♣ mediated by @putreSciple
-_-_-_ N🔍︎w y🔍︎ur ass is d🔍︎ing t🔍︎🔍︎ g🔍︎g damn much. Y🔍︎u killed my partner AND FRIEND, might I add, and I'm supp🔍︎sed t🔍︎ be chill ab🔍︎ut it? He's a lil sl🔍︎w s🔍︎ he can d🔍︎ whateva he wants, but y🔍︎u? Tall, dark, and pissing me 🔍︎ff? I'm laying things straight right n🔍︎w.-_-_-🔎❗
Graveyard 0rgy wh0 c0min (Were fucking the gh0sts) #nsfw
Thïs ïs ä wïn.
Thïs häs tö bë ä nëw rëcörd.
Pöör söd.
∙☾__☽ ganging up on people is much f̶ucking f̶un i supporrt gang violence (:
><xx>< This is the m×st he's mediated me, but h×nestly it's just the way he described c××kie. He kn×ws what he's d×in ><xx><
><xx>< It is but all this f×r a c××kie. ><xx><
Ï älrëädy knëw yöü wërë ä nërd ÿöü dïdn't hävë tö tëll më thät.
Ï knëw ït
Ï nëëd tö knöw dö yöü äctüällÿ tälk lïkë thïs ïn përsön ör ïs thïs äll bröüght tö üs bÿ thësäürüs döt cöm.
><xx>< All that c×uld have been said with like, at least 4 less sentences. ><xx><
><xx>< a fucking c××kie? ><xx><
🔍 _-_-_- If gh⌕sts are real that means I died and I am currently s⌕me fucking gh⌕st!! I DIED!!! I DIED WHAT WHAT??????? _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- Hey, asking hyp⌕thetical questi⌕ns... If I were t⌕ get murdered, and my head severed fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and then... I came back... H⌕w w⌕uld ⌕ne g⌕ ab⌕ut pr⌕perly reattaching their head t⌕ their b⌕dy? LIKE, but it's n⌕t urgent, just... if p⌕ssible, h⌕w? {r} #g⌕re {r} _-_-_-
i sh/)uld pr/)bably make a list /)f nearly eve try /)ne wh/) i am publicly arguing right /)n chittr /)n a regular basis 4 abs/)lutely n/) /)ther reas/)n than i like wishing up/)n /)thers t/) fail
🔍 _-_-_- ⌕h, tall, dark, and mysteri⌕us all up in my n⌕tifs _-_-_-
Thïs ïs jüst ä höbby.
Shöwïng ëmötïön ïs prömïsïng. Ït mëäns Ï cän gët ÿöü önë däy.
Ï dïdn't knöw ÿöü cöüld dö thät.
My slöppÿ sëcönds.
> th0ught 1 was rust th0
Böööööööööö
Yëäh. Try ä döwnër.
Trÿ sömë mörë Ï thïnk thëy'd bë pröpïtïöüs.
Ïf än äfflïctïön ïs bënïgn ïs ït ëvën än äfflïctïön? Thät bëïng säïd nö önë cönvëntïönäl häs ghösts tö bë dïstürbëd.
Öh my göd Ï cän äctüälly rëäd thïs ëäsïly. Ärë yöü ökäy? Ärë yöü fëëlïng älrïght? Ärë yöü sïck?
Ï'm nöt göïng tö jüdgë whät önë pösts (yës ï äm) büt tö më hörnÿ pöstïng änd vïölëncë pöstïng rëäd thë ëxäct sämë.
∙☾__☽ ay yo don't f̶ucking call my holes that???
∙☾__☽ you just be making up worrds wherre do you even get them f̶rrom. i said it was f̶ine dude was sweeps ago if̶ i wasn't cool mentioning i wouldn't have if̶ i wash my ass will you stop using thirrteen letterr worrds?
∙☾__☽ tsk whateverr don't get all meek on me now lurrkerr you was just telling me to wash my ass lol
Näh Ï hävën't ëvën üsëd ä 13 lëttër wörd yët. Yöü cän't cäll ït cärïng ünlëss Ï'vë bröüght öüt ä 13 lëttër wörd.
Höw äböüt vëxïng?
Ïs ït rëällÿ? Bëïng äggrävätïng ïs fün. Änd yöü'rë än ëäsÿ tärgët.
Nöt yöü. Ï'm tryïng tö pïss yöü öff. https://cdn.ïmgchëst.cöm/fïlës/5d0d231c1880.png @pütrëScïplë
Mäybë Ï shöüld löök för ä përmänënt äüspïstïcë. Ï rëälly lïkë tö pïss pëöplë öff büt Ï'm nöt löökïng för änythïng pïtch. Öf cöürsë thë jöb wöüld bë tö mëdïätë THËM Ï'm stïll göïng tö bë ä jërk.
