♣ mediated by @putreSciple
∙☾__☽ .... this motherrf̶uckerr talking to ghost alrright imma pack it up and head out
∙☾__☽ which arre? lurrking adjacent?
∙☾__☽ you werre just lurrking??? lurrk nearr us i got questions only in perrson violence can anwserr
∙☾__☽ ok i laughed but no
∙☾__☽ i have many sides the ass itches on all them rreading that
Yes, I_can._HOWEVER, I'm_not_stupid, if_he's_a_highblood._(excluding_indigo)_I_would_be_fucked, but_otherwise, if_he's_standing_near_an_open_grave, his_ass_is_going_in._Corpse_inside_of_it_or_not.
∙☾__☽ no but it is (: we just wanna like talk in perrson
∙☾__☽ lolol might be a f̶larrp thing that shit's so lame i'm surre you can take a f̶ucking f̶larrperr rred boy
∙☾__☽ ok i looked that one up and i'm not f̶ucking 1.Prrone to outburrsts of̶ temperr; easily angerred. 2. Charracterrized by orr rresulting f̶rrom angerr. yerr verry worrdy and it's making my ass itch i don't' like peace
we_should, if_he_shows_up_again, (and_if_he's_a_highblood_rip), i'm_drop_kicking_him_into_a_grave.
∙☾__☽ something weirrd i bet we should just call him that tbh
couldn't_quite_see_what_he_was_doing._but_the_lurker_sounds_about_right.
∙☾__☽ just lurrking?? the lurrkerr??
We_do_and_apparently_he_hangs_out_at_my_grave_hard_(despite_his_denials, I_saw_him_last_night)
This_is_the_most_annoying_way_to_reply_to_things.
∙☾__☽ we gotta bully this weirrdo of̶f̶ chittrr tbh
Stop_mediating_our_chits_and_talking_like_you're_about_to_get_hit_with_some_mid-alternian_century_plague._You're_not_mysterious, you're_just_annoying.
∙☾__☽ that's what I'm f̶ucking saying! is this a bit he does??
You_type_like_you_are_doing_this_in_a_candlelit_room, hunched_over.
∙☾__☽ i'm not looking up those worrds f̶uck you orr thanks ig? you'rre on my damn memo??? just leave brrotherr
∙☾__☽ @putrreSciple ay yo disrrespectf̶ully STF̶U
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Wooorry nooot! III wooouuuld nooot dooo thaaat! BUUUT iii diiid seeeeee ghooouuul aaand feeelt theee neeeeeed tooo chiiimeee iiin!
Weee ghooouuuls, aaareee quuuiiiteee haaard tooo deeeteeer!
I'm_going_to_go_back_to_digging_holes._If_he_shows_up, I'm_burying_him_in_one.
"Cinnabar_weevils" Is_a_crazy_thing_to_say, then_following_up_with "Cute."
I_hate_you, you_melodramatic_neurotic_ass.
I'm_glad_someone_is_enjoying_this.
I_need_to_get_back_to_work._He's_gonna_piss_me_off_more.
🔍 _-_-_- Well, if y⌕u see a teal detective sh⌕win a lil chest and all hands⌕me, that's pr⌕bably me. 😉 ⌕h, ya kn⌕w, just saying, but c⌕⌕l as a cadaver can be y⌕ur vibe then. Haha. _-_-_-
This_is_such_a_non-response. ALSO, IT_IS_MY_BUSINESS._AND_MY_GRAVEYARD.
This_is_such_a_loaded_response._You_could_have_just_said_no.
So_this_is_a "If_you_saw_me_at_the_devil's_sacrament, why_were_YOU_at_the_devil's_sacrament?"
How_is_this_above_average_in_the_annoying_stuff_people_say_when_they_lie?
They_had_food, so_I_assume_they_ate_there Also, they_seemed_to_have_disturbed_the_earth, too._gonna_have_to_chase_them_off_next_time.
There_was_a_weirdo_at_the_graveyard_after_closing_hours;_he_was_there_for_a_few_hours.
ALTeRnIa IS aLwayS fILLeD wITh SUch cReaTIve peOpLe.
MhM, yeS. I See! I'M DeepLy SORRy fOR ThIS. I hOpe IT STOpS TReSpaSSIng.