋━LY PROMENADES HAVE LED ╋━O MANY OCCVRSIONS WI╋━H INNVMEROVS PHAN╋━OMS, S╋━AINED IN COVN╋━LESS PIGMEN╋━A╋━IONS. I╋━ IS QVI╋━E POSSIBLE WE HAVE CROSSED PA╋━HS INADVER╋━EN╋━LY. WHY AM I 'HO╋━ S╋━VFF'? I WOVLD DESCRIBE MYSELF WI╋━H A MVCH MORE NIPPING DESCRIP╋━OR. COOL AS A CADAVER, AS ╋━HEY SAY.
🔍 _-_-_- Well, if y⌕u see a teal detective sh⌕win a lil chest and all hands⌕me, that's pr⌕bably me. 😉 ⌕h, ya kn⌕w, just saying, but c⌕⌕l as a cadaver can be y⌕ur vibe then. Haha. _-_-_-
I WILL DO WELL ╋━O REMEMBER ╋━HIS ╋━EX╋━VAL POR╋━RAI╋━VRE, OH HONEY-╋━ONGVED SHADE. VNSVBS╋━AN╋━IAL AS I╋━ MAY BE IN ALL I╋━S SVBJEC╋━IVE GLORY. YOV WILL KNOW ME BY ╋━HE MOVN╋━ING PRESSVRE AGAINS╋━ ╋━HE BACK OF YOVR CERVICAL COLVMN. AND MORE SPECIFICALLY ╋━HE MASK VPON MY FACE. IF I╋━ WERE NO╋━ EVIDEN╋━ VIA MY CHOSEN PIC╋━OGRAM.
🔍 _-_-_- "subjective gl⌕ry" ⌕uch! Hey! The mask helps, and the pers⌕nality is attractive! ^^ _-_-_-
I DID NO╋━ MEAN ╋━O INSVL╋━. SIMPLY, I HAVE SEEN MANY 'HANDSOME' SHADES. AND PERHAPS I WAS IMBECILIC IN MY FORGE╋━FVLNESS ╋━O PERVSE YOVR PAGE, RENDERING MY PREVIOVS RESPONSE VERGING ON S╋━VL╋━ILOQVENCE. ╋━HA╋━ IS ╋━O SAY, I KNOW YOVR FACE NOW. I AM VNSVRE HOW ╋━O RESPOND ╋━O ╋━HE LA╋━╋━ER COMMEN╋━ARY. HOWEVER, I EX╋━END MY GRA╋━I╋━VDE, OH HANDSOME VERDIGRIS SEDVC╋━IONIS╋━.