Thänk ÿöü ït's än ältïtüdïnöüs ëndëävör.
Thërë's ä löt tö ünpäck thërë. Büt rëälly Ï jüst wäntëd tö rëpröäch ÿöür löng äss pösts ägäïn.
Möst pëöplë wöüld räthër jüst bë cällëd höt.
Fröm nöw ön rägë bäïtïng cösts 5. Ëvëryönë Ï'm älrëädÿ ännöyïng ïs grändfäthërëd ïn.
>:P BLËËH Byë <3
Nö ïf Ï stärt cärïng thät müch thën Ï lösë.
i can come back. but i can die.
Whät cän Ï säy? Ï'm rëälly ïntö mäkïng fün öf pëöplë. Älsö ït's mörë ïrrïtätïön. Whïch Ï cöüld nöt fïnd ä bïg wörd för thät dïdn't jüst mëän ängrÿ ör sömëthïng mëdïcäl.
'För ÿöü' ïs thë këy phräsë hërë. Ït's älsö jüst äs löng änd blövïätïng (ä bïg wörd jüst 'för yöü') äs nörmäl 'för yöü.'
hmmmmmmmmm i could probably help?
Yöü cän't ëvën bë hörny nörmälly?
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "When in the water, listen to the leaves and the current. It will take you where you need, you can protect with understanding of the ocean... dolphin, shark... scary." Wise words. ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛
Ät lëäst yöü knöw höw tö hävë fün.
꒷꒦ill bྐe realll idoྐnt hknoྐw hoྐw toྐ rea d learning toྐ bྐuྐt goྐsh its hard wtf꒦꒷
Ï'm söööööööööööööööööööööööööö ëäsÿ tö gët älöng wïth ït's rïdïcülöüs.
Ï wïn :) kk byë.
Cörrëct. Ÿöü ärë örnëry. Whïch Ï thïnk stïll cöünts ïn thë bïtch cätëgöry.
Bïtch.
Övërcömë thëm.
Ïf yöü'rë göïng tö typë lïkë thät yöü nëëd tö këëp thïngs shörtër.
Ï shöüld ädd ättëmptïng tö mürdër më ön my lïst öf sërvïcës sö Ï cän ät lëäst gët päïd.
+[U] Sure-did. I-was-getting-hungry.
H◎w qu⟁int!
They're ⟁ll h⟁ve free time, it d◎esn't t⟁ke l◎ng t◎ re⟁d wh⟁t is s⟁id here. They ⟁re just l⟁zy! Th◎ugh it w◎uldn't hurt t◎ cut these d◎wn, this is ⟁ l◎ng-winded w⟁y t◎ s⟁y they've never seen ⟁ j◎b ⟁pplic⟁ti◎n in their life.
some of you have †he wors† quirks imaginable. you †ype like †ha† and ge† surprised we can'† fucking read i†.
>> ¡ w¡11 try to keep that ¡n m¡nd, G¡deon. Thank you for be¡ng ડo po1¡te about ¡t.
>> Oh! Um!! No thank you actua11y ahaha
>> brb f¡nanc¡ng my boneડ rq
W3ll Sup3rg(o)aTg(o)all(o)T T(o) y(o)u T(o)(o) buDDy
∙☾__☽ we just don't f̶ucking know??? verry locked in my towerr ass chits hell yeah brro me and his rrust blood arre gonna trroll scooby doo him
∙☾__☽ that's what the F̶UCK I SAID TWIN i'm trrying to f̶rr
Why h3 (o)uT h3r3 uSIng bIg fuckIng W(o)rDS. lavaTI(o)n?? fuckIn quIll In hanD m(o)Th3rfuck3r. l3mm3 kn(o)W If u n33D h3lp. my j(o)b IS fInDIng anD b3aTIng p3(o)pl3 afT3r all!
makIng g(o)r3gl3 W(o)rDS WTf. Sh(o)ulDa b3aT hIS aSS.
∙☾__☽ maybe lavation, perrhaps? that's what some dumb motherrf̶uckerr on him told me shout out to that worrd of̶ the day lurrkerr
Öh cööl Ï äctüälly knöw äll öf thësë wörds.
Ah, I can’t help it tonight, I have a thruzt that needz to 8e voiced~
My dear, there’z zomething zo intricately intimate a8out watching as someone gasps and chokez on their own 8lood~ Watching them zpit it up while looking into your eyez az you hold them so gently in your arms… My dear, zeeing how it drips down their chin and poolz 8eneath the two of you, ztaining your clothez and handz with zuch a warmth that leavez their 8ody~ If you ever try 8leeding out in front of me, I might think you were flirting~ #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore izh
doooiiing thiiis tooo sooomeeeoooneee wheeen weee beeecooomeee suuupeeer beeest friiieeends #goooreee #booodyhooorrooor https://cdn.iiimgcheeest.cooom/fiiileees/63dcc185c67eee.jpg
III caaan aaask theeem tooo tuuurn iiit dooown!
>> Why do ડpaghett¡oડ a1wayડ e¡ther fee1 1¡ke they ડpent the 1¡ght ¡n the therma1hu11 or 1¡ke you juડt extracted the bow1 out of a poo1 of mo1ten 1ava ¡ડ there no m¡dd1e-ground here? ¡ડ th¡ડ what ¡ get for not f¡nd¡ng ડometh¡ng more ડubડtant¡a1 for d¡nner..
Hmmmmmmmm, III dooo nooot eeenjoooy peeeooopleee plaaayiiing looouuud muuusiiic ooouuutsiiideee my hiiiveee.
My dear, Pretty late 8ut I wanted to juzt rant I zuppoze, though it’z a 8it luztful~ I’ve 8een thinking a8out the feeling of 8lood zpilling on my hands after a good catch. La8ored 8reathing cauzing more to zquirt out and splatter everywhere… The rush of 8lood through your veins trying to replace what’z lozt~ Ah, honeztly the thought alone already haz me 8lushing~ #nsfw #nzfwe #violence #8loodplay
IIIf III eeeveeer neeeeeed thaaat sooort ooof heeelp, III wiiill seeeeeek yooouuu ooouuut! Thaaank yooouuu veeery muuuch, Giiideeeooon! Yooouuu aaareee veeery, veeery sweeeeeet!
Weeell, theeereee's nooot muuuch III caaan dooo! IIIt's haaard tooo taaakeee reeeveeengeee wheeen yooouuu'reee deeeaaad wiiithooouuut beeecooomiiing eeeviiil! Sooo III dooon't waaant thaaat. III haaaveee nooo iiideeeaaa, thooouuugh. III dooon't reeeaaally seeeeeek theeem ooouuut. III waaas veeery uuupseeet by aaall ooof iiit, aaand III try tooo staaay pooosiiitiiiveee! Buuut yooouuu seeeeeem veeery paaassiiiooonaaateee, thaaank yooouuu!
IIIt seeeeeemeeed liiikeee aaan aaapprooopriiiaaateee reeeaaactiiiooon! AAAlsooo, thaaank yooouuu! III try tooo beee veeery, veeery pooosiiitiiiveee! AAAw, yooouuu caaan't beee wooorseee thaaan my eeex! Nooot saaayiiing weee'd beee tooogeeetheeer, buuut heee's theee reeeaaasooon III'm deeeaaad!
AAAw, thaaank yooouuu! heee waaas cruuusheeed by aaa piiiaaanooo! III thiiink! III'm nooot suuureee iiif heee diiieeed frooom iiit, buuut heee diiid geeet huuurt veeery baaadly, aaand thaaat moooreee thaaan maaakeees uuup fooor iiit!
Mhm._Sure.
I_can_tolerate_being_called_slurs, but_I_draw_the_line_at_people_implying_I_hold_sexual_interest_in_them_in_any_capacity.
If_I_see_you_at_my_graveyard, I'm_throwing_this_shovel_straight_through_your_mask.
Ew.
Disgusting._EUGH._Filthy.
I_would_rather_let_a_rotary_saw_fuck_me_up_the_wastechute_then_humor_that._BUT_it_seems_like_YOU_want_that._
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꒷꒦oྐkay im still ging toྐ bྐea t uྐ꒦꒷
🔍 _-_-_- There were layers t⌕ this that I had t⌕ think ab⌕ut. Being called a "hands⌕me verdigris seducti⌕nist" is rather new! Interesting way t⌕ say I'm attractive. _-_-_-
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꒷꒦bྐloྐg oྐf uྐ 2 assuྐm e i goྐt asscheeks꒦꒷
꒷꒦im juྐst goྐin g 2 goྐ fing him꒦꒷
꒷꒦im goྐnging toྐ find uྐ and k cik=nd shoྐgve my f ist rig gt uྐp yoྐuྐr ass꒦꒷
꒷꒦bྐroྐtha it was a joྐke. noྐ yoྐuྐre juྐst wird????? bྐroྐ???꒦꒷
꒷꒦bྐroྐ im juྐs t sayi g its noྐt hoྐt cuྐas e peoྐpl whwoྐuྐld die and shit bྐecauྐ sec coྐrpse arent segxy uྐ mad e assptimptioྐn i was talki bྐoྐuྐt soྐme freak shit and i ant oྐn fre ak time right noྐw꒦꒷
꒷꒦oྐh noྐg i noྐt sintoྐ that bྐe cuྐase uྐ woྐuྐlg die if yoྐuྐ ate me. lik imme diately꒦꒷
_ I am fascinated witH wHatever is wronG witH some trolls on Here. If only I could put tHem in tHeir respective petri disHes.
∙☾__☽ .... this motherrf̶uckerr talking to ghost alrright imma pack it up and head out
∙☾__☽ which arre? lurrking adjacent?
∙☾__☽ you werre just lurrking??? lurrk nearr us i got questions only in perrson violence can anwserr
∙☾__☽ ok i laughed but no
∙☾__☽ i have many sides the ass itches on all them rreading that
Yes, I_can._HOWEVER, I'm_not_stupid, if_he's_a_highblood._(excluding_indigo)_I_would_be_fucked, but_otherwise, if_he's_standing_near_an_open_grave, his_ass_is_going_in._Corpse_inside_of_it_or_not.
∙☾__☽ no but it is (: we just wanna like talk in perrson
∙☾__☽ lolol might be a f̶larrp thing that shit's so lame i'm surre you can take a f̶ucking f̶larrperr rred boy
∙☾__☽ ok i looked that one up and i'm not f̶ucking 1.Prrone to outburrsts of̶ temperr; easily angerred. 2. Charracterrized by orr rresulting f̶rrom angerr. yerr verry worrdy and it's making my ass itch i don't' like peace
we_should, if_he_shows_up_again, (and_if_he's_a_highblood_rip), i'm_drop_kicking_him_into_a_grave.
∙☾__☽ something weirrd i bet we should just call him that tbh
couldn't_quite_see_what_he_was_doing._but_the_lurker_sounds_about_right.
∙☾__☽ just lurrking?? the lurrkerr??
We_do_and_apparently_he_hangs_out_at_my_grave_hard_(despite_his_denials, I_saw_him_last_night)
This_is_the_most_annoying_way_to_reply_to_things.
∙☾__☽ we gotta bully this weirrdo of̶f̶ chittrr tbh
Stop_mediating_our_chits_and_talking_like_you're_about_to_get_hit_with_some_mid-alternian_century_plague._You're_not_mysterious, you're_just_annoying.
If_it's_a_bit, it's_a_bit_full_a_shit.
∙☾__☽ that's what I'm f̶ucking saying! is this a bit he does??
You_type_like_you_are_doing_this_in_a_candlelit_room, hunched_over.
∙☾__☽ i'm not looking up those worrds f̶uck you orr thanks ig? you'rre on my damn memo??? just leave brrotherr
løll gēttēmm
∙☾__☽ @putrreSciple ay yo disrrespectf̶ully STF̶U
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Wooorry nooot! III wooouuuld nooot dooo thaaat! BUUUT iii diiid seeeeee ghooouuul aaand feeelt theee neeeeeed tooo chiiimeee iiin!
Weee ghooouuuls, aaareee quuuiiiteee haaard tooo deeeteeer!
Shut_the_fuck_up.
I'm_going_to_go_back_to_digging_holes._If_he_shows_up, I'm_burying_him_in_one.
"Cinnabar_weevils" Is_a_crazy_thing_to_say, then_following_up_with "Cute."
I_hate_you, you_melodramatic_neurotic_ass.
I'm_glad_someone_is_enjoying_this.
I_need_to_get_back_to_work._He's_gonna_piss_me_off_more.
🔍 _-_-_- Well, if y⌕u see a teal detective sh⌕win a lil chest and all hands⌕me, that's pr⌕bably me. 😉 ⌕h, ya kn⌕w, just saying, but c⌕⌕l as a cadaver can be y⌕ur vibe then. Haha. _-_-_-
This_is_such_a_non-response. ALSO, IT_IS_MY_BUSINESS._AND_MY_GRAVEYARD.
Okay_i'm_calm.
This_is_such_a_loaded_response._You_could_have_just_said_no.
So_this_is_a "If_you_saw_me_at_the_devil's_sacrament, why_were_YOU_at_the_devil's_sacrament?"
How_is_this_above_average_in_the_annoying_stuff_people_say_when_they_lie?
This_pissed_me_off.
@putreSciple_Got_somethin'_to_confess?
They_had_food, so_I_assume_they_ate_there Also, they_seemed_to_have_disturbed_the_earth, too._gonna_have_to_chase_them_off_next_time.
There_was_a_weirdo_at_the_graveyard_after_closing_hours;_he_was_there_for_a_few_hours.
ALTeRnIa IS aLwayS fILLeD wITh SUch cReaTIve peOpLe.
MhM, yeS. I See! I'M DeepLy SORRy fOR ThIS. I hOpe IT STOpS TReSpaSSIng.